NFL 2023 - WILD CARD ROUND

[BobbyWhioux]

1 minute ago, Cobra Commander said:

well Belichick has been the de-facto GM for pretty much his entire time as a head coach, so there's likely destinations that wouldn't involve having Jerry Jones be the GM of the team

late era Jerry Jones is a lot more like late era Al Davis than a lot of people want to admit and Dallas, like the Raiders, are fast becoming similarly "can only hire coaches that can't get head coach gigs anywhere else" territory

[hammerva]

Man if you thought Stephen A nuked Whitlock last week was bad.  

[Tabe]

Pick 6, game over. And it ain't even halftime. 

[dogwelder]

So...do the Cowboys start considering looking for a new starting QB in the offseason?

[Cobra Commander]

*checks Wikipedia*

Joe Flacco feels like a future Dallas Cowboy

[hammerva]

And now we get to see the ultimate legacy of Mike McCarthy:  horrible clock management

They were saved by a penalty being called on that Lamb catch.  Oh and the horsecollar call wasn't really a penalty to begin with

Edited January 14, 2024 by hammerva

[Brian Fowler]

6 minutes ago, dogwelder said:

So...do the Cowboys start considering looking for a new starting QB in the offseason?

Dak is so good except when he's not. Like, 12-13 games a year he's a top five, maybe top 3 QB. But when it goes badly...

[RIPPA]

I want to enjoy this but I stupidly kept thinking maybe they would win a game “for Dean” if you would so now I am feeling proxy disappointment 

[Cobra Commander]

sorry to tell you that the Cowboys have been disappointing the recently deceased for almost 3 decades in a row

[dogwelder]

And Cowboy fans on Twitter are calling for them to put in Trey Lance...

[John from Cincinnati]

Jimmy Johnson stop yelling at me, I did nothing wrong 

[hammerva]

You know it is bad when Jimmy Johnson wants to choke someone out 

[Cobra Commander]

Jimmy Johnson, a man who figured out long ago that being on TV and living on a boat is better than being a head coach, was very much a head coach during the halftime show

Edited January 14, 2024 by Cobra Commander

[RIPPA]

 

[Tabe]

29 minutes ago, Brian Fowler said:

Dak is so good except when he's not. Like, 12-13 games a year he's a top five, maybe top 3 QB. But when it goes badly...

I've been saying that for years. He's got multiple seasons with 30 TDs where 20 of them came in 5 games. 

[dogwelder]

Another question arising from this blowout: is this ruining Dan Quinn's chances of landing another HC gig?  We're already seeing what's happened to Jim Schwartz after Cleveland got decimated yesterday.

[Cobra Commander]

Dak Prescott, the QB equivalent to an MLB hitter who veers between being the best hitter in the world and the worst hitter on his team?

[Infinit]

Dak is a great regular season quarterback. 

And that's about it.

[dogwelder]

1 minute ago, Cobra Commander said:

Dak Prescott, the QB equivalent to an MLB hitter who veers between being the best hitter in the world and the worst hitter on his team?

Dak Prescott = Chris Davis?

[Contentious C]

3 minutes ago, dogwelder said:

Dak Prescott = Chris Davis?

Nah. The Os are still paying him millions. Dak is nowhere near that incompetent, no matter how many playoff games he loses.

[jaedmc]

5 hours ago, cubbymark said:

I saw so many WR screens as a Bears fan during the John Schoop OC era in the early 2000s. 

Remember when the plan to get Devin Hester involved as a WR was to throw him screens, because they thought it would replicate his punt/kick return skills? Because I've hated the Screen ever since then.

[Brian Fowler]

The Dallas innovative "what if we don't cover a guy down field" defense is not working well.

[Mister TV]

I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone that open in the NFL, that was backyard football open when you forget who’s on what team. 

[Contentious C]

Going to commercial on the lich cursing his team is why the playoffs happen.

Hopefully the Niners take them more seriously.

Edited January 15, 2024 by Contentious C

[BobbyWhioux]

Trey Lance warming up yet?