Josh Mann

Yeah, but that means if you have Patterson on the flank running 9s, either Crabtree or Cooper is going to be a nightmare to deal with in the slot.

Seahawks sign Eddie Lacy. BEEFY MOE

The fact that Cooks' whereabouts are going to need to be accounted for at all times makes their underneath game of Gronk, Edelman and whoever else more dangerous than it already was.

Shitcockfuckballs

If your agent loses a negotiation to Bruce Allen, it's probably time to consider firing your agent.

Shit. The half season of Josh McCown is probably in the Top 5.

#BearDownNeckUp

Timmons for 2/12 is perfectly acceptable. He's there as a stopgap and to allow Kiko to move to WLB. He can still run-stuff, and he'll do it with Suh drawing a crowd in front of him.

So the rumored frontrunner for the GM job for Washington FC? Mike Mayock. Phil, you're welcome.

Cameron Jordan, however, is still with the Saints.

Dolphins sign William Hayes. I'm pretty sure because he thinks there's Mermaids off Miami Beach.

The problem is they did the "Superstars riding a roller coaster" poster for Summerslam a few years back, but they needed to keep the coaster they've been using in promos anyway and this was the compromise. Just an educated guess. It's a designer's quandry that happens sometimes.

It's official. Cocky Heat Fans are coming out the grave like it's AMC on a Sunday at 9 pm.

To be fair, Lynch WILL probably overpay on a trade if Wash FC holds out long enough.

Kenny Fucking Stills staying in Miami. 4/32/20. Which is a good choice for him not because of my own bias, but because having to live up to that kind of contract in Philly, who ultimately finished second, is no effing joke.

Sami and Neville need a podcast yesterday.

I feel like this should have been Heyman or Austin inducting Rude. But it's not like the Lord's Name In Vein story or Heyman's Rude impression isn't available on YouTube.

I think you can safely add Shane vs. AJ to the "Not Announced But Likely" list.

Where a kid can be a kid. Doot doot doot.

He looked like Barney The Dinosaur if Barney was in the Russian mob.

That was by far Miz's best Talking Smack appearance, which is saying something. Six years ago, he wasn't ready for Level Cena in spite of being champion. He is now.

The Los Angeles Chargers are allegedly prepared to moneywhip Kenny Stills into a daze. If the rumored number is even close to true, they can have him. I like him, but not THAT much.

Of all of Andrew Bogut's injuries, that was the Andrew Bogutest