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VPW2 has the best flow for tag team matches. You can do an hour broadway and not be pulling punches on the CPU to get them to cooperate. You can manually do doomsday device double teams. The dives are awesome and you can go diagonally. Submissions off. They always suck. Me and Tenryu went through everybody on that game. Fucking great game. ASPW III has the best looking blood. Weird grappling system. Never could get the Tiger suplex from the ramp to the floor to work. My only real gripe with KOC II is the limited and overall shitty head choices. You also have to really pinch the tip to get a solid match from the CPU. The striking is just as exploitable as FPW. Also, there's only one arena that doesn't have slowdown on tag matches. Me and Jun Akiyama still have legendary beef. Multiple appearances, multiple movesets: any game still do that? I could have my main look, then me in Hart Foundation gear with 5MOD and Bulldog stalling suplex, then my faux Super Junior version from SFPWX PREMIUM in 2003. HCTP had insanely robust wrestler appearance options. I remember many moons ago printing out big 5 page detailed coordinates for a Big Boss Man and when I was done it looked fucking amazing. It wasn't ultra limited to keep you from making naked people and other babyproofing bullshit. I played WWF 2022 and the create a wrestler was a sucky ballache. It didn't even let me pick my moves. Gameplay was feeling like a bag o' assholes. A bag of assholes that had gone bad. Like, I'm googling "WWE 2K22 how do i get up". NOT OK. HCTP had Poetry in Motion too. Problem was everybody got so gotdamn good at the reversals that head to head matches was just dudes spinning around 'til one guy lost concentration. I also remember there being a Y2J kick that had high cheese factor. Shit sucks. I ain't wanted to make funny CAWs like Vigo and Brock Sampson in over 15 years. Shit used to be great and you'd be doing 4 player 100 man royal rumbles on No Mercy and some dude's dad would run out and he had legit "AW SHIT" credibility where you don't know what you did but he was really hard to beat. On Fire Pro World I really hate how you have to fuck around manually placing any downloaded wrestlers. Also seems like most shit nowadays requires you to have a bunch of mods first. I don't want to fuck around with it even if it's easy. Just don't care. FP2 on GBA is still the greatest one they did.

Don Frye's 3rd best film.

Okay, this njpwworld billing on the first of the month shit has me scowling at my email in the dark. I had been thoroughly enjoying it since 8/17 but now I feel like this is some gotcha, porno website bullshit. I was planning on keeping the service but now I just feel bitchy and mean-spirited about 8 bucks even though I used to blow 20-30 on old time DVD bootleg sites like puroresudvds and IVP 19 years ago. I don't give a goddamn if there are 30 reddit threads about this explaining to only sign up on the 1st. I just wanted to listen to my radio, get lit to the bone and reconnect with puro. I ain't Silas Stingy but iffin I didn't clutch my coinpurse. Night Flight streaming was also fucky 5 years ago and I'm still holding a grudge. Same deal where service stops immediately at cancellation. Now I'll get back to scrutinizing a portion of Kengo Kimura's œuvre. I've also been loving double arm and side suplexes and every time Riki Choshu does a bodyslam. I also love that video what just came out on youtube compiling Tenryu kicking dudes in the head. Sakuraba in Noah is the drizzlin's. Fujiwara looked better a couple months ago. Fujiwara also didn't wear a t-shirt in the pool. Funaki has Eric Roberts hair. Obligatory "cop shit his pants" reference and we're done.

I have a new fetish.

I don't get how this 1 time payment is going to help all those bartenders and waiters that are fucking broke and pissed right now. They should just come out and do that Miracleman "Come summer, money won't exist... But then, it never did" thing.

At least they don't play the jingle in the store. That would be cruel.

Ha! Joke's on them. You have to be alive to pay a fine.

Dudes on second shift start doin' a bogus "oh I don't feel good" thing thinking they'd get free money and now they're stuck at home until they get tested. Since they were bullshitting they probably can't get tested. Supervisors are looking bedraggled and get hinky if you ask about if people are sick why are we still in this building. I'm still going to have to work on monday. best case scenario is I can beat new doom and die in my sleep at 4:59 am monday morning.

First of all, are those Preacher and American Gods shows any good? Is it just retelling the books? I've just never heard anything about either of them positive or negative. Second, there's a fucking Bloodshot movie? What the fuck. I even liked both the old and new Bloodshot series. Matter o' fact I love most of that old Valiant shit. Now more than then. Geomancer sucks tho'.

It has the best representation of tag team wrestling I've ever played. You can go over an hour and it doesn't require you to pinch th' tip. Use Joe Higuchi for an extra slow count.

That's pretty freaky Inoki. Isn't it cold out in space Inoki?

Doomsday Clock was so far up it's own ass and the art stunk.

Fuck yeah! Seaking!

Dio's opening scream on Mob Rules from Heaven & Hell at Radio City Music Hall.

Been loving this new 5.1 Dukes of Stratosphear blu ray!

I was playing this yesterday and got a pistol with timed payload powers and now bad guys are flying in the air like chairs in the Ghostbusters 2 courtroom scene.

Boneworks is the real deal. I was in for three hours.

So this is finally getting down to where you can just say "why can't sony/xbox just make games for the other platform?" First big guy to break the seal will kill the myth. It's like Sony movies on a JVC VCR. Another way to offset is to only offer digital for opposition consoles.

Beat new star wars game. Pretty good. Didn't like all the narrow passages and sliding parts. It's equivalent to how Spider Man had that game that was good last year. The secrets play out closer to how Arkham Asylum and those newer Tomb Raider games did it. You can plainly see on the map where the hell you've been and what the hell you've not done. 22 hours 93% complete and I'm done. Also, used the Origin access thing and played it on PC. It's just a damn video game. You go around looking for power ups and secrets. You fight mooks and bosses. You do some low level Zelda shit. You upgrade your health and magic. The wookies look like shit. You yell at the TV when some bullshit kills you. I went through the whole game not getting my shit trounced. Then that last boss has some False King Allant power draining grapple. Could've put my fist through a wall. I was bellowing. That's how you tell you're having fun. Bad games get turned off. Good games invite self flagellation. I only took about 6 attempts, but you get deep in like No Mercy triple threat ladder matches blown at the last second. Killed the flow. I sound like I went to a concert. Some of the tertiary darth souls derivations seem bizarrely beholden to. What was the purpose of the "soul recovery" mechanic in this context? Single button mashing QTEs during boss fights just seemed unnecessary. Added nothing. It ain't a slam dunk no brainer like Spidey 2018. It is the type of straight ahead game they just don't make enough of.

I'm waiting for that PC version. I know I won't get spoiled because I still know basically nothing about MGS5. Yes, I still haven't played more than that first 45 minutes all these years later.

I'm loving the streamlined ammo system. Especially now that I've got a goddamned grenade launcher. I've done all the first levels shit and am about to get on my spaceship to leave.

Yeah, on New Vegas I was a sawed off motherfucker but most of the fighting was done by Boone, ED-E and the robot Elvis dog. I mostly remember things like that boomers Volare quest where my science was so high I could just say to use a rubber gasket or some other bullshit. I turned the UI thing off that shows your odds off succeeding speech checks.