Sex Machine Gun
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10 hours ago, Dolfan in NYC said:
Enjoy your week, and if you live in the US, your long weekend*.
(*Not you South Carolina.)
It's Arizona that didn't observe MLK Day for years, not South Carolina. Gotta stick up for my home state when someone makes us sound even worse than we are.
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3 hours ago, hammerva said:
You would think some of the male wrestling fans who would watch would get a clue but yeah don't hold your breath. I mean the Anna Jay and Ruby Soho one should be played AT live AEW shows just for the reactions
You know, I've never been compelled to seek out where wrestlers are staying. Only one time after a 2001 WWF house show (first WWF/WCW match ever as the main event was Taker/Kane v.s. DDP/Awesome) did I try and hang around in the lobby of the hotel that was across the parking lot of the arena. I felt dumb and weird after about ten minutes so I left. Still never happened to bump into any wrestlers I knew about already. I imagine it's harder now since the guys aren't mostly all meatslab mountains like back in the day.
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24 minutes ago, Curt McGirt said:
Just... why? That's such a random and obscure reference to make. It's like calling him "a quarter of a Big Daddy" or something.
I guess it was in relation to Brodie King's beefy body type? I haven't the foggiest since Morishima weighed more than Brodie I thought.
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1 hour ago, Curt McGirt said:
At one point, I think in the King/Garcia match, Kelly referenced someone weighing "half of Morishima"? Is my hearing worse than ever now or did anyone else hear something like that?
No, you certainly heard that about Garcia.
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Lethal! Briscoe! WHO IS THE JOBBIEST JOBBER IN THE TOURNAMENT
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"Say, that was pretty good, Toni Storm's done a total 180 since six months ago! Please don't fuck this up."
(Riho arrives)
"THIS IS WHY I DON'T GET EXCITED"
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Something I haven't seen mentioned yet: Has WWE started... *trying* with their PPV sets again?
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Fucking deal with it. I'm so hyped right now.
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Isn't the whole point of pro wrestling to make everything look painful and legitimate? There have been countless worked injuries across every promotion all over the planet to either take someone off the road for a while or to set up a return later in a match, so why is Danielson acting like he had a broken jaw/cheekbone/eye socket any different?
I *did* get a chuckle out of Claudio demanding a bottle of water to help Danielson because nothing heals a broken jaw like... pouring water on it?
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On 9/28/2023 at 12:55 PM, Infinit said:
Looks like their will be some sort of scheduling quirk for Rampage in November. AEW just announced new dates:
Nov 22 Dynamite only in Chicago
Nov 25 Rampage/Collision in Pittsburgh.
Will be interesting to see when this Rampage gets aired.
Stop running Chicago so much! Let them breathe!
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8 hours ago, odessasteps said:
Yeah, but Rock has hardly worked any matches in the last two decades. He's up there but his bump card isn't necessarily.
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First Jade match where I was going "damn, this is actually pretty fuckin' good" while watching the highlights (the last seven minutes of the match) on YouTube this morning. If WWE can teach her how to work, give her those oh so vital reps, absolute megastar who's doing the media rounds when they have WrestleMania or SummerSlam next year.
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I know it's meant to look like Lakers font, but the STATE of that Full Gear logo.
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1 hour ago, zendragon said:
War Pigs | Ted Kirkpatrick | Tourniquet (bandcamp.com)
Who wants to hear Chris Jericho sing Warpigs?
No one.
Grand Slam, "2nd Set?" This is their third time running the place, how is it considered the second set?
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I've never watched one of these press conferences but I'm sure as shit watching this one.
EDIT: Also, we got two big bangs of carny tonight between Saraya's family and Jericho getting his band a payday for one verse.
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"Fuck you horse, I'll kick your ass!"
A man to be emulated.
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On 8/16/2023 at 7:52 AM, Dolfan in NYC said:
Post your favorite Lacey Evans moments!
(laceygettingintothering.gif)
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Who knew Leatherface was such a Kurt Angle fan.
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How did no one mention "My Way" and X-7?
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On 7/21/2023 at 10:05 AM, Octopus said:
Username checks out, my friend
Sorry, I don't dig people who don't look or work remotely credible in any context.
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12 hours ago, Octopus said:
damn it. Wrong thread…. Uh….. Evil Uno or Dr Luther?
I'll take chalmydia.
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12 hours ago, Dolfan in NYC said:
This weekend in "Rhea Ripley is a (CAPITAL M) Menace"
And thus was created a memory that will be... used by that man forevermore.
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Those have been around for a while and while the idea of a bigger Slim Jim would seem appealing, there's no real SNAP~ because the meat/covering ratio is thrown off.
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47 minutes ago, Dolphman 3000 said:
WWE at least had the agents keep their own books at shows to record the results/gate/agent reports. And then Vince and Patterson had their booking "bible" where they would have 12-18 months of storylines mapped out ahead of time. Collect all those things together and you'd have a hell of a book, but I have a feeling you'd only be able to do it for select years. Cornette was only an agent from I think 96-98, and who knows if anyone else kept their agent books.
So "Rise of Stone Cold and the Attitude Era" would be possible
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Oh yeah I forgot about this - I had this and it had a chronological timeline of the entire year along with some match results - it was great!
Poor Lex, on an annual collection magazine cover wearing a Nitro Crew shirt.
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Royal Rumble XXXVII - 1/27/2024
in WWE PROGRAMMING
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Haven't seen or heard anyone throw this out despite how long the Rumble's been the next big show, but I think Jade Cargill shows up as a surprise Women's Rumble entrant and gets a Diesel run for a while. Nia eliminates her somehow cheaply but boom, got a big star in time for Mania season.