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Guys...if I ever die and they do a memorial show in my honor... Please don't book Danny Demanto on it.

You know on the subject of Evolve...I went to the Queens show a few weeks back and holy shit you guys, Peter Kaasa. He's a little short but he's built like Conan the Destroyer and he's probably the best flyer I've seen since PAC. And on top of that he has an amateur and MMA background so he can actually do that wrestling thing too. I implore you to check him out.

"Oh hai Fallout!"

Yeah, I know it probably wasn't happening but I just hoped. I wasn't looking for them to totally change it, maybe just make it a little more responsive.

Is it bad that I can't figure out if that's Balor or Corbin back there?

So the one thing EVERYONE wanted, which was tweaking the submission system is totally ignored. Hooray.

The "I Got Piledrivered By Jerry Lawler" shirt is unfortunately only available in young miss sizes.

Gee...a smartass Englishman? William Regal says cheerio.

I feel like someone at NXT needs to just lay Vince out. Even if it was just them sucker punching a senior citizen, in Vince's mind it'd make them the baddest motherfucker in the galaxy. "That guy was tough enough to kick my ass. I want this Enzo Amore guy headlining Wrestlemania next year gah dammit!"

I loved Sydal vs. Fenix. Just some amazing stuff in there. THAT FUCKING RANA. You'll know which one when you see it. Oh and Mark Andrews looked great, I was already aboard the Ospreay train but now I need to look into Andrews also.

Surprised it hasn't been mentioned but apparently Sami Zayn is appearing at the Evolve shows in NY this weekend. Just a meet and greet and a live promo, but it's still pretty notable because I don't remember the last time a contracted talent made any kind of appearance outside of the WWE.

I missed it live but from the clips I've seen I think that might have been Drake Younger. I know it doesn't make sense but it looked a bit like him and they have a similar looking tattoo in the same spot.

Good Lord that Sombra shirt is great...

You know, I saw that statement earlier and read it very quickly and thought it said they WILL be available as DLC so I was confused. Kinda sucks, but there will be 1000 versions of each of them on the custom servers so it's not that big a deal.

"An den Ultimate Warrior runs in an HE turns on Hogan too, because Liz was his sister. An he's in love wid her...So da big blowoff is on Superstars the next week where...."

...And to keep this sad joke going I got Caprice Coleman and Cedric Alexander confused. This doesn't say good things about us, gentlemen.

See the PWG show with Adam Cole v Caprice to make that extra funny.

I'm still bitter because I bought into the Priest "final tour" a few years ago. Doubled ticket prices for a farewell that lasted about a year.

Well Hall hasn't embarrassed himself publicly lately so he should be possible.

The only funnier Indy thing that happened today is that Nick Gage promoted a death match tournament today. Then no showed it.

That does explain a lot then...

...that really kinda makes me hate that store even more. $4 average per game?

...Wasn't Dethlok black?

Huh. Suppose I was. It looked like her to me and I remember her wearing a similar outfit (and lending it to Paige on Raw) but it seems I'm wrong. My mistake.

I really wouldn't mind if Becky wrestled in that outfit. My face would probably look like Brick Slowman's face in this pic if she did. Is that Tully's daughter beside Becky? I don't know who's creeping me out more the Chris Hero looking dude with pigtails or Gotch. Are you calling Blue Pants Becky?