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A.J. Brown has to be the best receiver in the league when it comes to catching the ball between multiple defenders and somehow making the exact right move to not be touched by any of them.

The Browns offense is going to be a problem, especially when they're starting a 5th round rookie. The Browns defense has actually played well, but punk ass Lamar Jackson keeps doing Lamar Jackson things. I've seen him throw 3 balls that didn't make any sense, but somehow landed perfectly in his receiver's hands. That touchdown was triple covered, but the only person who could get a hand on it was Mark Andrews.

Man, fuck Lamar Jackson.

The Vikings were legitimately one of the luckiest teams of all time last year. They won 13 games while not really being good at anything other than having Justin Jefferson on their team. They probably aren't as bad as they are playing so far this year, but they weren't going to keep getting away with the nonsense they got away with last season. Denver was legitimately good on defense last year, and they are looking not just bad this year, but historically awful.

You know what is a dumb rule? The no face guarding rule. We're asking a whole lot for someone to have to cover a guy who can run 20+ miles per hour, and then turn around and find a ball that may or may not be coming to knock it down. If the quarterback throws it and hits you in the back of the head, you somehow did a bad job.

Zach Wilson sucks, but it isn't his fault he's in this position. I 100% agree that we don't have to keep kicking him while he's down. Kirk Cousins, being Kirk Cousins on the other hand deserves all the ridicule. He's just good enough to get your hopes up, but just bad enough that he's going to kick your expectations in the nuts every time.

No, she was hired by Mel Tucker as a subject matter expert, to explain the pitfalls his players need to avoid in regards to sexual misconduct. I would like to dramatize the entire court case... Michigan State's lawyer: Ms. Tracy, how do you know Mr. Tucker? Brenda Tracy: He hired me a a subject matter expert to talk to his team about sexual misconduct. Lawyer: In your expert opinion, is jerking it on the phone with a a female employee/contracted expert sexual misconduct? Tracy: Yes Lawyer: I rest my case your honor. End scene He does not have a leg to stand on here, you cannot under any circumstances jerk off on the phone with someone you hired. If you get caught, you will get fired. This is the single easiest rule to follow. There are literally billions of other women you can potentially jerk off when talking to, just none that are under 18 and, no one in your family, and/or none you have hired. Everyone else is negotiable as long as they consent. Those 3 exceptions aren't OK even if they consent, you will face consequences. No one is in your side. You can argue all you want, but ain't nobody listening.

He plans to file a wrongful termination suit because he definitely wants to go through discovery when he already admitted to jerking it while on the phone with the sexual harassment expert.

Do you remember when BET did the New Edition movie and it was surprisingly good? They need to do a Womack family movie. If I ran the network, this shit would have been done long ass time ago.

Is Stevie still performing? I feel like the absolute best possible option is Stevie Wonder. He's the greatest living musician, and we need to just be giving him his flowers for the rest of his life.

Sounds sane to me.

Shape of You is a banger. Ed Sheeran is not my cup of tea, but I get it. I think Janet Jackson is better at everything Madonna ever attempted, but I also think Madonna has some great songs. The Spice Girls made some fun pop nonsense, but I get it. Coldplay made love songs for people with low self esteem, which is a larger audience than we acknowledge. Taylor Swift makes music that is just straight, middle of the road, average. It isn't that it's bad, but feel like it is music that kind of just disregards the possibility of excellence. In a world where we all have access to all the music in the world, I don't understand how she rose to the top.

I'm going to say something controversial, and i hope this is a safe space. I do not understand the Taylor Swift thing at all. There has not been a single second of her career where I haven't thought that this has been an elaborate prank that is designed to confuse the hell or of me. I have friends that love her and I've tried to ask what I'm missing and they just say something like, "I don't know, it's just fun." And it just makes me more confused. Nothing about her or her music is bad, but I also can't point at anything better than pretty good. She's like Eli Manning, where I would never think about her but then someone acts like she should be in the hall of fame and I have no clue what the fuck anyone is talking about.

How old is the youngest person who knows who David Copperfield is? I'm setting the over/under at 35.

Fuck that. Usher has a 30 year career full of bangers, he's the perfect choice for a Super Bowl halftime.

If your quarterback has received a second contract, he probably costs too much to get rid of in the middle of the season. If your quarterback doesn't cost too much, nobody wants that bum. Thus, the Jets.

Honestly, I think NAGA is to remind people of MAGA. Otherwise, I have no clue.

I would like to remind everyone that the last "Native American" the team brought out in support of the old name was a white dude who's nickname was Chief. Also remember that "having Indian In your family," is something almost every American says with absolutely no evidence of this Native American ancestry. This has been my public service announcement reminding people that in a country with over 300,000,000 people, you can get 12,000 to support damn near anything.

Kirk Cousins would be the best quarterback of my lifetime if he finished the season without sending a picture of his dick to a reporter.

Browns fan here, I can tell you exactly how the entire Baker thing goes. Baker Mayfield is an average ass quarterback. Do not confuse this with the overwhelmingly average quarterback like Kirk Cousins, Derek Carr, or Jared Goff, those guys have the decency to be somewhere between the 12th and 20th best quarterback week in and week out. Baker is an average ass quarterback, which is a quarterback who might be good to great one week and complete and utter dogshit the next week. It doesn't really matter who the opponent is, he wouldn't do something like play good against bad teams and bad against good teams, that would be overwhelmingly average. He wants to surprise you. You go into a game with Baker Mayfield under the center and you might get to the end of the game thinking he might be an all-pro, but sometimes you wonder if he should even be in the league. Many of you may remember me calling Baker Mayfield "Baker Vergara" pretty early in his career, because I thought he looked like a giant bust. That's why I understand the Browns fans who still have an affinity towards Baker. When you have been down for a while, we've all been intrigued by something young and busty. I've learned though, you can't let someone keep disappointing you because they are young and exciting, it will only end in heartbreak. I'd prefer not to rebound with a sexual offender, but I'm glad to be out of the Baker business nonetheless.

Did Lane lose to a guy who was named head coach straight off of television? I don't think he did, therefore Lane>McDaniels.

This should not be terrifying for every other team in the league.

Randy Savage. Flying Elbow Drop.

I also feel like we all just assumed the Cardinals would be the worst team in the league, and while they aren't good they've been competitive every single week. The Bears, the Jets, the Bengals, the Steelers, and the Panthers, have all been worse.

I have to say, Geno throws a great ball, too bad his tight end just dropped a pin point perfect pass.