Dolfan in NYC Posted February 6 Author Posted February 6 8 hours ago, Dolfan in NYC said: Do not go see this movie. Do not support a movie that's financed by the vulnerable's addiction. Oh and I'm 100% positive it's a FUCKEN great idea to make videos watching yourself being brutally killed. There's no chance whatsoever that this will lead to any bad outcomes.
RIPPA Posted February 9 Posted February 9 Final trailer for Project Hail Mary I am more and more convinced they are gonna fuck this up and I am gonna be sad
RIPPA Posted February 10 Posted February 10 War Machine Directed by Patrick Hughes (The Hitman's Bodyguard)
Dolfan in NYC Posted February 10 Author Posted February 10 On 2/9/2026 at 8:28 AM, RIPPA said: Minions & Monsters Sigh.... 4
Dolfan in NYC Posted February 13 Author Posted February 13 There's no way they can do this without everyone being in on the joke except Jason.
Curt McGirt Posted February 13 Posted February 13 Nahhhhhh. He's a career workman who's got to be open for being parodied after having practically his own genre of film* going for years. We aren't talking about Steven Seagal here (thank god). If this ends up being Jason vs. Jason in a dual role then it might actually be funny. * Shared only by Liam Neeson
Technico Support Posted February 14 Posted February 14 If this is just a sneaky way of getting us Crank 4, I'm in.
Andrew POE! Posted February 14 Posted February 14 4 hours ago, Dolfan in NYC said: There's no way they can do this without everyone being in on the joke except Jason. I can already hear the dialogue for this in my head.... "Jason Statham, you stole my bike." "No, I didn't." "Well, I'm going have you arrested for stealing my bike." "Arrest this." *punches guy in a combat sequence* "Ow." 5
zendragon Posted February 14 Posted February 14 I've always felt that here and there Jason has displayed that he actually has some acting chops unlike Segal. I've been curious to see him stretch that for years so this might end up being fun.
Tabe Posted February 14 Posted February 14 I'm so there for the Statham movie. And, yeah, he has some acting chops. 1
Curt McGirt Posted February 14 Posted February 14 I mean for chrissakes he was the perfect dry-humored straight man in Snatch. Did everyone forget that? 2
RIPPA Posted February 16 Posted February 16 California Schemin' Notable as it is James McAvoy's directorial debut
HarryArchieGus Posted February 18 Posted February 18 I've pretty easily avoided everything Jason Statham has made post-Snatch. Has he made anything actually 'good' since then? Crank sounded like a fun idea. I also found myself curious of his work opposite 'Stunning' Steve Austin.
Technico Support Posted February 18 Posted February 18 59 minutes ago, HarryArchieGus said: I've pretty easily avoided everything Jason Statham has made post-Snatch. Has he made anything actually 'good' since then? Crank sounded like a fun idea. I also found myself curious of his work opposite 'Stunning' Steve Austin. The Crank films are over the top, goofy fun, but some of their subject matter is rather problematic today. 1
Andrew POE! Posted February 18 Posted February 18 2 hours ago, HarryArchieGus said: I've pretty easily avoided everything Jason Statham has made post-Snatch. Has he made anything actually 'good' since then? Crank sounded like a fun idea. I also found myself curious of his work opposite 'Stunning' Steve Austin. Having seen and reviewed a few Jason Statham movies post-Snatch, no he hasn't. There's been some that were okay (The Transporter), but the rest is "dad movies" like Liam Neeson's recent movies. 1
Brian Fowler Posted February 19 Posted February 19 He's the highlight of the Melissa MacArthy movie Spy, playing a completely over the top ridiculous movie spy with a straight face. Otherwise, it's kinda the John Wayne thing with him. You watch a Jason Statham movie, you get a Jason Statham movie. Some are better than others, but they are almost all just slight variants on the same thing, a hard man in a tough situation fights his way through a bunch of other hard men, basically. Crank is certainly more fun about it than most, but it's still basically the same thing turned up to eleven. 3
odessasteps Posted February 19 Posted February 19 Isn’t that also the Cruise thing? cocky bartender, cocky race car driver, cocky sexual deviant, cocky spy, …
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