2013 NFL: WEEK 15

[RonL21]

Picking up DeAngelo Williams last night after finding out Adrian Peterson was out was my Fantasy GM move of the year.

[JLSigman]

Or not. Ref pulled it back.

[JLSigman]

OK, this one counts. TOLDOZER!!!

[Jrag]

Any Cowboys fans want to explain how Ratliff ended up a Bear? What's the story and why does he hate your team so much?  He was the best guy on our line today by quite a large margin.

I hope we get a full season of Jeremiah Ratliff and Henry Melton next year.

[JLSigman]

PICK 6 CAPTAIN MUNNERLYN!!!!!!!!!

[Charlie M.]

Dallas does Dallas things.

[BobbyWhioux]

A real statement game by Matt McGloin, doing his part to bring the Raider QB Controversy to an Emphatic End. 

 

No, not that kind of statement.

[JLSigman]

Antonio Holmes might be regretting that he talked smack about the Panthers special teams.

[JLSigman]

From the score, I'm guessing neither KC's nor the Raiders' defenses showed up today.

[BobbyWhioux]

Okay, you know that recurring joke people like to make, when one thing happens so much that people post a joke scoring update several days later saying it's happened again?

 

i.e. Steve Smith has just scored another TD against the Bears, etc.

 

I mention this because when I say that Matt McGloin threw an interception to prompt my earlier post, and by the time I finished writing it he had Oh By The Way thrown ANOTHER interception, I want to stress that it is not comedic hyperbole on my part.

[JLSigman]

Jets attempt at an on-side kick fails

[BobbyWhioux]

From the score, I'm guessing neither KC's nor the Raiders' defenses showed up today.

 

Jamaal Charles is now legally recognized as Gale Sayers in 17 States.

 

And Matt McGloin is throwing an EliManningesque number of interceptions.

[Death From Above]

The Cowboys can't possibly lose this game. Right?

 

:shifty eyes:

[Brian Fowler]

To be fair, at least the Chiefs d waited until they had a 25 point leaf before they completely stopped giving a shit.

[Brian Fowler]

Jesus fuck Dallas don't do this to me.

[Death From Above]

STOP

 

ROMO TIME

 

Yes. I'm recycling that joke. Even though it's slightly unfair there. But... IT'S RIGHT THERE.

[RIPPA]

Aww.... Cowboys.....

[Death From Above]

Oh never mind, this might get overturned. Not sure that's even caught.

 

CONTINUE

 

ROMO TIME

[Death From Above]

The fuse on Dez Bryant has been lit.

[BobbyWhioux]

STOP

 

ROMO TIME

 

Yes. I'm recycling that joke. Even though it's slightly unfair there. But... IT'S RIGHT THERE.

 

Well if we're recycling Tony Romo Joke Material...

 

Here's exclusive footage of Tony in the 4th Qtr of an important game

 

 

At least, without actually watching the game, I naturally assume this is what's happened.

[Death From Above]

Thing is if we're through that we're now into the homestretch and he's against Terry Taylor.

[Niners Fan in CT]

Incredible catch from Dez there..

[Dewar]

You know what the saddest part of the Jets season is? Geno Smith hasn't been the shittiest rookie on the roster. Dee Milliner has been downright terrible all season. This was the guy who was supposed to help replace Revis Island, and he's been flat out shitty.

 

Next season I want some wide receivers who actually belong in the NFL, a quarterback who isn't colour blind (clearly the reason he throws to the wrong team all the time) and Dee Milliner to stop being a fucking waste of space on the corner.

[Elsalvajeloco]

DEZ BRYANT TOUCH DOWN

[BobbyWhioux]

DEZ BRYANT TOUCH DOWN

 

Okay I did just see that care of the CBS sports update.

 

Unreal.

 

And the Arn Anderson Spinebuster Run-In, to continue my theme.