2026 Upcoming Movies Thread

[zendragon]

There's a pretty good documentary on Troll 2

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15 minutes ago, zendragon said:

There's a pretty good documentary on Troll 2

it was another lifetime ago (aka Pre-Pandemic) but I reviewed Best Worst Movie for a Halloween Havoc

 

[RIPPA]

The Dog Stars

Director: Ridley Scott

Jacob Elordi, Josh Brolin, and Margaret Qualley (and more! - the trailer specifically mentions Allison Janey and Guy Pearce)

Borderline NSFW since a few folks get shot right in the head

[Curt McGirt]

3 hours ago, Andrew POE! said:

Troll 2

[zendragon]

So this trailer is playing before Exit 8

From the director of Ichi The Killer and staring The Big Daddio Liv Morgan

Bad Lieutenant Tokyo

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2 hours ago, zendragon said:

From the director of Ichi The Killer and staring The Big Daddio Liv Morgan

Bad Lieutenant Tokyo

I now remember her needing time off to film this movie which feels like it was forever ago (funnily it was only just after Mania last year)

[Andrew POE!]

I can't wait for a physical release to have Bad Lieutenant/Bad Lieutenant Port of Call New Orleans/Bad Lieutenant Tokyo. Someone's gotta make that happen lol

[Technico Support]

On 4/16/2026 at 9:29 PM, Eivion said:

Story is Grande's character is former FBI and engaged to the Fockers' oldest son. Stiller's character is worried because he is overprotective to an embarrassing point. Grande wants to cut that shit out and is liked by the De Niro since she is closer to him mindset wise.

75 pound Ariana Grande playing a federal agent?  Is she undercover and investigating a black market Ozempic ring?

[Curt McGirt]

58 minutes ago, Andrew POE! said:

I can't wait for a physical release to have Bad Lieutenant/Bad Lieutenant Port of Call New Orleans/Bad Lieutenant Tokyo. Someone's gotta make that happen lol

There might be more than just those three, eventually... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bad_Lieutenant:_Tokyo

[Eivion]

3 hours ago, Technico Support said:

75 pound Ariana Grande playing a federal agent?  Is she undercover and investigating a black market Ozempic ring?

Hostage negotiator 

[odessasteps]

The next Peggy Lipton

[zendragon]

The Dog Stars

Josh Brolin, Guy Pearce directed by Ridley Scott

[Dolfan in NYC]

16 hours ago, zendragon said:

The Dog Stars

Josh Brolin, Guy Pearce directed by Ridley Scott

Don't worry Rippa from 4 posts above, I still love you.   

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19 minutes ago, Dolfan in NYC said:

Don't worry Rippa from 4 posts above, I still love you.   

I was more laughing at the difference in which actors we chose to mention

[Curt McGirt]

Just in time for 4/20

[Curt McGirt]

Also, here's this. NSFW for cussin' and flashes of drug use

This looks absolutely hilarious. And a hell of a way to do a trailer! 

[RIPPA]

Practical Magic 2

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Super Troppers 3

Starring the usual Broken Lizard crew

EDIT - Trailer is NSFW due to them saying Fuck alot but, more importantly, boobies

[Curt McGirt]

They just had to steal the elephant gag (well, part of it) from Ace Ventura 2. 

That's what we're dealing with here, folks

[Dolfan in NYC]

The Michael Jackson biopic is apparently terrible.   

 

 

[zendragon]

I'm assuming it just up and ends after he releases Thriller...

[Curt McGirt]

Yeah, he has this enormous concert at some venue I can't recall the name of and it just says "The legend continues..." on the screen and goes to black  So, either they do a super dark second go-round, or totally fuck that up by pussyfooting it, or they just don't do a sequel at all which is probably the most likely option. The Guardian review said that the Joe Jackson performance was good, Mike Myers has a bit of fun, and that's pretty much it.

[Bustronaut]

The Motown 25th Anniversary?

[zendragon]

I eagerly await the Young Washington / Young Frankenstein crossover event

[RIPPA]

2 hours ago, Curt McGirt said:

Yeah, he has this enormous concert at some venue I can't recall the name of and it just says "The legend continues..." on the screen and goes to black  So, either they do a super dark second go-round, or totally fuck that up by pussyfooting it, or they just don't do a sequel at all which is probably the most likely option. The Guardian review said that the Joe Jackson performance was good, Mike Myers has a bit of fun, and that's pretty much it.

I saw something where the original version of the did touch on the controversial topics at the end and, unsurprisingly, the family objected and so the film was recut to basically go the same way the Queen movie did