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"Man, Ed Helms is replacing Steve Carrell as the lead character as the office. But that spot totally belongs to Jim Halpert. But he's back to the mid-card so he can date Pam and continue to prank Dwight. He's so completely buried."

 

We all know somebody who really does talk like this. 

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Maybe not IWC but wrestling fans in general

 

Every government speech/debate...

 

"We believe Iran has nuclear capabilities"

 

WHAT

 

"...and that is why, we, the United States of America..."

 

WHAT

 

"...must deploy our troops..."

 

WHAT

 

 

Then we would decide that the USA was boring for going over too much and we would all start cheering Iran.

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Any former child star is going to cringe at their childhood role

 

 

I'd by amazed if Corey Feldman doesn't have lost boys shit EVERYWHERE in his pad.

 

 

But does anyone here think that NPH doesn't have people yelling those names at him everywhere he goes already?

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*NOM NOM NOM* "Oh my heavens.  Waiter?  Waiter!?  WAITER!"

 

"Yes sir?"

 

"This food is dreck!"  *NOM*

 

"Yes sir."

 

*NOM* "It's awful!  I mean I had the best Japanese food just yesterday and this is nowhere close! *NOM*

 

"This is a steak house sir."

 

"I know it's a steak house!  I have been coming here twice a week for ten years..."

 

"Yes sir."

 

"Don't interrupt me!  And I come for the super buffet every month!"

 

"..."

 

*NOM* Answer me!  Why can't this place give me what I want?" 

 

"...sir?  What is that?"

 

"*Thoughtful NOM*... Chicken!  I want chicken!"

 

"Chicken is on the menu sir."

 

"But its not on the first page!  IS IT?  *NOM*"

 

"No sir."

 

"Got you there eh?"

 

"Very good sir."

 

"Well, see you Friday."

 

"Yes sir."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*NOM*

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