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Just to brag about the weather, it's a 71 degrees here in Scottsdale right now and I got a jacket on. Got up to 81 over the weekend.

Who gives a shit if it's 'well written' or 'predictable?' The Rumble is the third biggest show of the year and you want a hot start to WM. What's wrong with calling an audible? Are the NXT kids that micromanaged that they don't know how to do a spot that will make the crowd react? But I've been saying the NXT call ups don't know how to work a crowd anyway. It's late and have to get up a 4. Night boys

Are the people upset with Reigns winning because they knew it was going to happen or are they upset like a spoiled kid who still has to come to terms that Santa ain't real and has to ruin Christmas morning for everyone? And that wrestlingwithtext site has a gif of Nikki's forearm to Nattie. It looks like she punched her in the throat. Ouch. But for someone who is so set on making every knows she's a Hart and a wrestler and all that shit, Nattie can't take a shot to the face. Lol.

I am biased and all, but Nikki doesn't fuck around with that forearm shot? Makes me want to fantasy book her and Wade as the Bullhammers as they go around knocking people out just because they can. Bonnie and Clyde, if you will. Guess the board is gonna have to wait til WM comes and goes to be excited about the product again.

Are you guys really advocating for ECW guys to pop up? There's a goddamn reunion show for those bums way too often. If they were worth a shit, they would already have cozy gigs in the WWE already. ECW was only successful because people love to think Heyman's word was the gospel. What a fucking con man.

I liked Justin too. He was such a troll on Twitter, had a charming smile and I don't know he hair got so long, but it might be the best hair the company has seen since they let Nash grow his hair out of the mullet.

I am more impressed than there's a Nathan got dog shop. We don't have any hot dog shops out here besides Ted's and the Weinershiztel or however you spell it.

I always feel like people talk about Kevin Dunn like he is Mr. Big. Like he's the root of all evil doing in the movie and when it is revealed what he really looks like you're left with the feeling of 'That's it?' Not shocked because you know what he looks like because you're expecting someone more menacing looking.

Wait, the Rumble is this Sunday? Where the hell did the month go?

True story: Mom was at home watching the show and when we were talking about it later she said "JBL looked so happy during that segment!" Grumpy, uninterested JBL is literally one of the worst things about the product right now. But happy to not be watching this shit and actually doing something JBL is awesome.

One last thing about Raw.. JBL being way too happy to treat what's their faces like a couple of job boys might be the happiest he's been since doing the Teddy Long dance.

HHH hates anyone who had a better rookie year in the company than him. Wade was the only guy to get pushed since forever that HHH couldn't leach heat off of. What? You guys have your increasingly shitty theories on why some guys get treated like shit, there's mine.

Did someone really imply that they need those two idiots? Just because you need something to eat doesn't mean you should drive your fat ass to McDonalds to get a greasy as shit burger.

How dare you. Eva's nonchalant bump off the apron gif is one of the better gifs that gets reposted more than it should.

Brock should've squashed Punk like a bug. If it was real life, Brock would just grabbed Punk's head and tossed out of the way. My favorite Brock moment ever is still the opening minute or so into his title match with Eddie. Eddie tried to show he was equal but Brock laughed at him then Eddie said something to him and Brock fucking killed him. I will always think Eddie said 'Fuck you, you motherfucker!!' In Spanish. I wish more smaller guys would tell a big guy to fuck off. Such a wonderful way to get a guy over as tough and that he actually wants to win.

I remember talking to some co-workers about the Cyndi Lauper vs Madonna comparsions. Which, I know both but am clearly too young to remember since I was born in '87. They all agreed that the only reason Cyndi didn't have a better career is because Madonna has the biggest ego on her and that Cyndi was way more talented. But Cyndi's music helped me get through my teenage years, so Cyndi 4 ever <3 That and I think it's safe to say that most people will at least know "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" if they played it. It's always so awkward when they bring back people and there's like absolutely no response to them.

I would love for Cyndi Lauper to get in. She seems like the last person that made the WWF boom in the 80s to get in. I'd argue she was the most important person to be associated with wrestling to never squeeze into spandex with the intention of wrestling a full match. Unless she had a match and I am not aware of anyway. But still, she got the WWE over and is still willing to cut a bitch. Can't get more pro wrestling than that tbh

When is the last time someone got hurt working with? There's Orton but it was his fault for almost breaking his leg on that table..

I do think it's smart to put Reigns back in tag matches. His promos are actively trying to bury him but one superman punch undos half a promo. Or whatever the conversion of 'dead crowd' to 'huge pop' is.

This board refuses to let that fucking goddamn titty master shit die, why would anyone think any other wrestling related sexual rumor or 'humor' get ignored?

At least it's not Alicia Fox. She used to do a flipping leg drop thingy and either fucked up a face or risked puncturing a throat each time she tried it.

Jack Del Rio.

I don't know after watching football all these years I am still confused and amused that terrible coaches can still land a job somewhere in the NFL.

People really going to let their jaded wrestling fan cynicism get in the way of realizing if Savage and Miss Elizabeth were still alive, we'd have a motherfucking The Mega Powers reunion? The show sucked but come on. There is a lot more to gripe about than Hogan on the show.

I think Booker added a lot to the divas title match. For a solid minute he talked about how Paige had a reason for being in the WWE and that reason was to be Divas champion. He didn't make fun of her nor did he bury Nikki to put over Paige. Fuck the people who think he is shit at calling matches. I liked the match a lot too. Wish Paige was more sympathetic because that spot with them fighting over the arm bar was ace. But she's not much of a seller, is she? Nikki is so hossy and I love her and her big ol titties for it. <3