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I don't even like Brody but the green background moves so I kept it.

For the Expo fans.

I used up my 1 Rasslin show per month budget on Destiny bringing in British Strong Style but this should be crazy go nuts if it even happens.

I've never stopped watching for a long period of time but I remember the first time I felt really uncomfortable about wrestling was when I was 15 and Steve Austin (a face) stunned Stacy Keibler (another face) because she didn't like beer. Made no sense and felt even more gross considering Austin was just a little over a year removed from his arrest.

No kidding. All we need is for everyone to turn on Gregg and we're fully back in 2013.

"Hey John! Daniel got cleared! You can have an opponent at Wrestlemania!" *remembers Summerslam 2013* "Uhhhh, thats great! But I'm sure the Undertaker will answer any day now." I just want Bryan vs Goldust.

Or just swap out "Moolah Memorial" with "Rougeau Brothers" and make the trophy a set of golden mini US flags.

How great would it have been if Cena had ran out, tossed Anderson for the final elimination and just proclaimed himself to be Braun's partner? I guess I'll take stupid Cena vs Taker instead.

I just hope whomever put the hidden camera in the women's locker room is quickly caught and dealt with.

Today I discovered that this existed: Terry Funk can choose whatever goddamn burger he wants.

Matt would leave Bray in the lake too long and we'd get Husky Harris.

The story was Vince took the Doomsday Device but Hawk barely touched him with the clothesline and a few guys caught Vince on the way down. Neidhart said that the Hart Foundation would have the balls to do their finish properly and Bret drunkenly agreed while thinking "What the fuck did I just say?" so when Jim picked Vince up in a big bear hug, Bret realized he had to do it in front of the boys after agreeing and gave him a shoot running clothesline. They were sprawled out on the floor then Vince slurred "You owe me a drink, Hitman." and they continued the night. The night ended with Davey Boy carrying Vince on his shoulders looking for a place to powerslam him and then everyone getting stoned and pissing on Ric Flair's hotel bed.

Primo will be 10 years on the main roster if he makes it to August. That's kind of shocking.

Taker had a better trampoline.

Well of course Dennis Stamp isn't booked, he's dead.

Rusev has a trampoline?

Arquette inducts Jarrett.

Laurinaitis already did when Vince told him to sign Hogan.

Weakest show of the reboot by far but still really good. Andrews-Tozawa was good, it just seemed like it took them a bit to get some chemistry going. Andrews winning was a surprise and they had some good stuff towards the end to make it more interesting. Nice to see the crowd into the "AH!" chant. Wish Tozawa won but I like Andrews. Really happy for Buddy Murphy. I was just thinking the other day how he is another guy in NXT who keeps getting passed by for the indy signings despite a ton of talent and how he might never make it out of NXT but now he's coming up and from the vibe of his promo video and the fact that he's facing Daivari, he looks like he'll be a featured guy on 205. Gulak-Nese was great storytelling with Nese seemingly out more for revenge than to move on and Gulak totally snapping. Him smacking the shit out of Nese was great and gives me hope for future matches against or teaming with Oney Lorcan. Great finish. I kind of hope they keep Drew as the dorky politician outside the ring but I can see him having a revelation of "I just remembered I can do that whenever I want so I'm forcing you fuckers to see the light." which is totally fine by me. I hope Gallagher's "proper" gear is an old timey swimsuit style singlet. Or a singlet with a suit airbrushed on it.

This should have been the rebuttal:

All that needed was a quick follow up segment of Braun walking away backstage with the camera then panning to reveal a beaten up orchestra, bodies and instruments strewn everywhere.

She Bop. I'm not very good at this.

Not liking spousal abuse= snowflake stuff I liked you better when you were just TNA apologist guy.

Wasn't Sid talking to Hall and Nash? Technically one man does have half the brain of two men.