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  1. Blake and Murphy could pop in for a main roster match on Main Event
  2. I may have just gotten really into the idea of the champ being a monster that only shows up for special occasions, but I feel like I've already seen Seth Rollins, World Heavyweight Champion too much. He should be busy being the biggest celebrity of all time, not wrestling matches on Raw against rookies and getting into fights with Kane. Seconded on Harper, and even Rowan being the guys in Big Show and Kane's spot. It's not even that Big Show is crazy boring now (he is). He's accomplished so much and now he's a glorified jobber. It's like he moved to TNA Impact without leaving the company. Just let the guy retire, or be a dominant monster team with Mark Henry. Kalisto's 'lucha' chant was great in the indys, I think people hate it because Sin Cara keeps fucking it up. Are there enough teams for a tournament? The tag division needs a good #1 Contenders Tournament.
  3. I don't want the tag champs to ever develop personalities, or for me to ever remember their names. I just want their gimmick to Ann from Arrested Development that is also great at wrestling.
  4. The only cure for a monster that escaped it's cage... is a different cage that is also a machine
  5. I'll be at the 4-18 tapings. So pumped. This show is just stupidly good and fun. "I wrestle so that I can AVENGE THE DEATH OF MY PARENTS." God yes. I want the beast in the cage to be Mascarita Sagrada Negro. Or Bad Luck Fale. Either/or.
  6. This segues into Sheamus becoming involved in HHH's next WM entrance so when HHH takes off his skull costume/hammer/etc, he hands them to Sheamus who says, "I am sworn to carry your burdens." Let's face it, the only way Hunter can top himself now is if a dragon is involved at WM32. Also dudes dressed like monks singing the Dovahkiin theme. [i especially want this because my copy of Skyrim has had the Macho Man Dragons mod installed since almost the start] "I used to be a main eventer like you. Then I took a surgery to the neck."
  7. I love every bit of that stupid match. "Who was that?" It's so good. It satisfies every base wrestling fan need, because somewhere deep down in all of us is a redneck middle schooler that is like 'man ya'll but if DX and the Hardys AND CM Punk done teamed up?!'
  8. With Sheamus' new look and DBry's current haircut, I want their feud to center over who gets to become the Thane of Whiterun.
  9. I want this version of Big E to just start reminding dudes that he wants a 5 count.
  10. But they don't come across as badasses IMO despite Big E being Big E. The gimmick has no cultural anima like the Usos or the Lucha Dragons or Tony Atlas / Rocky Johnson and it and does not provoke like the Rodney Mack White Boy Challenge did. The New Day gimmick is kinda just there. I wouldn't even mind the New Day gimmick if we had gotten two minutes of promo explaining why they were doing what they were doing. I'm not looking for much. "Hi we're Big E, Kofi Kingston, and Xavier Woods and one day we noticed that all of us clap in one way or another in our entrances and ring taunts and we thought 'why not just clap even more as a unit? and now it's a New Day.' I'll take it. Just give me SOMETHING. How about "creative had nothing else for us and it was this or get released. We picked this and were able to see a new day...and we like clapping...and we like pastel colors." Xavier Woods, alone in the locker room. "I wish I had friends." Kofi Kingston, several lockers down: "No one seems to like clapping as much as I do." Big. E, several more lockers down: "What am I gonna do with all of this Easter blue fabric? Joann Fabric doesn't do returns after 30 days!" *the three slowly look up and at each other* Xavier: Oh my god.
  11. But they don't come across as badasses IMO despite Big E being Big E. The gimmick has no cultural anima like the Usos or the Lucha Dragons or Tony Atlas / Rocky Johnson and it and does not provoke like the Rodney Mack White Boy Challenge did. The New Day gimmick is kinda just there. I wouldn't even mind the New Day gimmick if we had gotten two minutes of promo explaining why they were doing what they were doing. I'm not looking for much. "Hi we're Big E, Kofi Kingston, and Xavier Woods and one day we noticed that all of us clap in one way or another in our entrances and ring taunts and we thought 'why not just clap even more as a unit? and now it's a New Day.' I'll take it. Just give me SOMETHING.
