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I never knew tipping furniture delivery people was expected. The guys who brought our new bed must have thought I was a real cheap dickhead.

When Joe had the cross face locked on i thought I heard a faint Benoit chant but it ended quickly so I wasn't certain.

Well I loved this show. Joe/Nak delivered a much better match this go round that felt like a big deal. Mickie James looked great and I loved the post match diss by the increasingly arrogant Asuka. Tag title match was as good as id hoped going in. Opener and TM61/AoP were solid. Great show as usual by the NXT crew.

Wait Vince McMahon or Russo? Because if McMahon that's really awful and if Russo it's just par for the course for the inane garbage he spouts.

During my college days my cousin, two of our mutual friends and I would meet up for lunch every Wednesday somewhere off campus. One of those friends didn't believe in tipping. "Why should I pay you extra for doing your job?" Of course we explained to him that waiters don't make shit and count on tipping for the vast majority of their pay. "Oh well, not my problem." It really made me dislike the guy because he was such a dick about it. Nice guy in most other ways but really weird on the tipping issue. So of course the rest of us would feel compelled to over tip to make up for him. The funny part is that after school he moved back home and delivered pizzas for a bit. I fell out of touch with him but he told my cousin he now tips 40% standard because "Now I know what its like when people stiff you."

Yes reportedly out of tomorrow's PPV with some type of ongoing neck problem. Really hoping it's not too serious as Becky is awesome and id love her to have a long run as Smackdown's women's ace.

Did ol' Punker get the first E in free turned into a wedding tatt?

Did you happen to get on the bad side of a forgetful warlock?

Now that's the face of someone you give a farting gimmick.

Perhaps I am just too young and innocent for the world of grappling but I remember reading that Key was short for Kilo and he was a coke dealer and being all "oh...I never would have put that together."

No dirtsheet reported that.

I was 12 so Backlund was a fossil and Diesel was a cool badass. I was fucking delighted when he sent went that Howdy Doodie wannabe packing.

Don't worry about where she gets her appetite so long as you're in the kitchen serving up the meal baby wooooo!

I wanted Harper to be the Hound to Braun's Mountain and for WWE to give us that battle before George RR Martin does. So anytime in the next 10-15 years should do it.

My Mom raved about it, which usually means I'll hate it. Surprisingly it was very good. I'll keep tuning in.

It has Skittles on the side. Someone ate a few.

I wore a pair of ill fitting dress shoes to a wedding on Saturday. I very rarely wear dress shoes as I work in an environment where sneakers are acceptable, so every few months when I wear these shoes I say to myself "buy a new pair and toss these" and of course each time I forget. So I was stuck in these shoes Saturday for about 12 hours and they created a blister the size of a walnut on the side of my left foot. I've had blisters before but never something this size. It's enormous and makes wearing shoes of any kind almost impossible. I'm probably going to have to drain it before work today. So short version fuck this blister fuck my shoes and fuck me for not getting new shoes in time

Accusations of shitposting are the hardest accusations to wash away so let us all attempt to be absolutely certain that shitpostery is afoot before pointing fingers. Hey why's everyone pointing at me?

It's strange because I hated ZSJ's opening round match in the CWC and I feel like a lot of the criticism of him here is justified but I still kinda like him. I'd only seen him a few times before that and I felt the same way then. There's something there in his look and style that's really compelling to me and sort of overcomes the negatives? I don't know I probably need to see him more before I can fully articulate my feelings. I guess I kinda feel like a year in NXT could probably turn him into something really special and a potential main event star.

Today in the car my nearly three year old told me "Daddy me love you with alllll my heart." I was beaming at his sweet little sentiment. About a minute later he said "Me love Curious George with alllll my heart!" and the impact was lessened.

I heard Miz replaced a chinless jobber so I fast forwarded to the main event but Dean was still wrestling. WTF?

Keller is reporting the 18-49 demo, IE the one seen as most important to advertisers.

Fun game, ask Feinstein a question that would be answered by a number (How many shoot interviews has Necro done?) on Facebook or Twitter. Whatever his reply say "Haha I'll pretend you said 18" and see how quickly he blocks you. Never gets old.

I like Mauro but the puns and references feel so forced. I prefer his Japanese wrestler name-dropping to the pop culture stuff. Otunga is growing on me. He's so earnest and straightforward that you just sigh and say "yeah that's super obvious David...but good point."

WWF brought in Spellbinder from USWA and called him Phantasmo? Phantasio? He appeared on one episode of Superstars. I told my Dad about it and when he never showed up on WWF tv again my Dad was sure I made it up. Those WCW all nighters were great. They were my first exposure to lots of great matches I'd missed as a young fan. Had those on VHS up until a few years ago when I finally did a tape purge.