Octopus Posted May 17, 2023 Share Posted May 17, 2023 I am no longer optimistic. We are inching towards death. No Rush for anyone. We all get our own personal long Jericho feud that will play on repeat until our final judgement. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolphman 3000 Posted May 17, 2023 Share Posted May 17, 2023 2 minutes ago, Octopus said: I am no longer optimistic. We are inching towards death. No Rush for anyone. We all get our own personal long Jericho feud that will play on repeat until our final judgement. Saturday Night Jericholision Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Octopus Posted May 17, 2023 Share Posted May 17, 2023 5 minutes ago, Dolphman 3000 said: Saturday Night Jericholision 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted May 17, 2023 Share Posted May 17, 2023 Will super liger be there? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Octopus Posted May 17, 2023 Share Posted May 17, 2023 1 minute ago, odessasteps said: Will super liger be there? Every Jericho, both real and imagined, will be there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsalvajeloco Posted May 17, 2023 Share Posted May 17, 2023 Right now, I am at the point in my SMW rewatch where the Thrillseekers get the same five minute music video with maybe the corniest song possible every week. I could look up the song but I cannot muster up the effort to find it. With Storm no longer under WWE employ, they need to somehow recreate that music video shot for shot as now 50+ year old men. Now that would be ratings. 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt D Posted May 17, 2023 Share Posted May 17, 2023 19 minutes ago, Octopus said: I am no longer optimistic. We are inching towards death. No Rush for anyone. We all get our own personal long Jericho feud that will play on repeat until our final judgement. Joke's on you, Cephalopod. I would relish my time with Daddy Magic. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krone Posted May 17, 2023 Share Posted May 17, 2023 33 minutes ago, Dolphman 3000 said: Doesn't appear so, but he likes the movies maybe? Tony Khan Compares AEW to the Marvel Cinematic Universe in One Key Way "[Iron Man is] still my favorite Marvel movie. I just think that's a great movie. I don't think it's just a great comic book movie. It's a great movie about ingenuity. That's definitely my father's favorite of the Marvel movies," Khan said. "My dad and I saw that, and my dad's the smartest person I've ever known. And he really liked that movie. And so I know that there was something to it. If that makes sense. It wasn't just fluff." Oh come on, Iron Man?! Look, I think RDJ did an excellent job in that role, but there are some absolute bangers of Marvel films outside of that. Not even counting Infinity War, what about Guardians? Or the masterpiece that was Black Panther? Also that Collision logo fucks hard. I love that. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Octopus Posted May 17, 2023 Share Posted May 17, 2023 2 minutes ago, Matt D said: Joke's on you, Cephalopod. I would relish my time with Daddy Magic. He’s gonna be drafted by Dynamite and will join the elite. He will tear it up in amazing segments with Nakazawa on Dark, but Dark will now literally be dark so no one will see it. We are in end times, people! Say your prayers and hope the hordes of Jericho show you mercy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolphman 3000 Posted May 17, 2023 Share Posted May 17, 2023 12 minutes ago, Octopus said: Every Jericho, both real and imagined, will be there. The upcoming Doink the Clown episode of Dark Side of the Ring is just Jericho complaining for an hour about how he had to put the makeup on once for a run-in 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
For Great Justice Posted May 17, 2023 Share Posted May 17, 2023 17 minutes ago, Octopus said: Every Jericho, both real and imagined, will be there. And exiting the wormhole dumps you out on 90 in Winnipeg by the Costco 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stefanie Sparkleface Posted May 17, 2023 Share Posted May 17, 2023 12 minutes ago, Elsalvajeloco said: Right now, I am at the point in my SMW rewatch where the Thrillseekers get the same five minute music video with maybe the corniest song possible every week. I could look up the song but I cannot muster up the effort to find it. With Storm no longer under WWE employ, they need to somehow recreate that music video shot for shot as now 50+ year old men. Now that would be ratings. They got THREE cheesy videos. There's the one with the go-karts and carnival stuff set to "Rock America" by Danger Danger, the one where Jericho is trying to harass Storm to go out and party set to "I'll Sleep When I'm Dead" by Bon Jovi, and the one where they're working out set to "Fast Times" by Billy Squier, and they look like the biggest dorks on the planet. 