Only one man can save the WWE now:

 

The Twitter and Netflix thing is a little quick, especially when WWE is bad at communicating between departments. Also, there's a world of difference between "left the company" and "taking a break from the company."

 

I don't think this is a work, but I have a hunch that instead of retconning Punk out of storyline they'll use this to further whatever the hell The Authority storyline is supposed to be.

THE SKY IS FALLING!

 

Josh Modaberi of Wrestling 101 recently interviewed Kurt Angle, here are a few the highlights:

 
On wanting a match with Triple H:
The one that I wanted and still want is Triple H because when I was wrestling him I wasn?t very good and I know he had to do a lot of carrying me around when I first started. I would love to do a programme with Triple H someday because he is that good, to be where I?m right now and where he is right now I can?t imagine what the match would be like but maybe that is something that can happen down the road.
 
On whether he will return to WWE:
Yeah, I never say no, I love TNA, I love Dixie Carter, I?ve had a lot of fun here but I never countout going back to WWE. It is always there, the opportunity is there, a lot of people don?t want to retire unless they go out at WrestleMania, it is tough when you have the ability to do that it is hard to just walk away. I?m not saying it is going to happen soon but there is going to come a time where I will have to make a decision and I have to do what is best for Kurt Angle, as much as I love TNA I have to do what?s best for me and that?s what I?m going to do.

 

There is only so much crazy I can take, and I'm just about at my fill for the week.

 

SOMEBODY NEEDS TO KEEP AN EYE ON JEFF HARDY - I CAN'T TAKES NO MORE!

Only one man can save the WWE now:

Pierre the Pelican is coming to the WWE?

Speaking of someone who doesn't look athletic.

Ugh, it is only Wednesday. This is going to be a weird week.

And two days to see if the thread can get locked before the end of the month.

IMO this has been some of my finest work. And I've been out of the thread for a while. Still waiting for the DM or even a PM on here from Punk himself. Thanking me I assume.

Harley Race. He would win a fight at 80 with a fifth of Dewar's in him, too.

Hey get your story straight... Harley is (heartbreakingly) a Vodka guy~!

 

James

 

@Ryback22: I call dibs on GTS, Pepsi Plunge and running knee in corner. I am sure Sheamus will take the rest.

 

And two days to see if the thread can get locked before the end of the month.

Locked AGAIN, you mean.  Would that be a record?

No there were some early omnibuses that were locked within ten pages.

Those were the Rovert defends Meltzer while Eno defends TNA days.

I enjoy that the WWE also finally got around to unfollowing the old Sin Cara and following the one who actually works for them

The dogs are in the enclosed pool area.

Really needs to be some sort of zero tolerance time off policy for this kind of shit.

 

@Ryback22: I call dibs on GTS, Pepsi Plunge and running knee in corner. I am sure Sheamus will take the rest.

 

 

Damnit, why can't they let Ryback show this kind of personality on TV?

 

 

@Ryback22: I call dibs on GTS, Pepsi Plunge and running knee in corner. I am sure Sheamus will take the rest.

 

 

 

‏@Ryback22 

“@Abyss84Jigsaw: @Ryback22 What? No Anaconda Vise????????????”That is too complicated...

So Punk's the mystery investor?

 

Honestly, if you're trying to do good for all of wrestling, it's probably better to invest in Joey Mercury's house than TNA.

It would be even better if Punk bought Chikara instead on TNA.

Punk could probably afford Chikara, TNA, and still have enough pocket change left over to buy up ROH.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/2014-01-27/the-8-coolest-things-batista-has-ever-worn

 

How do I get Ryan Murphy's job

Seriously, as casual-fan-old-school-hate-filled-codger as I am, I can't be the only person that sees the words Orton, Batista, and Wrestlemania together and cringes like someone who just stumbled onto tentacle porn on their mom's lap top. Please tell me I'm not the only one.

 

Please.

 

You are not alone. 

 

I'm kind of pissed because I have 'Mania tickets and I don't want to sit through all the Orton/Batista shit without Punk even there.  I was kind of hoping Orton/Batista would just wrestle each other, so it's only one awful match, but now I think they're going to ruin Brock's or somebody's match, too.  Also, fuck, now Sheamus is going to end up with a higher place on the card. 

 

Also, I get not liking Punk and thinking his execution is sloppy, but someone back there was bashing the concept of his offense and I don't think that could be more off base.  What makes him stand out are the kicks and the elbows.  If he were a submission guy, he'd be just another smaller guy who has to use submissions.  People like him because he's offering something different, and doing it well enough.

 

I'm gonna hold out for now that maybe he's back by 'Mania.  But I seriously doubt he's out past SummerSlam. 

I enjoy that the WWE also finally got around to unfollowing the old Sin Cara and following the one who actually works for them

How long until they elbow Twitter into suspending Sin Cara 1's Twitter until he changes the user name? and/or how long until both Sin Cara's get blue checkmarks?

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/2014-01-27/the-8-coolest-things-batista-has-ever-worn

 

How do I get Ryan Murphy's job

 

Way too much recent stuff. Should have included his post-WM 21 fashion.

 

This man is someone's grandfather.