  12. Damn I feel bad for New Day. They could have been over as hell if they could have at least had a promo when they debuted. Just Xavier Woods saying "Kofi is a high flying veteran and Big E is a god damn freight train and that's why we're all teaming up." Something. Anything. Instead they just got rolled out as the worst shuck and jive happy clappy and everyone instantly shit on it. That said, I really enjoyed that 8 man tag. Cesaro and Kidd, who are confusingly not named the Brass Ring Generals are aces, and THE ASCENSION has a nice 'Orient Express/Beverly Brothers' late 80's/early 90's spot where you're like 'oh these guys are nobodies but I'm happy to watch the Steiners mow them down for a few minutes.'
  13. Kofi B. Koko the Funk Doctor might be my new favorite wrestler: The Three Black Characters In All Of Wrestling
  14. I'd kind of love for D-Bry to issue an open IC challenge and for Mizdow to answer, let them have a great match that gets ruined by Miz. It's the right crowd for it.
  15. So he looked like he's looked since his match with Hogan at Starrcade?
  16. My favorite thing about Mania was Daniel Bryan ending a match with a Ninja Scroll spot.
  17. Please explain what made this the best show of all-time and why this should be anywhere within my top 100 shows ever. It had one great match with a questionable finish, and a bunch of "moments", including one that made no sense multiple ways and one that went too long. It also had a battle royale that seemed to exist only to make internet fans mad. Posting response meme's is no defense of your point. If I'm gonna say a show is the best ever, I'm gonna defend it and I'm going to compare it with oher shows I thought were great. I don't even think it's the best show in the last few months from WWE and the Tokyo Dome was 100 times better. I'm right with you, but I just popped in to remind everyone that feline aids is the number one killer of domestic cats. Great. Have your pets spayed or neutered folks and maybe some opinions without details with them. This thread is 22 pages of people explaining why they really liked this show, so I'm not sure what else you want. I'm sorry no one feels like giving your NUH UH the war it deserves. The last dome show was super cool too. So was the last NXT show. Last night's Mania was also super cool. It's ok to like things.
  18. Please explain what made this the best show of all-time and why this should be anywhere within my top 100 shows ever. It had one great match with a questionable finish, and a bunch of "moments", including one that made no sense multiple ways and one that went too long. It also had a battle royale that seemed to exist only to make internet fans mad. Posting response meme's is no defense of your point. If I'm gonna say a show is the best ever, I'm gonna defend it. I don't even think it's the best show in the last few months from WWE and the Tokyo Dome was 100 times better. k
  19. Watched Mania with a ton of people who don't watch wrestling and it was the god damn worst. Any other PPV and I will gladly hold your hand and explain why people climb the ladder slowly because audience reaction and story telling. At Mania though? Goawaygoawaygoaway. The show was pretty great. I don't really understand what happens with our MAIN EVENT MIDCARD TITLES now that the WWE World Heavyweight Champion will be on every show and at every house show... Honestly, I hope they keep his defenses for the big 4 events and maintain champ Rollins as a special attraction and not involve him in constant angles because it's a winning formula with Berrrrrrrrawk Lesnar. Rusev is so, so good and I was excited to see Cena do a new move so that everyone can point it out as a reason for voting Cena in March Madness next year. Lana cosplaying as Miss Bianca from The Rescuers was tremendous and I really hope they aren't broken up. Is it weird that I want Randy to find a partner and chase Cesaro and Kidd? Every now and then it's nice to be the one guy in the room that says he likes Orton before the Orton match starts, and that dude was ON POINT last night. I can't think of a better WCW tribute than have Sting's match be an overbooked mess. Lesnar and Reigns was fantastic. Now can you imagine that match if Roman's build hadn't been so god damn terrible? The director that handled the camera pan from Rock to the Rousey reveal deserves a god damn raise. Brilliant stuff.
  20. ULTIMO LUCHA Nothing can prepare the world for the LU/AAA/NJPW Supercard I've already decided in my heart that this will be.
  21. The only Mania moment I really want to see is for AJ to snag a mic when they start during CM PUNK during her match and yell at the Bay Area to start chanting the right name.
  22. Which chapter is 'gives up and chases the IC title again?'
  23. That makes us the heels according to the Ten Commandments, brother.
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