Spritenaut 32 Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 Ambrose interview here: I probably don’t have any more of a bigger following on the Internet than anybody else does, I just probably have a stranger one. I don’t know where that comes from. Being a little too convincing while playing a creepy sociopath on the indys, maybe? I still can't wrap my head around the idea that Jon Moxley will probably eventually get a strong babyface push. It just seems wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonnyLaw Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 I don't know what's better, Cesaro's facial expressions or the fact that it's so amazingly obvious that Hogan has no idea who he is. This was wonderful. My only gripe with your post is that you did not introduce him as "Currently Reigning March Madness Champion Cesaro." We need a filter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IHFP Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 Does the new website have filters? The product. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted March 24, 2014 Author Share Posted March 24, 2014 We need a filter! You will get nothing and like it! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bustronaut Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 I still like that someone thought "'increased fundamentals®*' (*® 2014, WNBA)" was a filter for big titties 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coletti Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 I still like that someone thought "'increased fundamentals®*' (*® 2014, WNBA)" was a filter for big titties That's silly, since "fundamental" = buttcheeks.http://mentalfloss.com/article/12350/dirty-etymology-9-everyday-words 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebbie Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 http://www.wwe.com/classics/badass-wrestler-stories-26102385/page-3 I am sure everyone else here has read these, but the Haku story is worth another read. If it ain't real, I don't want to live in this world anymore: It all started out innocently, with Sullivan and Haku searching for a place to grab a six-pack to take back to their hotel. With all of the area liquor stores closed, they headed to the nearest tavern to buy some brewskis. “There was a guy in there that was playing pool,” Sullivan said. “We weren’t locals, so he saw us and called Meng a real derogatory word that you shouldn’t use.” That’s when things took a turn for the unbelievable. “The next thing I know is that Meng goozles the guy like Mr. Spock,” Sullivan said. “It was fast and furious. He then grabbed another guy who tried to get involved and knocked him unconscious.” Sullivan still can’t believe what he saw next. “Meng bit through the guy’s shirt like a wolf, bit a chunk out of the guy’s back, then spit it on the floor,” he said. “I said, ‘It’s time to go.’ ” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 I would love to see a movie about Meng/Haku's life, but I doubt there's anyone badass and savage enough to play him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Go2Sleep Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 I'm curious what you can point to as an example of the Shield and the Wyatts "adapting pretty well on the fly". For the Shield, and least for Bray, the things they say in and around the ring are the best examples of them making something better on the spot. Whether it's trash talk, encouragement to their team, or just their reactions to what's happening around them, all four of those guys show a knack for being able stay in character during non-scripted situations (and usually improving them). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Kronos Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 I'm curious what you can point to as an example of the Shield and the Wyatts "adapting pretty well on the fly". For the Shield, and least for Bray, the things they say in and around the ring are the best examples of them making something better on the spot. Whether it's trash talk, encouragement to their team, or just their reactions to what's happening around them, all four of those guys show a knack for being able stay in character during non-scripted situations (and usually improving them). Yeah, think about that fancam where Harper is sneaking up behind Ambrose, and the kid starts yelling "Dean! Dean!" (which, btw, is how you know he is a Face -- if a little kid cares to protect him from bad guys, then he is for sure a good guy). Ambrose responded to the kid's yelling and played along with Harper. I thought it was a great moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casey Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 Not trying to discredit any of that, because I agree that it makes everything a hell of a lot more interesting from an in-ring perspective for some, but didn't it come out a few months ago that Vince was now telling most talent to actually talk/verbally express emotion while wrestling? I'm thinking that was in response to groups like The Shield and the Wyatts doing exactly that and it coming across really well on television. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 I would love to see a movie about Meng/Haku's life, but I doubt there's anyone badass and savage enough to play him. I think Camacho could do his dad justice by playing him. At least, then he can stop pretending to be Mexican and be his badass Tongan self. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nate Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 I still like that someone thought "'increased fundamentals®*' (*® 2014, WNBA)" was a filter for big titties Finally, love for Zoidberg! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GOTNW Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 I am all for Tama Tonga-MOVIE STAR. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victator Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 Fandango is the worst guy on the WWE roster. He just had a terrible match with Cody and the worst Goldust match I have seen in years. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattdangerously Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 Khali and David Otunga are still on the roster, so no, he isn't the worst. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 He's the worst who gets any TV time. (Well, the worst male wrestler, anyway.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 I really would have been liked to be a fly on the locker room wall after that botch with Goldust last week. What happened, did they really clash heads? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt D Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 He was cut open by the power of the dance. Usually, the gold make-up blocks it but a bit of sweat must have de-Stinged it a bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niners Fan in CT Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 He's not the worst. He had a couple solid matches with Jericho and some inoffensive stuff on NXT. The worst is still The Great Khali. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
offspring515 Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 WWE is usually really good at.protecting dudes finishing moves. So why do Show and Batista still do the spear as a near fall move when Roman Reigns uses it as a finish? Same question with Dolph using the Fameasser while Billy Gunn is around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victator Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 Khali and David Otunga are still on the roster, so no, he isn't the worst. Khali's match with Ryback was better than Fandango's matches with Dust and Cody. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra Commander Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 so if the site of the citizenship ceremony means anything, The Great Khali is now a Texan. Or at least Texan Great Khali would be a fun time for everybody. Khali goes from Indian to Cowboy. Wears a hat and a giant belt buckle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Sorrow Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 so if the site of the citizenship ceremony means anything, The Great Khali is now a Texan. Or at least Texan Great Khali would be a fun time for everybody. Khali goes from Indian to Cowboy. Wears a hat and a giant belt buckle And racist Texans all over the state just shuddered, as not one shit kicking redneck would ever have the sack to fuck with Khali.I want a pic of Khali at the Alamo with Kinky Friedman on his shoulders. And wrestling wise, Khali can now replace Cesaro in Real Americans eventually. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebbie Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 Khali and David Otunga are still on the roster, so no, he isn't the worst. Oh please, Khali's brain chop is the best jobber killing move in the company. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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