The Big Game v.48

[goodhelmet]

Ok, just watched the commercial again. You can clearly tell it is Hulk at the beginning (which I missed). When he is lifting something in the middle, I didn't think it was him. 

 

Also, Congratulation Seahawk fans!!!! I hate the Broncos with a passion. I hate John Elway, I hate Peyton Manning and I hate that they have ever had any success. Thank you for making me smile today. 

[hammerva]

Poor Malcolm Smith.   Nobody knew who he was before the game except hardcore Seahawk fans.   He wins the MVP after a great game and his press conference is interrupted by a fucking 9/11 truther

 

http://deadspin.com/9-11-truther-invades-malcolm-smiths-super-bowl-postgam-1514655135

 

Great security there

 

 

 

[Fat Spanish Waiter]

Amazing to think that Riverboat Ron got COTY over Carroll. That's how you use a defense. That's how you play hard without breaking the rules.

[goodhelmet]

Pretty sure those were all stand-ins. 

 

What do you mean stand ins? With the exception of Teen Wolf, I think the actual humans were all legit. My man Pancharelli was for real. 

[piranesi]

I don't think that was the real Jason Vorhees.  But I'm pretty sure Alf was legit the real alien from Melmac.

[hammerva]

What is the story behind that huge scar on Pete Carroll's face.  Actually his whole eye looks it got punched in the face

[TimLivingston]

So this is the Super Bowl set to JR calling the action.

 

http://deadspin.com/watch-your-super-bowl-highlights-as-narrated-by-j-r-1514625138

[Burgundy LaRue]

 

Pretty sure those were all stand-ins. 

 

What do you mean stand ins? With the exception of Teen Wolf, I think the actual humans were all legit. My man Pancharelli was for real. 

 

 

They looked like impostors/look-a-likes to me.  But I could be wrong.

[Niners Fan in CT]

So here's the Super Bowl commercial that FOX refuses to play.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mR-tbOxlhvE

[goodhelmet]

I enjoyed every second of that. Had no idea JR was a Broncos fan. 

[Burgundy LaRue]

Holy. Shit.

 

That ad is a drop the mic moment if I ever saw one. Very powerful.

[goodhelmet]

So here's the Super Bowl commercial that FOX refuses to play.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mR-tbOxlhvE

 

This was awesome. 

Loved how they played that Scientology commercial though. I almost signed my family up after the commercial. My buddy had to deprogram me with some beer before I went to the website. 

[piranesi]

Holy. Shit.

 

That ad is a drop the mic moment if I ever saw one. 

 

Peace Pipe Bomb!

 

 

 

Is hell this way?  Which door?  I'll just let myself in, thank you.

[Zac_Fu]

Is Depp voicing that? It sounds like his finest Tonto.

[Charlie M.]

It'd be only the start of him making up for that fucking movie.

[Hoffman]

I can only imagine what would have been had Joe Namath not botched the coin flip and the Broncos won the toss.

Actually, I imagine the final score would have been 41-7 instead of 43-8.

[Brian Fowler]

Denver always chooses to take the ball when they win the toss anyway.

[The Erotic Terrorist]

Aaaaaaand I've just spent the last 20 minutes in an internet rabbit hole about a bagel place in Delray Beach that apparently "Brooklynizes" their water and how it may or may not be a scam. 

 

Yeah, that sounds like typical South Florida to me. I've been there a good amount of times and more than once I've wondered if I was on a different planet when I was in South Florida.

 

Enough about favre. More talk about katie nolan in leather pants. Damn

 

I can get behind that.. oh wait that is not the best phrase to use. But I do agree that was a great visual. Plus, her cutting a promo on Rick Reilly on her FS1 show was tremendous.

 

Just remember, the Jags took a punter 3 spots ahead of the Hawks taking Wilson.

 

Indeed. Thank goodness for Jacksonville they have new and presumably better management.

 

I for one enjoy Bruno Mars and his modern Sam Cooke routine. This halftime show is fucking great.

 

I was fine with the halftime show too. I can't tolerate most modern pop music but Bruno is fine with me.

 

I was out and I was not able to do any Internetting while watching the game. I am flabbergasted it turned out the way it did but the Seahawks did a great job. Catching up on the thread was an amusing time. References to both G.D. Spradlin and Dan O'Herlihy made me happy.

[BrianS81177]

And with this, Pete Carroll is now going to be the king of Seattle. Dude could shoot santa dead in front of a room full of small kids and Seattle people would forgive him, cuz SUPERBOWL!

 

This town's starved for a winner.

[piranesi]

And with this, Pete Carroll is now going to be the king of Seattle. Dude could shoot santa dead in front of a room full of small kids and Seattle people would forgive him, cuz SUPERBOWL!

 

This town's starved for a winner.

 

I know and I LOVE that about you!

[James F'n X]

I'm just gonna bask for a bit.

 

Just for a bit. Wednesday's gonna be one of the best days of my sporting fan life, and then, much like Pete Carroll and Company, preparing for Super Bowl XLIX begins. I did not expect that beatdown to take place tonight, but I loved every minute of it, outside of the goonery from both sides after the game became a laugher. The better team won, and there's really nothing anyone can say about it.

 

Go Hawks.

[Ryan]

#Investigate911 is trending, so I guess we failed as a species again.

[RIPPA]

 

 

Pretty sure those were all stand-ins. 

 

What do you mean stand ins? With the exception of Teen Wolf, I think the actual humans were all legit. My man Pancharelli was for real. 

 

 

They looked like impostors/look-a-likes to me.  But I could be wrong.

 

 

It's definitely the legit folks for at least when they walked in to the store. You can tell when you see the screen caps people did.

 

[Jerry Hattrick]

One of the better parts of the night, that we may have forgotten, was Floyd Mayweather losing $10 Million on a bet for Denver. Hey, his money, but lol.

[goodhelmet]

Guy on Fox Sports Radio yesterday said that was a myth.