Shartnado Posted March 21 Posted March 21 1 hour ago, HarryArchieGus said: That wasn’t to say I’m not game for a little story. I do wonder if it needs to take up all of Harleys time? She got over with random wacky promos and I’m not sure this Mortos story has compounded that momentum thus far. The first week was not particularly good. Last weeks backstage encounter was amusing and better. I don’t want to be a cliched fan with no patience tho, so let’s see where we get to in the next week or so. Yeah, obviously it would be a waste of Cameron's considerable talents to have her being just HarleyGram for the time being, but I think it would be pretty good if Mortos would be all hypnotized by the presence of HarleyGram and when Cameron walks by he runs away in horror! 1
Curt McGirt Posted March 21 Posted March 21 (edited) On 3/19/2025 at 10:22 PM, Cobra Commander said: once Moxley loses the title and they open the briefcase, they'll see a note telling them that Moxley buried the title under a tree, leading to a story line inspired by Rat Race I'll just say it again, it should be either filled with feathers or an I.O.U. Even if you didn't like the nail paddle (ha!), whatever he named it, at least they used it after they showed it. Truth in advertising! EDIT: Since I was getting up to trouble on Wednesday I'll watch this tonight Edited March 21 by Curt McGirt
odessasteps Posted March 21 Posted March 21 I'm sure he'll likely just be dismissed as a hater, but Stevie going through a list of all the potential things that could have happened with taking a suplex on the nail bat was distressing. Given all he has gone through with his spinal infection and everything else, I'm sure he immediately thought all the possible worse case scenarios (infection, paralysis, organ damage) from that spot.
Elsalvajeloco Posted March 21 Posted March 21 14 minutes ago, odessasteps said: I'm sure he'll likely just be dismissed as a hater, but Stevie going through a list of all the potential things that could have happened with taking a suplex on the nail bat was distressing. Given all he has gone through with his spinal infection and everything else, I'm sure he immediately thought all the possible worse case scenarios (infection, paralysis, organ damage) from that spot. Why is Stevie Nicks reviewing wrestling spots? 2
odessasteps Posted March 21 Posted March 21 8 minutes ago, Elsalvajeloco said: Why is Stevie Nicks reviewing wrestling spots? If Debbie Harry can like wrestling, why not Stevie? 1
Elsalvajeloco Posted March 21 Posted March 21 "So yeah, I bought the rights to The Chain so we can do this music video we will only show one time before this Tennessee chain match on Collision." 1 2
Cobra Commander Posted March 21 Posted March 21 Stevie Richards might be up there for guys who lost a good amount of money as a result of a hardcore spot since he could have made some solid money as a WCW rando instead of leaving the promotion in 4 months 1
Curt McGirt Posted March 21 Posted March 21 39 minutes ago, Elsalvajeloco said: "So yeah, I bought the rights to The Chain so we can do this music video we will only show one time before this Tennessee chain match on Collision." I would absolutely LOVE for that to happen. That bass line at the end kicking in over images of people kicking the shit out of each other would be ultimate. 3
Elsalvajeloco Posted March 21 Posted March 21 14 minutes ago, Curt McGirt said: I would absolutely LOVE for that to happen. That bass line at the end kicking in over images of people kicking the shit out of each other would be ultimate. You know he reads this board, right? Please don't get three people fired cause their contracts equal the rights to the song. 2
odessasteps Posted March 21 Posted March 21 (edited) It's so funny how many people in the UK equate The Chain with F1 because the bbcused it as the theme. Heres 25 years worth. Edited March 22 by odessasteps
Brandon Bones Posted March 22 Posted March 22 Well… I saw it. Damn… that shit fucked me up. Cool. Awesome. Memorable. Never do that again. 1
Curt McGirt Posted March 22 Posted March 22 50 minutes ago, Elsalvajeloco said: You know he reads this board, right? Please don't get three people fired cause their contracts equal the rights to the song. "Sorry everyone in ROH, I got "The Chain" for a Dustin Runnels match and I'm gonna have to fire him too" 2
just drew Posted March 22 Posted March 22 6 hours ago, Curt McGirt said: I'll just say it again, it should be either filled with feathers or an I.O.U. Even if you didn't like the nail paddle (ha!), whatever he named it, at least they used it after they showed it. Truth in advertising! EDIT: Since I was getting up to trouble on Wednesday I'll watch this tonight The briefcase should spray whoever tries to open it with green slime, like the time he rigged Seth Rollins' MITB briefcase. It would pop me, which is my biggest requirement... 3
Curt McGirt Posted March 22 Posted March 22 Well, I saw The Spot, cuz Maffew Botchamania did a Simpsons version for Facebook. Yeah, that was gross... but I bet watching it on my TV will be worse. 1
southofheavy Posted March 22 Posted March 22 Stop Kickin' My Hart Around. (A Song for Ol' Stone Cold.)
