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    2024 Joshi Discussion Thread

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    What is the beef between them?  Money?  Who else does Rossy have old bitter beef with?

     

    My tippity top freelancers would be Ryo Mizunami, Momoka Hanazono, Kaho Kobayashi, Sareee and Yuu.  Is Hiroyo Matsumoto actually freelance?

     


    'Course neither Stardom or Marigold has ZONES so they can't truly be the #1 promotion (yet).  She's like R. Crumb's Devil Girl.  Somebody get her some Susan Tyrell DVDs.

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    2024 Joshi Discussion Thread

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    Is Suzu Suzuki going to head that way later or go back to freelancing/Prominence?  Or was it actually confirmed she was leaving?  I'm also glad I don't have to join another streaming service.  Sakuya has been underwhelming everytime I've seen her.  It's like Umesaki where the facepaint gimmick sucks and the regular girl is great.

     

    This also makes Asahi's death even more of a "what could have been".  What a bummer.

     

     

    2024 Joshi Discussion Thread

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    Now obviously the clash of the Divine Kingdom was amazing but I kinda wish Syuri VS. Slamovich was presented in front of a fresher, rejuvenated crowd.  Even God's Eye superfan had to yawn against his will.  Lotta tired ass motherfuckers out there this week.  Me included.  Love AZM's new ring gear.  Laughed my ass off when the ring crew guy took Momo's baseball bat, twice.

     

    I've only watched TJPW since about May last year but I'm pretty sure Raku was never as good as she was on those two Philly shows.  Usually I'm sitting there, kinda stoned, just kinda watching her do her thing in utter bewilderment. I can feel my inner Cornette come to the fore. She ain't Nonoko but at least there seems to be some conceptual continuity recently. The gimmick seems like one of those failed children show hosts from the VHS boom.

    2024 Joshi Discussion Thread

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    TJPW 2/24 HIMAWARI went next level.  She did the Mr. Perfect hop-over neckbreaker.  Dumped Mizuki like some hardcore elementary school recess fight.  Dudes were working their asses off in that semi-final.

    2023 Joshi Puroresu Discussion Thread

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    Midsummer Festival: Okay, I was loving this show from the start.  Ami is a Gori-san fangirl confirmed.  When Dump started coming out I was like "Aw shit this dude is fucking immobile this is going to suck she needs a helper in a mask just to get out there"  Then, she gets in the ring and I am transported to a fantasyland where Kabiki-punk abelitas run roughshod and everything is alright.  I already knew Kyoko Inoue was awesome but all the old ladies seriously brought the COOL.  When Jaguar Yokota is asking if she should join Oedo Tai I'm all whoopin' and a hollering in the middle of nowhere.  She got that local VFW last call sexy voice!

     

    8/26 Nagoya STARdom.  Could this be the perfect show?  I thought 5.20.2023 was magic in a bottle but this was seriously amazing.  Natsuko vs. Tam 

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    My dream 5★Star GP final is Hazuki Vs. Momo but I'll settle for Maika Vs. Suzu Suzuki.

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    2023 Joshi Puroresu Discussion Thread

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    7.13.2023 Tomakomai: QQ VS. QQ.  What a joyous match.  When you got me thinking Amasaki ain't the shits yer doin' something right.  Seriously great stuff.  Dudes should fight more often.  This show also made me fully empathize with my friends who love the Detroit Lions, Cleveland Browns and the Cubbies.  Saya Iida was chopping the shit out of Tam for like a minute.  That one goes in the baby book.

    Final Fantasy Omnibus

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    16 is kinda what I wanted it to be but didn't know how to ask.  It's like the newer Y's games* combat and cinematography with Witcher 2 graphics and Naughty Dog presentation.  Also reminds me of Bayonetta.  Exploration has been lame thus far.  I've only beat the wind lady am I still in the boring opening?  I feel this game resonates with Y's 8, particular with that lame part with the Jack the Ripper shit.  I had heard the Game of Thrones comparisons and while I think it's still hewing closer to Witcher 2 & 3 it is definitely undeniable.  What is really surprising me is how much it feels like Final Fantasy 6.  Like the way the music will come in while people are talking.  My take on the graphics is that it runs like Witcher 2 on a shitty card.  Small area one on one fights have great framerate on performance mode but if it's just you walking around and rotating the camera simultaneously chugs.  Y'also get that shit where you can see distant enemies running at a lower framerate.  I'll tell you it looks great but I won't tell you I don't think it wouldn't look better if it wasn't also not on PC right now.  Maybe that did make sense.  I bought my PS5 at swillmart 'bout a week ago.  This was the game I bought.  I didn't have any major hype and to be quite honest only saw that e3 trailer a couple years ago.  Now I really got my ps5 for Spidey 2 but it also crossed the threshold of 5 games that make me want to buy the console.**

     

    * a series I consider "must play" in this day and age.

    ** new god of war, horizon and Tsushima (kinda same situation as FFXVI where I just don't want to wait for the eventual STEAM release)  I've already played Tsushima up to the second area on ps4 and assume I can transfer my progress.  I bought the first one digital and want to get a disc for the ps5 version. It's a 30 dollar upgrade for me digital so I'm peeping out used copies.  Hell, now the only reason I'd get Ratchet and Clank is if it was a 15 dollar disc version.

      

    2023 Joshi Puroresu Discussion Thread

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    Who ranks higher on the Hyacinth Bucket scale:  Mai Sakurai or Saori Anou?

     

    also Generational struggle 2:  not as good but had better after-match setup. 

    0ver the top rope elimination should henceforth be referred to as the Rossy-finish.

     

    I do have a question.  Was there a stream or way to watch that Kobashi show that had Team 200kg vs Minoru Suzuki and Akiyama?  Follow up;  I know Senjo has a massively staggered release schedule but what about Chihiro and Poi on Sunday?  Will that be on stardom world?  Did that Himeka thing at Wave happen? 

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