NFL 2023 - WEEK ONE

[hammerva]

I think Arizona only strategy on D is to cripple Sam Howell.

Meanwhile the Steelers look worse than the Cardinals and not even close 

[supremebve]

Todd Bowles always looks like he'd rather be someplace else.

[SirFozzie]

Hurst is going to have to spend some money getting Young's first TD pass back after into the stands.

Edited September 10, 2023 by SirFozzie

[RIPPA]

And Antonio Gibson still doesn't understand the concept of ball security

[dogwelder]

Welp I guess Antonio Gibson's going to be in Rivera's dog house again.

[RIPPA]

1 minute ago, dogwelder said:

Welp I guess Antonio Gibson's going to be in Rivera's dog house again.

Yeah - I already realize I need to drop him in fantasy because he ain't gonna play again until someone gets hurt

[SirFozzie]

0 First Downs, 5 possessions, 1 net yard.

It is funny as hell. Relegate Pittsburgh to the XFL

[SirFozzie]

And Tampa Bay is frantically calling Tom Brady's agent and saying "Ok, we'll up our offer another Ten million. Get him before New England retires his number later today and tell him we NEED him."

 

And then Baker throws that pass (to an open man, but it was on target)

Edited September 10, 2023 by SirFozzie

[dogwelder]

Fire Ron at halftime please

[hammerva]

Please don't  tell me the Cardinals are my only hope for happiness 

[RIPPA]

I step away for 5 minutes and the Cards are suddenly leading

I approve of all of this

[SirFozzie]

The Age of the Stinky Quarterback.

 

Ridder (ATL) 8/10 24 1 TD
Young (CAR) 10/16 86 1 TD 1 INT

Lawrence (JAX) 13/16 150 2 TD 1 INT
Richardson (IND) 11/15 100

Stroud (HOU) 13/20 91
Jackson (BAL) 7/11 60 1 INT

Mayfield (TB) 6/15 63 1 TD
Cousins (MIN) 18/23 211 1 TD

Burrow (CIN) 6/14 36
Watson (CLE) 7/16 56

Purdy (SF) 14/21 154 2 TD
Pickett (PIT) 5/9 9 1 INT

Tannehill (TEN) 4/12 73 1 INT
Carr (NO) 9/15 91

Dobbs (ARZ) 8/12 63
Howell (WSH) 12/18 100 1 TD 1 INT (and a sack fumble 6)

[Raziel]

Watson is starting to look like Watson again.

[SirFozzie]

Oh boy, Scherff probably done for the year.

[supremebve]

Zay Flowers is already Lamar Jackson's best receiver of his career, even though he looks like he weighs about 47 lbs.

[SirFozzie]

Zay Flowers may be the last good player to come out of Boston College (what with their current level of stinkitude, the ACC's increasing irrelevance and their size in an irrelevant conference)

[supremebve]

The 49ers put on a downfield blocking clinic on that touchdown run.  

And an announcer just said that Taysom Hill is one of the best football players ever.

[supremebve]

Bijan Robinson's full-speed lateral movement doesn't make any sense.

[RIPPA]

9 minutes ago, supremebve said:

And an announcer just said that Taysom Hill is one of the best football players ever.

I saw someone mention that on Twitter and I just assumed they were hacked

[hammerva]

Meanwhile Joe Burrow is actually playing worse than Kenny Pickett.  at least his ass got paid

[supremebve]

If you want to know how fast NFL defenders are, watch Kirk Cousins think that he has a clear path to the end zone, decide to run, and then get planted into the ground.  It was like that Simpsons episode when Homer thinks he's going to make it over the Springfield Gorge for about a second and a half before disaster strikes.

[supremebve]

George Pickens makes more incredible catches that don't count than anyone in the history of football.

[SirFozzie]

Dobbins done for the year? Rumored torn achilles. Really sucks for him if true.

[Elsalvajeloco]

10 minutes ago, supremebve said:

George Pickens makes more incredible catches that don't count than anyone in the history of football.

Seriously, that non catch was ridiculous.

[RIPPA]

It is gonna be amusing seeing Washington fans pretend they didn't play like shit today (well at least the offense)