Red is Dead

No. Just some god-awful puns.

and people went out swimming in it...fecking Irish.

That would be, in essence, the joke...

Edge is taking to retirement well...turning into Olaf the stout

And I am officially the father of five year old. How in the ever loving fuck did that happen? Warranty is now void, so I guess we'll have to keep her.

Finally finished Tales from the borderlands - catching up on the list of shame. Enjoyed Vaughn's arc the most, even though he wasnt on ep 4 at all. I have a fond hope that Rhys's corpse is going to be found in the early running of BL3, and his echo eye is still there...

Month or so - but if you hold on until the christmas period, pwg typically run a 5 for $40 deal, with the latest bola being added around christmas/boxing day. at least, they did last year.

et la troisieme. With the dijak vs lee 5 snowflake effort...

And night two...

First day of her pre-school, when she was 11 months old...i felt a bit teary eyed, as she didnt cope. This time around - she was fucking away, mate. Not even looking back with a "bye dad". That school wont know what hit it.

So, the inevitable first day of school post. First days nerves? ^clickable....first days nerves? NOT A FUCKING BIT OF IT. And to ease the parents into the first day without tears or issues, the teachers had this playing while we entered with the kids. Yeah, this place is gonna be alright for the family.

BOLA Weekend! GLEE!

WWE Network cuts affecting legends house now as well?

Depends on if brock wins or not, probably.

May change my name to mongolian dragon backbreaker at this rate...

Redefines fish-hooking someone.

The last ep reveal - HELL YES

How you could just hire one?!?

Doing it for Dewey tournament. Hayes got sent RIGHT up... =- and I DO DECLAYAH...Renee <3

Aw man, Corbin's sad stomach is going to be even more sad now...

I'm finding Toru vs Omega more entertaining than I possibly should. Yes, it's not a classic by the standards of the G1, but I'm cackling like a loon at work...

They're both insane for that, especially given what happened not 30 seconds earlier with the slip and Naito's near demise.

So...Mrs red and I both work - and as C has officially "graduated"* from nursery, she has also officially left nursery. Which means six weeks of us leaning on people to look after her while we work. So far, so good. My family have been incredible in looking after her. Even, to my surprise, my old man. It's his first turn today. He's 62, recently retired, 11 handicap golfer and professional alcohol drinker. AND he hasn't looked after a dependant since my sister and I left the family house back in 2004. And even then we were mid 20's. So at 0745 he rocked up, looking slightly nervous. C can be a handful; she's a 4 year old girl. For those who have never had the pleasure of entertaining a 4 year old girls, they CAN and WILL change their mind about anything at the drop of a hat. They can and will take the sturdies at anything. But also she's a four year old who has discovered sport. Swimming, gym, cricket (loved watching the women's world cup, ecstatic that england won) and, surprisingly, golf. So, imagine her surprise when daddy brought out a 7 iron and putter (in hot pink, no less) which were suitable for a 4 year old to wield. Imagine pop's surprise when he didnt know they were going to the driving range. I think they're going to be alright. He'll be knackered by 5pm and probably asleep in front of the ryder cup replays. She'll be terrorising his girlfriend. And I'll be the cool dad. Win win win. *now knows which end of the sandpit not to piss in.

I do not recommend watching that last one first thing on a monday morning without any coffee inside you.

so the kingdom hearts three toy story reveal was pretty sweet. Now holding out for an avengers/marvel level and a star wars level. And then I'll be done. It's looking really good though.