Ask Octopus Anything

[Octopus]

STOP PANICKING 

[Curt McGirt]

*cue Octopus using the cell for bail instead of answering questions*

[Octopus]

1 hour ago, Curt McGirt said:

Chili's, no. O'Charley's, yes. (Shit, I can't remember the Tex-Mex flip of Chili's, what is it? THERE HAS TO BE ONE.)

I’ Harley’s doesn’t exist. It is merely a Tex-Mex figment or your Tex-Mex imagination.

1 hour ago, Elsalvajeloco said:

On the Border? 

middle of the state, actually 

1 hour ago, Curt McGirt said:

Don't think I've ever seen one, but I've had the chips from the store enough... it rates.

(Those chips are your perfectly nuclear sodium bombs btw. They should have a warning about eating more than five before incurring risk of an immediate coronary event.)

Ooooo! Ooooo! On the Border is actually divested by Brinker International, Inc.... who also own Chili's. IT RATES! O'Charley's Spider Man Clone would be Bennigan's.

when I eat chips that are too salty I currently cough too much. I have a bad trachea. But I do like salt

[Octopus]

1 hour ago, Elsalvajeloco said:

Because I live in a terrible part of the country, On the Border tortilla chips are on the only decent ones around. So give me sodium or give me death....closely related to my sodium intake.

That said, it's crazy that despite there being a regional difference between Checker's/Rally's and Hardee's/Carl Jr.'s, none of them can stay in business around here for more than a year. I am constantly bombarded with advertising from chains that don't have a restaurant in a 100 mile radius.

I will pray for your eventual move to the passive aggressive Minnesota 

[Curt McGirt]

l'Harley's is the French O'Charley's, s'lilhC is the Irish one. 

[Octopus]

Fuck, I saw the pretty (I’m drunk but loyal to wife) El Loro waitresses waving at me. I’ll do a casual big wave. 
new friend , mahir, has a wife in Saudi Arabia and works through Uber. He’s killing it it and I’m gonna send him prayers and good will that his beautiful wife can move stateside. He’s a good dude and we’re friends now. Everyone hope for his happiness.

[Octopus]

1 minute ago, Curt McGirt said:

l'Harley's is the French O'Charley's, s'lilhC is the Irish one. 

I’m Norwegian, Irish, and some German. Not French or ocharlie. Irish yes though 

[Curt McGirt]

Shit, she better be on speed dial for you right now...

[Octopus]

Fucker’s in the corner left a 0 tip on a $90 order. Fuck them!

[Octopus]

2 minutes ago, Curt McGirt said:

Shit, she better be on speed dial for you right now...

Happily married. Buuut, a diff waiter at El Loro said one of them had a crush on me and she got all bashful. But that was last year before QUAKE BY THE LAKE and she still thinks I’m cute but I’m married nbd not being stupid sup I’m cute 

[Octopus]

CLARITY: THE CUTE EL LORO WAITRESSES WERE NOT THE BAD TIPPETS. TOTALLY DIFFERENT GROUP OF DOUCHE BAGS FICJ THEM

[Curt McGirt]

God no I was talking about your wife because she's gonna have to bail you out in a minute

[Octopus]

This last beer is really putting my over the top. Not excited to get off the stool

[Octopus]

Just now, Curt McGirt said:

God no I was talking about your wife because she's gonna have to bail you out in a minute

I walked. I’m close enough to not cause trouble 

[Curt McGirt]

Thank fuck! 

...and I look up to see Eric Andre playing a cop who just wrecked his car, gets out and immediately drops a bunch of glasses on the ground from his lap. Go figure

[Octopus]

Here’s a thing; My wife is awesome and has shitty friends. A history of letting her down and canceling and being pieces of shit. She is having fun tomorrow and I will not let her miss it!!!!!!!! I love her so much and she deserves better than the terrible people that let her down 

[Curt McGirt]

In all seriousness, can't even get into the topic of "shitty friends" tonight. Maybe down the road but I've been in some serious pain over some real motherfuckers. It's... ugly.

[Octopus]

I’m finish the last drink that a guy bought me. I’m the last one here now. Illl head home soon. I would get Taco Bell on the walk but I think they’re only drive thtough

[Octopus]

Just now, Curt McGirt said:

In all seriousness, can't even get into the topic of "shitty friends" tonight. Maybe down the road but I've been in some serious pain over some real motherfuckers. It's... ugly.

Yo, saw your shitty week post. Hit me up on the DM if you want to vent. You’re a good dude

[Curt McGirt]

Maybe tomorrow, and thanks. I've been dredging enough as it is. 

[Octopus]

Walking home. Guck, haven’t been this stumble in at least 3 or so years

[Octopus]

picture of me walking home

[Octopus]

So I managed to scare people. Walked to Taco Bell, (I know some of the people that work there so it was a shot) I saw the side door open for delivery and walked to it to see if I can take an order. A delivery guy was nervously saying I had to be in a car. I ask if I should drive (as a joke) and he doesn’t know what to say. I apologize, and leave. Didn’t mean to cause trouble. If the right person saw me it would work but I feel bad ruining someone’s flow/ day. I’m at the gas station nearby and will get food

[Octopus]

Made a gas station friend. Guck yeah. He said I’m good people and we gotta battle for the good people. Getting a burrito here. I like this guy. We friends 

[Octopus]

I am home. Ate a gas station burrito on the way home . I am fine