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It's Spider-Man, not KroniK or Buff fucking Bagwell.

Too bad Hostage Crisis: Katie Holmes had to go down in order for the rest of us to catch on.

Sony's film division is one of the few profitable divisions of the company which isn't exactly in the greatest shape. Several large shareholders have already called for Sony to sell/spinoff films/TV division. Another one or two underwhelming Spidey films could prompt Sony to selling it back to Marvel so as to not erode the general profitability of the studio (I can't imagine the price going for much under $1B, Spidey is by far the most valuable Marvel IP).

She's awesome.

Cut the guy some slack, his thetan levels were just probably low that day.

RE: Guests, the past year he's had Sir Paul, Tracey Morgan, Ben Stiller, Sarah Silverman, Amy Schumer... Not exactly a roster of just Tan Mom and Highpitch Eric.

O&A can certainly compete regarding the comedy aspect of the 2 shows. But as far as a serious, sitdown interview? It's not even close, Howard smokes everyone.

The companies that make printing presses are certainly going out of business, but newspapers/organizations certainly aren't. People will always be willing to pay for quality information and journalism, the only issue is the medium in which said organizations use to reach readers. (Okay, perhaps papers like the Tulsa Daily and other small-town papers could potentially shut down for good, but brand names like WSJ, NYT, LA Times, Chicago Tribune, USA Today, etc. will ALWAYS have a loyal, paying subscriber base)

Oh HELLS yes.This x 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000. Unfortunate considering ads typically aim for the "swing voter," who 99% of the time decide general elections. (But given the time here, I'm assuming you're talking about a primary election, where the further out you go the greater chance you have of winning. Also ironic considering primary/base voters are the ones most informed about issues, and thus not the ones who need ads to sway their decision-making anyway. See: Cantor, Eric.)

Well played.

How many people did you have to PM requesting they start this thread before Greg agreed?

This is incredibly disappointing considering I would've figured this type of shit had been around since at least the 80s.

You lean right too? Left. Wouldn't that be 3 o'clock?

You lean right too?

Balloon-lifting Kong may be one of the silliest moments from the entire series.

What am I watching right now?

My point exactly.

If you can deal with his hypocrisy, the 3 shows a week, ad nauseum vacations and the fact that since Artie left there is nothing funny about the show. Oh and the how big is your cock crap that was funny never...Other than that, he's great.It's still better than some TV, but he's honestly been eclipsed by Opie and Anthony at this point. Hypocrisy regarding? Sure 3x a week sucks compared to 4 or 5, but it's better than nothing. Guy is 60, been on the air since, what, 1980? 81? Not like he hasn't earned an easier schedule. And of course Artie was great, but I honestly don't believe the quality of the overall show has dropped since his departure. O&A are fine, but you can't complain about cock jokes on Howard when every other line outta Norton's mouth (who I think is hysterical) is about banging some gross hooker on a dirty mattress at 3 in the afternoon.

Just another hard earned accolade that he passed up.

I turned down the Bram Stoker Award! I TURNED IT DOWN! What have you done Offspring?? Nothing! You've done nothing! NOTHING!!!

Nothing says "I'm satisfied with my life" more than demeaning menial labor and being compelled to brag about arbitrary award ceremonies you may or may not have attended on a fucking internet wrestling message board.

Sooooo..... we're NOT on ignore?

I like your style. If I have a daughter, her first words are gonna be "Home school."

Feel sorry for her with not being able to have a first boyfriend til 25 and all that.

The floral patterns are throwing her street cred askew.