2 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt925 Posted May 17, 2023 Share Posted May 17, 2023 I know this vague stuff doesn’t help anything and it’s all speculation. But man oh man what is going on. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krone Posted May 17, 2023 Share Posted May 17, 2023 Yeah if Punks not gonn be a part of this, why even have a brand split? I think it just overcomplicates the whole thing unecessarily. I'd much rather just have the whole roster be available. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolphman 3000 Posted May 17, 2023 Share Posted May 17, 2023 1 minute ago, matt925 said: I know this vague stuff doesn’t help anything and it’s all speculation. But man oh man what is going on. Punk waiting for all this to get announced so he can officially file his lawsuit and demand more money for a settlement "It appears I'm now worth a billion dollars" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niners Fan in CT Posted May 17, 2023 Share Posted May 17, 2023 This was supposed to be a big day for AEW. Now I'm just confused. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Log Posted May 17, 2023 Share Posted May 17, 2023 Has a real brand split been confirmed? Not doubting anyone here, I just genuinely can't recall if there was an official announcement/confirmation/whatever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt D Posted May 17, 2023 Share Posted May 17, 2023 Just now, Log said: Has a real brand split been confirmed? Not doubting anyone here, I just genuinely can't recall if there was an official announcement/confirmation/whatever. I'm at the point I don't remember what I said where (because yes, it is a confusing day) but Sapp reported that he heard from talent that they were explicitly told that they were going to learn what brand they will be on in June and some were told to make sure they were available Wednesday vs Saturday. Nothing has been officially announced except for that there's a show called Collision and that it will feature Joe Andrade, Miro, Rosa, etc. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John from Cincinnati Posted May 17, 2023 Share Posted May 17, 2023 Plot twist: The brand split is actually to appease Andrade in an attempt to sign Charlotte. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt D Posted May 17, 2023 Share Posted May 17, 2023 Just now, John from Cincinnati said: Plot twist: The brand split is actually to appease Andrade in an attempt to sign Charlotte. I mean Storm thinks that you're on to something (even if not the same something) 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVileOne Posted May 17, 2023 Share Posted May 17, 2023 2 minutes ago, Matt D said: I mean Storm thinks that you're on to something (even if not the same something) Not if they're working house shows too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVileOne Posted May 17, 2023 Share Posted May 17, 2023 (edited) 1 hour ago, Dog said: Is this a thing someone is actually reporting? Fightful Select is reporting that CM Punks is still in play and there's been talk of Ace Steel being brought back, but it's not confirmed (ace steel). Edited May 17, 2023 by TheVileOne 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zakk_Sabbath Posted May 17, 2023 Share Posted May 17, 2023 'CM Punk is still in play' is some fuckin' newz of newz man. Yes, I would say that someone being under a multi year contract puts them firmly 'in play.' 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsalvajeloco Posted May 17, 2023 Share Posted May 17, 2023 54 minutes ago, Sparkleface said: They got THREE cheesy videos. There's the one with the go-karts and carnival stuff set to "Rock America" by Danger Danger, the one where Jericho is trying to harass Storm to go out and party set to "I'll Sleep When I'm Dead" by Bon Jovi, and the one where they're working out set to "Fast Times" by Billy Squier, and they look like the biggest dorks on the planet. Yeah, I am at the point where I have seen all three. However, the first two are in heavy rotation. Somehow, each music video was dorkier than the last. If that didn't kill Jericho's career, being the Goon would be no sweat. Seriously, Cornette better have Steven P Neu on speed dial so Jericho won't sue him for emotional distress. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVileOne Posted May 17, 2023 Share Posted May 17, 2023 *Shrugs* Ask David Zaslav. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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