misanthrope304

I got shot with an rpg and a shotgun in my garage last week (the best night gaming on gta5 post I made on page 178...I can't use the quote button for shit).. The guy in the pic was trying to shoot me, but I was in passive mode. Herby got shot, thats why I went into passive and went into my garage. There's some kind of glitch where their (shooter's) blip shows up somewhere downtown around the banks I think, but they are actually in the garages. Supposedly they can move from garage to garage causing chaos. As for the guy that started shit last night, I threw a sticky bomb into his face at point blank range. I killed us both, but he rage quit. I can't begin to tell you how much I enjoyed circling the block (at the police station/impound lot) in my Entity last night, while holding in the horn to play Ride of the Valkyries before I'd hop out and shotgun blast that fool that was camping in an alley/parking garage. I was up at least 10-12 kills on him before I got bored with it.

I fucking hate people... Someone (Herby?) said they got popped in their garage, so I put it in passive mode before walking into my garage and took pictures to share. He even runs like a bitch, see? Suicide bombing all those fuckers felt good, I was hoping for more kills. Ya'll were wondering where I was, thought I was still in the apartment, but I snuck out, hid my blip and was rolling up on those fuckers to blow them up, they just happened to roll up on Mel before I got to them. As far as the yard sale goes: "Listen baybay, I gotsta get to da pay winda" I blame Jimmy Valiant, but that's a story for another time. One last edit: Turtle Beach update, seems module quit pairing with headset, taking them back to Best Buy tomorrow for a replacement, per the extended warranty I purchased. I highly doubt they have the MW3 Ear Force Bravo's in stock,

I give turtle beach props day headset blows its load IMMEDIATELY. Guess I'm in the market for a new one as well.

Turtle beach makes an excellent product, order online and you may get a better deal though Rippa

Servers are being weird for me today. Although it could be my internet connection, just tried to solo a race and see if I could get a quicker time (route 68 1:59.77) and got kicked off xbl at 2 on the countdown. Kicked for the bajillionth time today I should add. *edit* Shaved 0.4 off it and cloud didn't save. Fuck you rockstar.

I may need to hook my desktop into my flatscreen again for this since the app no-sold all my attempts at a login on my 360. You think it will work on a xp machine?

I got my pound of flesh back off that asshole that started shit that night. He had such a rough night I kinda went back and forth between being the hammer and the nail last night myself. I was doing good and holding my own until that pussy Waldo got a tank out. Once his tank died (thanks Robert), he ran like the bitch he must be in real life. We kept killing Lightning something until he went into passive mode. We continued killing him after this as well. I know of at least 10 times I ran his ass over....It got to the point I got bored killing him and asked Stout if I should back off the lil' fella. Stout said no, so we ran him out of the room. But Nighthawk, with his never ending Konnan-rolls...pardon my language I really need to quit blowing people's shit up. It's an expensive habit, and I'm trying to save up for a new toy. But yeah, about a minute after you left last night Stout, I stole a baller and got a bounty on me, I was taking it in to the LSC in the middle of town (I know, poor choice on my part). $9k bounty, and as soon as I step out of LSC from selling that baller, some asshole shot me and hightailed it back to his pad. I got in another baller, stuck a bomb to it and drove it right in front of his garage door. As soon as he came out, he died. I think he learned his lesson, he didn't bother me any more after that, not even when I took in the I/E car to Simeon. I need to concentrate less on warring in freemode for now and spam some missions to get my money & rp up.

I can't seem to get this running on my 360, but works perfectly fine on my kindle fire hdx. screen res is great on the device, better than my flat screen, but the screen is much smaller. I keep getting the error that my user name and password don't match, but I'm typing it in the same way I do on the hdx...so fuck if I know.

