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20 hours ago, Dolfan in NYC said:

For fucking with Jaxson Dart's time in THE PROTOCOL~, The NFL has fined.... 

*cracks knuckles*

The NYFG $200,000

Brian Daboll $100,000

Cam Skattebo (??) $15,000

 

(Apparently Cam ran into the blue tent and screamed LETS GO!!! Which earned him the fine.)

WWE needs to make an idiot tag team based on Dart and Skattebo.  The Giant's front office looked at Tommy Devito and said, "he's not nearly dumb enough to be our quarterback.  What if we draft a quarterback in the realm of Gus Frerotte?"  Then after that, Daboll said, "that might work, but what if we drafted a moron to run the ball too?"  For what it's worth, I like both of them, but whoo boy, they both play like they heard that the average NFL career was three and a half years and challenged themselves to work faster than that.

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Posted (edited)
23 hours ago, supremebve said:

WWE needs to make an idiot tag team based on Dart and Skattebo

so a tag team where Bron Breakker is as dumb as 1989 Rick Steiner?

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Fields is saying the words "God is good" but is actually saying "kiss my black ass Woody"

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(that's an average of 13.3 players -- 1/4 of the entire 53 man roster -- out with injury for literally every game in the last 8.5 years.  Now, without the 2nd place team or league average for comparison who knows but geeeez)

 

Posted
Just now, Contentious C said:

Tyler Huntley is not an interview guy.

to be fair the Jets don't get a lot of reps with the post game interview gal

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Posted
2 hours ago, Dolfan in NYC said:

Fields is saying the words "God is good" but is actually saying "kiss my black ass Woody"

Maybe they wouldn't be 1-7 if He was. But Fields having that Godzilla game after Johnson shat all over him is an S-tier baller move.

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I thought Denver would win but I didn't think they would completely truck them.  Also doesn't help the "Dak is back as an top tier QB after injury" talk

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I am trying to find the exact stat but it went something like that

Myles Garrett has 5 sacks today.

The worst result for a team who had a player record 5 sacks was losing by 2

The Browns lost by 19

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2 hours ago, Contentious C said:

Hilarious listening to the CBS goons salivating over some potential record FG attempt only for Dak to throw a pick.

That pick was hysterical. Needs maybe 5-8 yards to make the field goal a bit easier and he just flung it up like a rookie. Such a horrible throw. 

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