AEW TV - 8/6 - 8/12/2025 - Woah-oh, Woah, I'm Billie-o-Starkstive, Billie-o-Starkstive

[Dolfan in NYC]

 I'm waking up to ash and dust... I wipe my brow and I sweat my rust... I'm breathing in the chemicals. 

Good day to you, it's a new week and we need some matches for Forbidden Door!  Here's what happened last week:

(I'm sure Maffew has already got 300 memes raring to go with this Non-named Bucks gimmick.)

 

 I'm breaking in, shaping up, then checking out on the prison bus. This is it, the apocalypse... Woah!

Away from AEW TV, we got a new champion!

(I wonder if he sang his way down to the ring this week.)

 

  I'm waking up, I feel it in my bones, enough to make my system blow!Welcome to the new age, to the new age... Welcome to the new age, to the new age!

This week!   We are in the Cleve!    

I think the world will stop on its axis if Mark Briscoe wins more than one match in a row.  Stranger things have happened... liike when Edward James Olmos had that muppet fight club:

 

(Blame MJF for this.  And a lot of other stuff too.)

Enjoy the week! 

 

[Casey]

It’ll probably be Windsor, but man, Billie Starkz winning that four way would be dope as fuck.

But I honestly want to see her be a protégé for Mercedes. I keep saying it, but Bayley has Izzy and Mercedes has Billie. They’ve briefly touched on it but I think it’s a story they’ll tell eventually (hopefully).

[Gorman]

I'm bringing my wife, daughter, and friends to Dynamite in Cleveland tomorrow night! Can't wait.

[Niners Fan in CT]

For those who watch RevPro,  Mercedes already has a protege (in story) named Kanji over there who is awesome by the way.  I wonder who will be the STARDOM and CMLL representatives for the fatal 4 way? 

Either way I don't see Mercedes dropping that TBS title until they have her break Jade's record.

[Raziel]

Isn't Billie already Athena's protoge?

[JLowe]

Of the many things to hate about Imagine Dragons, and they are myriad, the name might be the worst. Like it’s corny, but also if someone were to imagine dragons, it would not be that milquetoast garbage music. 

[Technico Support]

The first time I ever heard one of their songs, it was in a commercial.  Then I heard the same song in probably three other commercials.  Eventually, I heard more of their songs, always in commercials.  Their music is the worst kind of cynical, sellout pablum.

[twiztor]

maybe this is everyone else's point and i'm misinterpreting it, but i have nothing against the Imagine Dragons. they're... fine? I like a couple of their songs enough but don't think they're amazing or anything. Radioactive came out and didn't sound like anything else popular at the time, so i give them credit for doing their own thing. 

[Craig H]

Young Bucks - Poor jobbers that keep succeeding is such a good gimmick. I know the word is that TK didn't know if the Bucks or Ospreay/Swerve would win until it got close to the PPV, so major props for having this plan in place for them with them losing. 

[The Natural]

19 hours ago, Gorman said:

I'm bringing my wife, daughter, and friends to Dynamite in Cleveland tomorrow night! Can't wait.

Enjoy, mate. Road Report please and thank you.

[Gorman]

39 minutes ago, The Natural said:

Enjoy, mate. Road Report please and thank you.

You got it, buddy. On our first trip to the Wolstein Center for Dynamite, we ran into Virgil, so who knows what could happen?

[The Natural]

8 minutes ago, Gorman said:

You got it, buddy. On our first trip to the Wolstein Center for Dynamite, we ran into Virgil, so who knows what could happen?

Cheers, mate.

[Nice Guy Eddie]

21 minutes ago, Gorman said:

You got it, buddy. On our first trip to the Wolstein Center for Dynamite, we ran into Virgil, so who knows what could happen?

Did you take him to the Olive Garden?

[RazorbladeKiss87]

1 hour ago, Gorman said:

You got it, buddy. On our first trip to the Wolstein Center for Dynamite, we ran into Virgil, so who knows what could happen?

I can safely predict one thing that won't happen. Unless 2025 is the year of the zombie apocalypse 

[HarryArchieGus]

Bandido/Brody King v Bucks is gonna be hell of a contest. Nobody makes Big Brody look more dominating than the Jacksons. I suspect Bandido and Nick will be spectacular as per usual. The MJF-Briscoe bout has alot of emotion going in. A Briscoe victory would feel awfully good, but I'm not expecting it. Dynamite's looking kinda rocking.

[ExcellenceofAirPollution]

I'm pretty hyped for tonight's show, I've missed the CEO.  MJF and Briscoe has been well built and that tag could be insane.  Mox v. Speedball was added too.  Seems like a good Darby-sized warmup match for our fallen king.  Or maybe this is just Tony's FU SRS booking or some shit.  Pay close attention to MVP's pocket square for hidden clues!

I enjoyed the residence at the Aragon but by week 3 I was ready for a change of scenery.  Hopefully the Wolfenstein Center is as cool as it sounds!

[Cobra Commander]

only saw the last 20sh minutes post-Royals/Red Sox

gotta love the MJF consistent rolling out of the way of moves and his reaction to the foot on the ropes

[Casey]

Generation Me making their Dynamite debut, that’s crazy

[The Green Meanie]

Why was/is Jon Cruz with MJF?

[Evil Otto]

5 minutes ago, The Green Meanie said:

Why was/is Jon Cruz with MJF?

He was with MJF last weekend in CMLL, doing interpreting duties and being an all-around stooge.  My guess is he'll continue in the role down in Mexico leading up to MJF-Mistico.   

[Niners Fan in CT]

This was a good episode AND if I could post instagram on here,  MVP/Shelton/Lashley just posted a pretty funny video on there with SPEEDBALL.  

[Nice Guy Eddie]

I'd like if Jon Cruz became MJF's on screen lackey ala Brandon Cutler and the Young Bucks. 

[The Green Meanie]

42 minutes ago, Evil Otto said:

He was with MJF last weekend in CMLL, doing interpreting duties and being an all-around stooge.  My guess is he'll continue in the role down in Mexico leading up to MJF-Mistico.   

 

36 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I'd like if Jon Cruz became MJF's on screen lackey ala Brandon Cutler and the Young Bucks. 

SNAKEMAN would never stoop to such levels, Jon Cruz is a bum.

[DreamBroken]

Nice opener from Moxley/Speedball.  Bucks vs. Brody & Bandido was awesome. Love that double team finisher.  Women's 4 way was fun and dug the post match mixing in Windsor/Mone with Toni/Athena. Solid main event from MJF & Mark. 

[The Natural]

Max and Jeremy of Generation Me are #AllElite!