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BobbyWhioux

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  1. The cocktease of moving the Rams back to LA yet out of the NFC West so that the traditional 49ers/Rams SF vs LA rivalry somehow becomes even deader than it was is so consistent with what I expect from the NFL it has an illusory quality of making actual sense. Especially since teams shifting conferences would be completely superfluous/unnecessary in the Rams & Chargers to LA scenario.
  2. I want to believe the other two team market is more civilized or at least self aware enough to dial it back when both teams are garbage but I imagine Jets fan and Giants fan interaction is somehow just as bad.
  3. Ugh, two 49ers vs. Raiders games per season. No Fucking Thanks. The local pissing contest betwixt fans is tiresome enough as it is (and yes, in classic Battered Spouse Syndrome fashion, most Raider fans in Northern California would continue to support the team that left town on them now twice in this scenario). As much as I'd like to claim it was Ray Rice, or all the other Above The Law shit these guys pull, or the concussions, or even the growing sense that it's actually a work that most put me off to football, it's really just having to live in a two team market and listen to the pathetic, earnestly delivered tribal behavior from the "rival" fan bases (done even with both teams suck, which for much of recent history has been the case). There were parking lot stabbings at the fucking PRESEASON GAME, which Jed York and Amy Trask at the time fortunately then decided to cancel. Honestly the Raiders leaving again wouldn't bother me so much except that you just know they are "coincidentally" going to start winning again when they're in L.A.
  4. Nobody mutilated the english language as beautifully as The Physical Phemonomon Scott Steiner. It's as true in print as it is aurally.
  5. Okay, what's the story here? I need to know. Plans to recycle Shawn Stasiak's gimmick?
  6. Really, he's worth it just to have him running around with your face and/or brand logo airbrushed onto his jacket. VISUAL IMPRESSIONS
  7. It's funny how easily I've gotten into the frame of mind of basically writing off 2015 already as just one big year-long extended spring training for 2016. The A's, meanwhile... that's not going to be pretty. Pre-emptive blow up to begin a new rebuild after the Lester gambit failed. Well at least the stadium is n.....oh, fuck.
  8. As a youngun, I often wondered Hogan -- ostensibly a championship wrestler -- only ever seemed to "punch and kick a guy in the head" (to quote Bobby The Brain during I believe Wrestlemania 8) I think those armbars answer my long-standing question. He's got a really awkward Figure 4 too, which you can see in the Arn Anderson Wrestler Of The Day thread during that match I clamor for so much. [i suppose I should get around to watching stuff from Japan and/or when Hogan was really young and moved a lot better.]
  9. Considering Al worshipped speed in much the same way Vince worships muscleheads, Wrestlemania and the WWE would look very different. Al gave minorities a break way ahead of the curve, too. Ergo: "KOFI IS A GREAT WORLD CHAMPION. GET OVER IT."
  10. Well see, yeah, I was thinking Seabass could be Orton's special guest corner man and they could do a thing where they both kick someone for the finish. But even then its a Punt when Orton does it so I'd just end up missing Shane Lechler even more.
  11. For Mania? For page 18. Though I wouldn't mind if... ...damn, can't even think of the most apropos Raider to make a Wrestlemania cameo. Feel free to finish the joke yourselves.
  12. It's like a glimpse into the melting pot of my Id: Fake Fightin' and Vidya Games
  13. Brie Bella repackaged as a Stan Hansen impersonator vs Nikki Bella repackaged as a Terry Funk impersonator. Hair vs Hair blowoff match.
  14. This should be DVDVR's all purpose "warning" picture. I couldn't choose between "Will You Stop?" and "I'm Gonna Have You Taken Out Of Here In A Minute!" Now I don't have to.
  15. Of course, during the NWO angle he'd be hanging out silently in the rafters as Escrow Steve...
  16. If I could approximate Regal's "...WTF?" face I would so overuse it.
  17. If Sting had dropped "Sting" and started going by Steve Borden I don't think it would have hurt him any. That's not the same as saying its equal/better, but I think it sounds workable.
  18. ANYWAY we have concrete evidence that Steve Austin's real name would work just fine as a wrestler name.
  19. Hopefully it wouldn't have any sort of Christmas theme.
  20. It would also do disproportionately well among the dwindling demographic of people who go out to (also dwindling) Adult Theaters instead of watching/downloading their porn at home. Bruno would then insist he was the best porn star ever.
  21. I ran out of likes hours ago. I need more likes.
  22. They are perfectly booked heels.
  23. Tony Romo out, Pete Carrol in: Or to fit what is now our theme in this thread: "Keep going for it, Ric! Eventually you'll hit that top rope move!"
  24. ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS TAG ME, BRET CALL A PLUNGE, PETE
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