The Natural Posted April 23, 2025 Posted April 23, 2025 On 4/21/2025 at 9:00 AM, Cobra Commander said: Pope just died, time for public entities to dump their bad news! Last dignitary Pope Francis ever met was Couch Vance. Reminds me of The Queen, Queen Elizabeth II last Royal engagement was with Lettuce Liz Truss. No wonder both tapped out after. 1 2
Shartnado Posted April 23, 2025 Posted April 23, 2025 5 hours ago, The Natural said: Last dignitary Pope Francis ever met was Couch Vance. Reminds me of The Queen, Queen Elizabeth II last Royal engagement was with Lettuce Liz Truss. No wonder both tapped out after. Pope praying after meeting Vance: "I'm tired Boss, I'm so tired!" 4
Technico Support Posted April 23, 2025 Posted April 23, 2025 (edited) Vance spent an hour begging him to reconsider the whole "camel through the eye of a needle" thing and maybe recognize the American version of Jesus. I'd want to shuffle off this mortal coil at that point, too. Edited April 23, 2025 by Technico Support 4
The Natural Posted May 8, 2025 Posted May 8, 2025 (edited) On 4/23/2025 at 1:40 PM, The Natural said: Last dignitary Pope Francis ever met was Couch Vance. Reminds me of The Queen, Queen Elizabeth II last Royal engagement was with Lettuce Liz Truss. No wonder both tapped out after. On 4/23/2025 at 6:49 PM, Shartnado said: Pope praying after meeting Vance: "I'm tired Boss, I'm so tired!" On 4/23/2025 at 9:12 PM, Technico Support said: Vance spent an hour begging him to reconsider the whole "camel through the eye of a needle" thing and maybe recognize the American version of Jesus. I'd want to shuffle off this mortal coil at that point, too. Least the new Pope, the first ever American to be Pope put Couch Vance right: https://twitter.com/TVietor08/status/1920531821931950172. https://twitter.com/jonfavs/status/1920533284829737043 Edited May 8, 2025 by The Natural 1
Cobra Commander Posted May 8, 2025 Posted May 8, 2025 i'm gonna pretend he has a Chicago accent on the level of "dude in a commercial with Bob Luce" ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5mxmoqeo9c ) even if he doesn't 4
Technico Support Posted May 8, 2025 Posted May 8, 2025 Oh lord, Trump is going to take credit for the new Pope being American, isn't he?
Zimbra Posted May 8, 2025 Posted May 8, 2025 I have so many questions about the new pope. Has he ever seen a Second City Saints match? How does he rank the Wilco albums? Did Wesley Willis ever write a song about kicking his ass? 4
Curt McGirt Posted May 9, 2025 Posted May 9, 2025 We know that he was a Cubs fan living on the South Side, so he's a tough old Pope. I want to know his feelings about Malort
Ace Posted May 9, 2025 Posted May 9, 2025 According to his brother, the new Pope is actually a Sox fan. What's his order from Mr. Beef?
Craig H Posted May 9, 2025 Posted May 9, 2025 The real question is Pequods or Lou Malnatis. (The answer is Pequods) 1
Dolfan in NYC Posted May 9, 2025 Author Posted May 9, 2025 Retired Supreme Court Justice David Souter has died at age 85. 1
Cobra Commander Posted May 9, 2025 Posted May 9, 2025 wonder if he ever got around to having a cellphone or computer while in retirement
colonial Posted May 28, 2025 Posted May 28, 2025 Harrison Ruffin Tyler, grandson of 10th U.S. president and longtime Richmonder, dies at 96 The last living grandson of former president John Tyler died today. A reminder that Tyler was president from 1841-1845 and died in 1862. He had 15 children from two marriages -- the last child arrived when Tyler was 70. Harrison's dad (and John Tyler's fourth son) was born in 1853 and was 75 when Harrison was born. Per his obit, Harrison had three children but he was in his 30s when they arrived. 1
Gonzo Posted June 29, 2025 Posted June 29, 2025 Legendary horse trainer D. Wayne Lukas passed away on Saturday night at his home in Louisville. He was 89 years old. https://www.churchilldowns.com/horses/news/churchill-downs-news-release-legendary-hall-of-fame-trainer-d-wayne-lukas-passes-away-at-age-89/
Gonzo Posted July 1, 2025 Posted July 1, 2025 Televangelist Jimmy Swaggart has passed away at the age of 90. https://www.newsweek.com/televangelist-jimmy-swaggart-dies-90-2093161 And that's all I've got to say about that. 1
Zimbra Posted July 1, 2025 Posted July 1, 2025 When my great-grandma died we discovered she had given thousands to Swaggart and Oral Roberts. Hell ain't real but if it was it wouldn't be hot enough for him. 3
Cobra Commander Posted July 2, 2025 Posted July 2, 2025 In regards to the extended Swaggart family, no man has ever sounded more like Jerry Lee than Mickey Gilley performing “Don’t All The Girls Get Prettier At Closing Time”. https://youtu.be/sYu3e6XtjH8?si=Jr9cEQE6WkMdmLmE
RIPPA Posted July 17, 2025 Posted July 17, 2025 Felix Baumgartner - know for being the man who "jumped from space" in 2012 - passed away in a paragliding accident in Italy. He was 56 years old
Robert S Posted July 17, 2025 Posted July 17, 2025 51 minutes ago, RIPPA said: Felix Baumgartner - know for being the man who "jumped from space" in 2012 - passed away in a paragliding accident in Italy. He was 56 years old Good riddance. (seriously, look him up)
Curt McGirt Posted July 20, 2025 Posted July 20, 2025 I just did, so to save anybody some time: Total Fascist. Like, seriously. Literally said democracy doesn't work and we need dictatorships, and supported guys like Orban etc. 1
Zimbra Posted August 1, 2025 Posted August 1, 2025 Cecille Langlois (nee Dionne), one of the Dionne Quintuplets, passed away at age 91. Annette is now the last of the quints still living.
Shartnado Posted August 1, 2025 Posted August 1, 2025 2 hours ago, Zimbra said: Cecille Langlois (nee Dionne), one of the Dionne Quintuplets, passed away at age 91. Annette is now the last of the quints still living. How old is she? Sorry, had to go there. 91 is very respectable age to get to, providing you still have at least some of your wits about you when you get there!
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