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IT GETS BETTER.

I tried to explain to her that, you know, sometimes the other team is just better than your team and you lose without anybody having to throw the game, and she said to me: "You're just too good-hearted and honest to understand how the world works."

I like your granny.

Me, too! But damn she will drive you nuts about THEM MANNING BOYS.

Call you up out of the blue in a panic, make you think something's wrong, and then when she finally gets to the point, it's "What channel are the Mannings on?"

So you tell her, "Denver is on CBS." And she says, "Is that the Mannings? What channel is that?"

"Channel 5."

"What channel is that?"

"CBS! CBS IS CHANNEL FIVE!"

I'm kinda glad football season is over.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

IT ONLY TOOK 31 YEARS OF MY LIFE, BUT THEY DID IT!

 

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Touche

 

Pay me no mind, I'm just a misguided Peyton/Colts. :(

 

Don't worry Burg, I can see Luck taking you guys to the promised land pretty soon. 

 

 

Peyton, not so much.

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Peyton Manning set records for single season yards, touchdowns, passing first downs, completions in the Super Bowl, and career playoff loses.  #SeasonForTheAges

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And the first QB from the 2012 draft to win a SB is the wee hobbit. That ain't right.

Luck won't win one for a decade

 

 

Is he going to be a coach when his playing career is over?

 

He might get one then if that's the case.

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"Surrounded by loved ones." OMFG it's the Super Bowl not Christmas morning Honda. I'm surrounded by a bunch of drunk schmucks who are pissed they didn't take the over, not my 88 year old grandma (who is smart enough to always take the over).

 

Yeah I watched that at a bar and thinking first I am surrounded by people I have never seen before (although I wish I did on that blonde girl) and second I hope this pissed off Broncos fan doesn't hug me  :unsure:

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49 pages, you guys? Fuck, I'm never getting through this.

 

My only real thought on the game is LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. Old fashioned NFC beat down, I've missed the shit out of those.

 

Congrats Seahawks, you got your Super Bowl, please return to irrelevance now.

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Vince will get confused and bring in Richard Simmons to do a lame comedy skit.

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Wait... so that was the real Hulk Hogan in the Radio Shack commercial? I swear, I thought it was an actor who resembled Evad Sullivan. 

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