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Also, in other news... the Rockies are on pace to lose over 120 games.  🥳

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A drunk fan stumbled and fell over a 21' railing at the Chicago-Pittsburgh game and landed on his head. 

He's in critical condition.

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16 hours ago, Dolfan in NYC said:

Also, in other news... the Rockies are on pace to lose over 120 games.  🥳

Are the Rockies going to surpass last year's White Sox as the worst team ever?

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5 hours ago, Cobra Commander said:

i'm gonna refer to Hunter Dobbins as Hunter Q. Dobbins to see if anybody notices the reference

Your post inspired me to check out what HQR3 was up to and I found out he died in January.

Only 57, which is way too young.4

Carry on.

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The Tigers Riley Greene became the first player in MLB history to hit 2 HRs in the 9th inning of a game.

He is also only the third Tiger to ever do it (Magglio Ordonez and Al Kaline are the other two)

BTW - Detroit has the best record in the AL just like everyone thought

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Boston's Triston Casas blew out his knee (specifically, he ruptured his left patellar tendon) and is done for the year

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Triston's 6'4/240 and has lots of personality.. wonder if he would be interested in a safer sport like pro wrestling

nah, post-Baseball Casas is probably gonna be commentating on baseball games somewhere

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Yankees now have 5 losses when leading in the 8th inning or later

By far the most in the bigs

I haven't doubled checked but I am pretty sure 4 of the 5 can be directly attributed to Devin Williams being ass

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Taking down the Clemente display wasn't enough... 

The Pirates, without telling anyone, dismantled they're Bucco Bricks display and sent the bricks to recycling. Fans could buy the bricks and put a message on them at a cost of up to $150.

The team says they'll give people replicas if they ask. 

https://patch.com/pennsylvania/pittsburgh/pirates-bucco-bricks-fiasco-team-offers-fans-substitutes

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The Pirates have fired Derek Shelton because clearly its his fault that the team doesn't spend and the only bat they have developed since 9/11 was Cutch

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I like the "fix this now" quote.  Which part?  Your 30-year-stinkfest?  Your evident desire to be the first MLB team to receive Relegation to AAA?  Your penny-pinching bullshit?  Pissing off your fans just about monthly?  Bad drafting aside from getting Skenes (aka the biggest no-brainer since, I dunno, Chipper Jones)?  Or just losing 7 in a row?  I don't even follow baseball anymore to the extent I used to and I still know the Pirates are one of the worst-run organizations in all of professional sports.

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37 minutes ago, Contentious C said:

I like the "fix this now" quote.  Which part?  Your 30-year-stinkfest?  Your evident desire to be the first MLB team to receive Relegation to AAA?  Your penny-pinching bullshit?  Pissing off your fans just about monthly?  Bad drafting aside from getting Skenes (aka the biggest no-brainer since, I dunno, Chipper Jones)?  Or just losing 7 in a row?  I don't even follow baseball anymore to the extent I used to and I still know the Pirates are one of the worst-run organizations in all of professional sports.

When the best news the Pirates have seen in recent years is a security guard whooping a drunk fan, who was harassing a woman at a concessions stand, with a belt, I'm pretty sure you can fire just about anybody and justify it.  Anybody but the security guard.

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Just make McCutcheon player-manager.  It's been too long since we've had someone in that role and this is probably the perfect opportunity.

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20 minutes ago, worldcupfever said:

Just make McCutcheon player-manager.  It's been too long since we've had someone in that role and this is probably the perfect opportunity.

Jokic is essentially the player coach for the Nuggets right now.  I feel like a baseball manager is an easier job than a basketball coach.  

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Stop me if you have heard this before

Rafael Devers is refusing to change positions 

The Red Sox approached him about playing first now that Tristan Casas blew out his knee

Devers basically told them to go fuck themselves and seemed offended that they even asked

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$313m and he acts like a baby because they asked him to play the easiest position. Good lord. 

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New Pope is a White Sox fan and there's footage of him in the crowd at the 2005 World Series

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