NCAAF 2023 - WEEK TWO

[Brian Fowler]

Texas is back?

[SirFozzie]

Ended in a wet Bama Fart.

[Elsalvajeloco]

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[Brian Fowler]

Just now, Elsalvajeloco said:

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Brutal

[Elsalvajeloco]

USC/Stanford is about to get out of hand early.

[JLowe]

HOOK ‘EM!!!!!!!!!
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[JLowe]

52 minutes ago, EVA said:

The meat men are GASSED.

Nah, the Texas DL is super deep. But Bama did tap out at the end...

[Brian Fowler]

Looking like Wazoo is gonna hold off the Wisconsin miracle comeback.

 

That has to be an extremely satisfying win for them.

[EVA]

Today really underscored how much Bama needed that Tyler Van Dyke deal to come through 

[BobbyWhioux]

if you like defense and hate high scoring, Cal vs Auburn has got you covered

[Brian Fowler]

39 minutes ago, EVA said:

Today really underscored how much Bama needed that Tyler Van Dyke deal to come through 

So far the quarterback question at Alabama looks major, and still iffy at Ohio.

Georgia gotta wait until they play somebody with a pulse to really judge.

[EVA]

The only prescription for what ails me is watching Cal drag Auburn to Hell at midnight central time.

[Brian Fowler]

1 minute ago, EVA said:

The only prescription for what ails me is watching Cal drag Auburn to Hell at midnight central time.

On that basic topic, it's too early in the season to really put a lot of stock in this, but the SEC is really struggling against other power five schools so far this year. 

[EVA]

12 minutes ago, Brian Fowler said:

On that basic topic, it's too early in the season to really put a lot of stock in this, but the SEC is really struggling against other power five schools so far this year. 

“SEC is over” is definitely gonna be a narrative coming out of this week.

[Brian Fowler]

2 minutes ago, EVA said:

https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/38366070/michigan-st-tucker-subject-sexual-harassment-investigation
 

Looks like MichiganState found their “get out of a $100 million contract free” card.

Holy shit if Tuck really fucked this up... he was either going to keep his job for years or get paid to not show up for years and the only way out of it was him being stupid. Damn.

 

1 minute ago, EVA said:

“SEC is over” is definitely gonna be a narrative coming out of this week.

Yeah. Which is premature but also looks at least plausible. Of course, somebody else has to win the national title before it really matters.

[BobbyWhioux]

Cal bogs down in the red zone (again) due to misunderstanding the rules of the sport and not realizing you're not banned from running the ball once you get into the red zone

[Cobra Commander]

I'm confident a Hugh Freeze team will find some way to get escorted to the end zone during the 4th Quarter

[BobbyWhioux]

Greg Romaned themselves to death.  Ah well.

[Brian Fowler]

Brian Ferentz watch: currently they are averaging 22 ppg, three off the pace required by his contract (and that's with the defense giving them a pick six today. Without that, and they would be averaging 18.5.)

This is my favorite stupid subplot to a season in years.

Edited September 10, 2023 by Brian Fowler

[RIPPA]

Stealing from Barnwell

"From 2018-22, NCAA teams who turned the ball over four times and failed to record 15 first downs in a game went 1-65."

Auburn became win #2 (had 4 turnovers and only 12 first downs)

[RIPPA]

In a mixed emotions (for me) game

James Madison rallied late to beat UVA 36-35 in UVAs first home game since last year's shooting tragedy

Mike Hollins - one of the two people who survived the shootings - scored twice

[Pete]

Meanwhile in the FCS, Drake drops a close one to Northwestern.

No, sillies, not THAT Northwestern.

The Raiders are the defending NAIA national champions, but even so.

[Kuetsar]

Yeah, when your defense is, "it was consensual", your fucked. . . .

[Lawful Metal]

Texas is back!  I always believed in Sark and Ewers ...

[Brian Fowler]

And as the details on the Tucker situation start coming out, it looks worse and worse. Easily debunked statements to the investigator, an apparent bald faced lie about ESPN and his alleged victim...

Tuck is going.