Nice Guy Eddie Posted March 22 Posted March 22 (edited) 21 hours ago, Curt McGirt said: Because she's a Goldust Woman. I might get some hate for this, but give me the Hole cover from The Crow: City of Angels soundtrack over the original. Covering "Gold Dust Woman" was the best thing Hole ever did. Edited March 22 by Nice Guy Eddie 3
Curt McGirt Posted March 22 Posted March 22 It's... DY-NO-MITE! Spoiler - They started with Orange coming out... and then Speedball, and I was like, no. But then Mark Davis and Ricochet? So I thought I'd give it a shot, and was very well surprised. Four-ways in AEW can be pretty formula and this didn't even have that goddamn "everybody knocked out" spot. Speedball had a coming-out party for real and was very well put into the mix here. If anything, he's stiff as fuck and extremely athletic even if the Karate Kid stuff is pure goofball -- plus he's already massively over. And they just had a nailbiter. Ricochet was such a little bastard avoiding people, running around, trying to take advantage. Orange will be the glue in anything. And Mark Davis was a DESTROYER, that dude is pure brutality, especially when you give him three smaller bump freaks to work with. That piledriver on Orange was disgusting. The double pinfall was interesting too to create a three-way and I guess if it really has to be that (it doesn't) then at least do it neat. - Hey guess what? I watched (most of) a Mercedes match! And I liked it! The Momo match was horribly one-sided and at least this went back and forth. Billie is great. Her offense is cool and mean looking and she will die for your pleasure. That finisher of hers is just wild, it is deceptively complicated looking but when you give some thought to it, it isn't really: It's a victory roll possibility for her opponent that ends up... well, not working, heh heh. Good stuff, with a great end. - Surprisingly, Moxley hasn't taken the suitcase by the handle and just swung it up into somebody's balls yet. Seems pretty obvious, no? It's funny how ECW introduces the kendo stick, the trashcan, etc. and now they're prerequisites to be stuck under the ring for people to find. I'm sure there is a 'garbage match assortment' located on the truck somewhere for WWE and AEW that the ring crews place. The announce table reminds me of Randy Orton stepping through the hole that one time so it's nice that they have slots at the front instead here. (Side note: I see in the commercials that Logan Paul has a reality show now. Uuuuuuuuuugh.) Well... then they did the nails. And yes, that is a paddle, like the kind that fratboys used to (yeah... used to) use to haze initiants. And it was fucking gross but unless it hurt the spine I can't see any serious injury, it just looks really really fucking ugly. The interference, I think, was actually well done because FTR decided to kill themselves with FTR Gun wasting his face on the tope and FTR Bald nearly breaking his beck bouncing from the corner up into the bottom rope. The Patriarchy was a bit much though. And then Moxley wins. Well, what did you expect? This was exactly the match that should have been on the PPV though, and people might've actually been happy, because it -- yes -- was a good street fight. GOOD SHOW. All wrestling, no bullshit. You drive through a fucking blizzard for that, you can't be disappointed. 3
Curt McGirt Posted March 22 Posted March 22 Hold up, I thought it was done, and I even watched the match lineup at the start. I are the dumbs. (I'll keep this short because I wrote a SHITLOAD above.) Well, I ain't watching an AR Fox match unless it's the HELL OF WAR match. And "Megasis", yeah this is Megasis vs. Megasis. Toni is just hilarious on commentary and I'm sure there are moments her fellows are hitting the mute button to laugh. Damn this having to go to picture-in-picture! I like Stat using the good old Booker T Axe Kick. I hate her having to go down but they're building Megan and it had to happen. Toni, barefoot in her dress, taping up the hand to fight is just fantastic. Would love to know who writes her dialogue because it is just so dirty. And it keeps getting worse! Okay, a perfect show, for someone who doesn't mind AR Fox vs. that guy with the bad haircut. There will be some brevity from me on Collision, I promise!
TheVileOne Posted March 23 Posted March 23 Push Harley Cameron and have her beat Toni Storm for the world title. #FeelTheWrath 1
The Natural Posted March 23 Posted March 23 16 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said: I might get some hate for this, but give me the Hole cover from The Crow: City of Angels soundtrack over the original. Covering "Gold Dust Woman" was the best thing Hole ever did. One of the few worthwhile things from that POS film. The cinematography and original score the others.
SovietShooter Posted March 23 Posted March 23 19 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said: the Hole cover It's called a "lid" 7
Teflon Turtle Posted March 23 Posted March 23 21 hours ago, Curt McGirt said: Would love to know who writes her dialogue because it is just so dirty. And it keeps getting worse! I don't know anything for sure, but thinking back to some of Juice Robinson's NJPW promos, it wouldn't shock me if he and Toni come up with a lot of stuff on their own just joking around with each other. Her promos/videos she's done on her own for social media and/or in Japan aren't really toned down or different in any way, and I can't imagine she had an AEW writer for those (the Stan Hansen promo comes to mind, for those who haven't seen it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RdP8MM7mlU). Heck, I wonder if it's just her. She's clearly got the comedic timing on her own. That she has seemingly gotten free rein (or as close to it as is possible with network censors) with this gimmick has made for a lot of fun, I think. 2
Curt McGirt Posted March 23 Posted March 23 I would put money on her too. And I forgot about Juicey Boy! He's got some wit on him too, and as OTT as he is... 1
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