*Edit: Geez, I was really bored at work, sorry about posting a novel here.* Just had the best night of kicking ass on GTA5 yet for me. Even better than the other night playing alongside Stout and Herby holding my own against three higher level players for about five minutes while they took a car in or something. Two left and one asshole stayed long enough to die enough he went into passive mode and put a bounty on me, after calling mercs on me and sending a mugger after Stout (that I killed btw). Started off the night in a private session playing Coveted solo, but for some reason couldn't get the game to let me set difficulty to Hard. I got bored with this after a while and jumped into freemode, where I got an invite to coveted (this way I don't have to waste bullets ;-D). The three other guys were good enough, but upon discussing further we decided to play rooftop rumble (where they could put it on hard, a problem Robert and I were having). Anyway, I drop back into free mode in the middle of the city because Robert comes back on while I'm in the middle of doing Rooftop Rumble some more, and I have a bounty on me. Two assholes in Sandking's come to collect, and I blow them both up (and their trucks) with Sticky Bombs while Robert races toward me to collect. I head off up north and make it to Ron's Alternate Wind Farm with every cop in Los Santos hot on my trail after blowing up half the city with sticky bombs (there were cops involved also). Robert makes it there in time to bust a cap in my ass, and the cops still impound my shit. At this time we notice there's an armored truck up around the northernmost town and take off after it. I'm out of sticky bombs, needless to say. After a short drive we roll up on the AC, and I drop a grenade at it's back door. I blow it all to hell and now the cops are after us again. *At some point during all this Robert and I were trying to do Rooftop Rumble and get paid. Anyway, we get away, and then I start blowing up cop cars again. It's what I do, I blow shit up, mostly myself. Sometime or other, ACs start popping up on the same street as me, and I make about $200K total robbing those. Not sure if I was in the same session, but there's a Simeon Car (SC) now on the map. So I take off after it. I get there and no one else is around, but there's a jackass closing in fast. This asshole blows up my Adder (but not me), and the SC with a grenade thrown from the freeway to the parking lot beside the dirt track. It is so on. First kill I get him with a Sticky Bomb thrown back up to the freeway from the parking lot. Life didn't get any easier for him after that. When he spawned back he was in his personal vehicle and I already had a Buffalo rigged to blow. He drives up and loses his ride and his life. At this point I pull out the auto shotgun as he tries to flank me (spawned super close). I was up in the cheap seats, drop down around the front of the building and circle in behind him as he made his way up the stairs. He's looking around for me and I put two in his back. Then I switched over to the carbine and dropped him twice off the respawn, then he spawned a little further down the track and got capped two more times from my sniper rifle. He got into cover in the middle of the track and I switched back to the carbine for one more kill. Having satisfied my blood lust, I walk away and call the insurance company to get my ride back. At this point he puts a bounty on me. Wrong move asshole. I kill him three more times before someone else shows up looking to claim the bounty. I'd taken my share of damage during the exchange, but the guy never killed me, so I'm barely alive when asshole #2 rolls up and finishes me off. He made the mistake of sticking his nose into my business, and subsequently died 3 times in a row before scurrying off with his tail between his legs. I then steal a Baller, run over the original asshole and take it in for a quick $9k. He rage quit. Over the night, I take in 5 Baller's, stock my garage back up with Baller's (2), and killed a bunch of mother fuckers repeatedly. Before I log off for the night I try to go to ammunation and stock back up on sticky bombs, ammo and get the MG I unlocked. I roll in, and some asshat on a motorcycle starts creeping acting suspicious up so I bail in the Adder. He goes into Ammunation and goes passive so I go back in and make the buys. Before I go in though, I stick a bomb to his motorcycle to keep him honest. I leave the area and when he gets on his ride it spontaneously combusts. He gets super pissed at this and calls in a tank so I'm like fuck this and go home. I hang out for a few listening to the warzone outside my door. Go down to my garage and I get killed in my garage upon entry by an asshole with an rpg, thankfully he didn't blow up my cars. I spawn somewhere downtown on top of his blip on the map, but he's still in my garage. He sends me a message from my garage saying he won't kill me anymore, but there's an asshole outside with a tank trying to bring the building down. Tank asshole gets tired and dies and leaves. So I head home in a stolen baller (which gives me a bounty) to store in my garage for later. He kills me again with a shotty, and sends "sorry bro, bounty". Hahahah, rank 107 DuffleBagBoi, your ass is mine now. I play it cool, because I don't know the glitch he's using. I bait him out into the open though, cuz by this time the room had cleared out and it's just the two of us. He's killing a bunch of cops in a convenience store robbery gone horribly wrong, but eventually the numbers are too great and he succumbs to the LSPD. He gets a car (the one that looks like a camaro/challenger) and takes it to the LSC in the center of town, puts a real nice paint job on it too, I guess there were mods as well, but idk. He doesn't have a mic it seems. He makes his way to Ammunation and I make my move. I roll in nice and easy, blowing my horn outside to let him know I'm there. On my way in I drop a present in the passenger seat of his spiffy new ride. You're out in the open now bitch, your ass is mine :-) I stroll in and pick up a few sticky bombs to top off and a couple rounds for la pistola, salute, and head out. See we had been sending messages back and forth, so he's none the wiser of my nefarious plot against his life. I was all like hey man, cool glitch how'd you do that. Blah Blah Blah, pat on the back, good job bro. I was patting him on the back to find the soft spot, because I'm a prick. An evil prick. It goes without saying that his car gets blown to hell with him in it. I got him twice after that with my sniper rifle before I call in a night at 6am est. When I get back to my apartment, I get a message from him saying "I didn't put insurance on the car, you're fucked now, better run I'm coming for you." I replied: "this makes me giggle" and went to bed, watched the nxt ppv. Damn good match from Cesaro and Zayn, best match I've seen in a long time, I wouldn't have minded if he pinned him after the roaring uppercut. Emma has a nice ass, Paige, has a cool submission. Hey there is too cool. *asleep*

