2025 Upcoming Movies Thread

[Dolfan in NYC]

F1

Starring Brad Pitt, Javier Bardem, & Damson Idris

Directed by Joseph Kosinski (Oblivion, Tron: Legacy, Top Gun: Maverick)

 

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I can forgive giant monsters and unkillable villains, but a seven-time American F1 champ is just a bridge too far. 

[Dolfan in NYC]

AMERICANA

Starring Sydney Sweeney, Paul Walter Hauser, Halsey, and Simon Rex

Written & Directed by Tony Tost (Damnation)

[Dolfan in NYC]

Hell yeah, Thomas being told to gfh by Jesus.  Judas trying to commit suicide and having his entrails eaten by birds when it fails. Gibson is going to have an erection the whole time he's filming.

[Brian Fowler]

11 hours ago, Dolfan in NYC said:

Hell yeah, Thomas being told to gfh by Jesus.  Judas trying to commit suicide and having his entrails eaten by birds when it fails. Gibson is going to have an erection the whole time he's filming.

The Harrowing of Hell motherfuckers~!

I am 100% unironically so damn excited for this. It's going to be bonkers.

[Technico Support]

Can we get a mockbuster of this, maybe starting Statham, rising from the dead and whupping up on the Romans, pharisees, non-believers, etc.?  Pontius Pilate could be the end boss, maybe Judas as the penultimate bad guy.  Make it like Crank where The Risen Lord must pray or heal someone every x amount of time or he starts losing energy.

Edited May 16, 2025 by Technico Support

[Tabe]

On 5/15/2025 at 10:49 AM, Dolfan in NYC said:

AMERICANA

Starring Sydney Sweeney, Paul Walter Hauser, Halsey, and Simon Rex

Written & Directed by Tony Tost (Damnation)

This movie looks bonkers. I'm down for it. 

[Curt McGirt]

The Native dude saying "What white woman? Your mom? Your sister?" was a legit rewind LOL. 

[RIPPA]

Another trailer for Jurassic World Rebirth

To repeat myself... everyone is stupid... again

[Dolfan in NYC]

I blame every one of you with kids for this.  None are innocent.

 

[odessasteps]

Is that like Scaritti Politti? 

[Andrew POE!]

3 hours ago, odessasteps said:

Is that like Scaritti Politti? 

That movie sounds like the Perfect Way to get people to stay home than to go to the theaters.

[Curt McGirt]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skibidi_Toilet

In case you needed to know. 

When I was maybe four, five years old, I drew a dog with a TV on its head as like, a monster, the Monster TV Dog, and made a short story out of pictures of it for school. I got an A+. I thought I was a pretty smart kid. 

I don't even know what to say any further, just that, yeah I did that when I was four. 

[Contentious C]

On 5/16/2025 at 9:18 AM, Technico Support said:

Can we get a mockbuster of this, maybe starting Statham, rising from the dead and whupping up on the Romans, pharisees, non-believers, etc.?  Pontius Pilate could be the end boss, maybe Judas as the penultimate bad guy.  Make it like Crank where The Risen Lord must pray or heal someone every x amount of time or he starts losing energy.

Crank Out Loaves and Fishes

[odessasteps]

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However, his newest film, “The Phoenician Scheme,” is bad to the point of parody. Audience members were spotted leaving the movie’s official premier at Cannes, and while Anderson received a standing ovation, boos could be heard peppered in with gushing cheers.

Uh oh

[Ace]

On 5/7/2025 at 9:48 AM, RIPPA said:

Honey Don't

Directed by Ethan Coen

Margaret Qualley, Aubrey Plaza, Charlie Day, and Chris Evans

Borderline NSFW due to blood

I could see her mother in this role 35 years ago.

Edited May 23, 2025 by Ace

[Curt McGirt]

Thomas Lennon auditions for Skibidi Toilet movie from @Midnight the other night

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/rS-rso6pqJo

[RIPPA]

Michael Bay has refuted the reports that he is directing the Skibidi Toliet movie saying he is only a producer

[Tabe]

1 hour ago, RIPPA said:

Michael Bay has refuted the reports that he is directing the Skibidi Toliet movie saying he is only a producer

This sentence makes me cry a little bit. 

[Contentious C]

I guess crying beats throwing up in your mouth. 

Unless that's what actually made you cry.

[Dolfan in NYC]

So apparently a new Street Fighter movie is being made because rumorz have if that Roman Reigns is being considered to be Akuma in the film.

Then there's whatever this is:

 

...oh Adam.  No girl no....

[Technico Support]

5 hours ago, Dolfan in NYC said:

So apparently a new Street Fighter movie is being made because rumorz have if that Roman Reigns is being considered to be Akuma in the film.

Then there's whatever this is:

 

...oh Adam.  No girl no....

More cringeworthy than Sean Young's homemade Catwoman costume "audition" for Batman  Returns on the Joan Rivers show.

Edited May 28, 2025 by Technico Support

[FourPostMassacre]

1 hour ago, Dolfan in NYC said:

So apparently a new Street Fighter movie is being made because rumorz have if that Roman Reigns is being considered to be Akuma in the film.

Then there's whatever this is:

 

...oh Adam.  No girl no....

Well he’s got the look they could just keep his lines to a minimum or dub over him so we don’t have to hearsky his bad impressionsky of a Rooshun accent. 

[Technico Support]

Same guy who shit all over wrestlers asking for help during the pandemic, now using social media to embarrass himself begging for a movie role.  Every once in a while, people get what's coming to them.  You love to see it.

Edited May 28, 2025 by Technico Support

[Contentious C]

6 hours ago, Technico Support said:

More cringeworthy than Sean Young's homemade Catwoman costume "audition" for Batman  Returns on the Joan Rivers show.

At least that's still Sean Young in something like a Catwoman costume.

[Andrew POE!]

1 hour ago, Technico Support said:

Same guy who shit all over wrestlers asking for help during the pandemic, now using social media to embarrass himself begging for a movie role.  Every once in a while, people get what's coming to them.  You love to see it.

He lifts heavy things for a living. He's not too bright, that one.