Dolfan in NYC Posted May 1 Posted May 1 A day or so ago, the WWE trademarked the name Nox Raijin. Notably 'raijin' translates to "Thunder God" in Japanese. Unless his gimmick is he's married to Tegan Nox and chose to take her name because he's a 4th Wave feminist, I think "Raijin" should stick.
zendragon Posted May 1 Posted May 1 (edited) Gene Simmon's lawsuit incoming Also I I really hope RFK Jr Neice's NXT name ends up being Jello Biafra Edited May 1 by zendragon 1
Dolfan in NYC Posted May 1 Author Posted May 1 Someone called 911 on Mania weekend saying a 'drunk or high' CM Punk shoved him and chopped him in the chest in the lobby of the MGM Grand. I'll note for the record that Nevada has a very strong Anti-SLAPP statute. 1
S.K.o.S. Posted May 1 Posted May 1 When contacted for comment, Jungle Boy said, "Okay, well, at least I didn't call 911" 1 7
odessasteps Posted May 1 Posted May 1 Sure, if I’m going to say a wrestler is drunk or high, it’s Strsight Edge Phil. 3
Technico Support Posted May 1 Posted May 1 I’m beginning to think this Phil Brooks person may have anger issues.
Technico Support Posted May 1 Posted May 1 16 hours ago, Dolfan in NYC said: A day or so ago, the WWE trademarked the name Nox Raijin. Notably 'raijin' translates to "Thunder God" in Japanese. Unless his gimmick is he's married to Tegan Nox and chose to take her name because he's a 4th Wave feminist, I think "Raijin" should stick. Weak chin covered by a beard, eyeliner, are we sure they didn’t sign JD Vance? 3 3
Eivion Posted May 2 Posted May 2 3 hours ago, Technico Support said: Weak chin covered by a beard, eyeliner, are we sure they didn’t sign JD Vance? I know EVIL is hated by many, but comparing him to the couch fucker is just so wrong. 3
just drew Posted May 2 Posted May 2 4 hours ago, Technico Support said: I’m beginning to think this Phil Brooks person may have anger issues. And since it's Phil, there will be a line a mile long of his fans frothing at the mouth to explain how he was justified...
username Posted May 2 Posted May 2 I mean I think Punk is generally kinda a dick, but a) I am pretty sure he was not drunk or high, and b) based on all I saw of the fans swarming the wrestlers that weekend I don't know I could blame any of them for chopping someone. 1
The Natural Posted May 2 Posted May 2 16 hours ago, zendragon said: Gene Simmon's lawsuit incoming Also I I really hope RFK Jr Neice's NXT name ends up being Jello Biafra It'll be Roadkill. 2
The Natural Posted May 2 Posted May 2 (edited) 11 hours ago, The Natural said: It'll be Roadkill. Alternatively: Aunty Vaxxx. Anti-Vaxx. Ant-Vax. Vaxxine. Edited May 2 by The Natural 2
Craig H Posted May 2 Posted May 2 So...a heavy man...the caller doesn't know he would be drunk or high but he's probably drunk or high...wearing a winter cap...carrying a, uh, briefcase...and his method of assault was a chop? Yeah, I'm going to go out on a limb and say whoever did this if even someone did this wasn't CM Punk and more than likely judging from the caller, it probably wasn't anybody. But the idea of Punk going around chopping people while holding onto a briefcase, perhaps perchance permaybe a Money in the Bank briefcase, is pretty amusing. If nothing else, the story sound worse that whatever an AI constructed storyline in WWE would sound like.
zendragon Posted May 2 Posted May 2 1 hour ago, Craig H said: So...a heavy man...the caller doesn't know he would be drunk or high but he's probably drunk or high...wearing a winter cap...carrying a, uh, briefcase...and his method of assault was a chop? Yeah, I'm going to go out on a limb and say whoever did this if even someone did this wasn't CM Punk and more than likely judging from the caller, it probably wasn't anybody. But the idea of Punk going around chopping people while holding onto a briefcase, perhaps perchance permaybe a Money in the Bank briefcase, is pretty amusing. If nothing else, the story sound worse that whatever an AI constructed storyline in WWE would sound like. 1 hour ago, The Natural said: It'll be Roadkill. Time for one of my trademark bad ideas. So brace yourself Spoiler Remember how the Undertaker would get his power from the Urn and you could weaken it by stealing it? Same storyline except with a racoon penis 3
The Natural Posted May 2 Posted May 2 https://www.wwe.com/superstars Bloody hell, Kofi Kingston and Xavier Woods on the WWE Alumni page. Thought they'd be lifers. 3
The Natural Posted May 2 Posted May 2 JC Mateo is gone as well. The artist formerly known as Jeff Cobb.
Dolfan in NYC Posted May 2 Author Posted May 2 22 minutes ago, The Natural said: https://www.wwe.com/superstars Bloody hell, Kofi Kingston and Xavier Woods on the WWE Alumni page. Thought they'd be lifers. 1
The Natural Posted May 2 Posted May 2 18 minutes ago, The Natural said: JC Mateo is gone as well. The artist formerly known as Jeff Cobb. Debut: 10th May 2025. Released: 2nd May 2026.
The Natural Posted May 2 Posted May 2 WWE royally fucked up the New Day after their heel turn on Big E. 1
Greggulator Posted May 2 Posted May 2 New Day leaving gives me the sads. They are on the short list of best acts in WWE history. Three guys who had a DOA act and somehow morphed it into where they were the face of the company. Kofi Mania might be the single most beloved babyface chase the company ever had. But they were so important even beyond that — they could toss out a 20-minute high end tag match or do something goofy for the kids. Easy HOF shoe-ins. 4 1
Craig H Posted May 2 Posted May 2 Ok, now this is a holy shit release. I’m legit shocked. Only thing that would be more shocking is if they also released Bayley. 1
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