I'm not sure I ever was in a race for that long, although it is possible. I think racing is how I ranked up to about lvl 20 or so, still need to win a few more for engine mods. *as far as the network goes, works fine on my kindle, but my 360 has no-sold every sign in attempt.

I still do not have the golf club weapon for online mode

I am at a crossroads right now with the ps4 vs xb1 because of this game. I want the ps4 because it's a better deal, better system, but the xb1 has/will have better games... I spent about 30 minutes this morning looking over gameplay and trailers & stuff on youtube for this game. It looks awesome, and is made by the people that made the good Call of Duty games.

*goddamnit, I fail at typing again. Xbox Live is what that should have said http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00EQNP8F4/ its the actual green card, not the online code

Has anyone ever green screened while playing GTA Online on the 360? Or any other game for that matter. Happened to me last night, I just shut off the box and went to bed. Didn't mean to bail on you Stout, but I've had a migraine for 3 days now, I was hoping to sleep it off to no avail. I had an awesome idea after Stout made the comment of Coveted being a money printing machine. Basically switching back and forth between Coveted and the Diamonds are for Trevor (both on Hard difficulty) missions to make money (Coveted $18k) and gain RP (Diamonds pays out like 4600 rp), for our lower level brethren (myself included) to rank up quickly.

So you are telling me never to play in the Lodge Battle deathmatch with any of you guys ever again. I'll add this, when I played the Lodge battle with you guys, I managed to get up on the roof and got some kills to come close to breaking even. I wasn't about to give away my position though, just saying.

That's Mr. Perfect's kid? Wow, he looks very Asian there.

I hopped on for like 20 minutes today and took an oracle to the pay and spray for a quick 8k. After I left LSC a high priority popped up in the middle of town, so I went off toward it. I suppose the asshole who shot me was waiting and hiding his blip. Long story short, that car never made it to Simeon. Fuck that guy for camping/hiding the green car.

Looks like Skyrim is available today only on xbox 360 for $10, from the dashboard on the 360

Herby is a madman. Coolest European I've ever spoke with. Genuinely a good dude I believe, Also, a complete maniac on a street bike. Yes, I was in there RUkered for the tank asshole you killed and we griefed into being a bitch. Marathon Mission (Coveted is easy as shit on Hard, with tons of RP and a payout of $18k) session last night, my bank roll approves. Anyone else notice that when you first spawn back into the game since the last patch that you are always carrying your total bankroll in cash, and have no money banked? This is me, all the time now, and I have to be very careful to check, so I don't lose what little money I have.

sorry man, been crazy busy with work stuff lately. I've got a couple days off after tonight, but not sure if I'll be on tonight. Last night we had our (post)holiday party at work. Free beer on tap, stumbled through the door at about 3 am and had to leave for work at noon today. I've felt like hammered shit since I woke up, so I will probably go home and pass out. Tomorrow though, at some point, I will be killing shit on gtao. *lucky number post*

^ I will have to check into this

It's fun to drive around in circles and get paid handsomely with cash and rp for it. I made a little better than $50k last night, and that's after paying for the insurance bill on that Adder.

agreed on the flight school from San Andreas. I broke two controllers because of that hell, BUT, like Cristobal said, it made me the GTA pilot I am today, good or bad.

So I went into my Garage last night and found this. Shortly after, as Jstout and I (mostly Jstout, since he was driving the car) were trying to take a care to Simeon's for a payout, the cops destroyed the both of us, going so far as to PIT the car into a place between a parking lot and the road that was completely blocked in, so we couldn't get the car out once we respawned.

I still have that game