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The whole night is all about Brock vs Lashley. That's all.

Damn you, REPO MAAAAAAANN!!!!

That did look distinctly similar, as I just watched Blood and Guts the other day. Yeah, it did look like it happened like that on purpose.

Hell yes! Bring on Ass Boys vs Asshausen! But the three Gunns must first wreack havoc together for a bit more!

Not Conan O'Brian?!?

Yeah, had fun watching that dumpsterfire just starting last evening at work and had no idea how fast it would escalate once I went to bed. Saw a chance for a punchline, and went for it!

Far from it, but PURE evil, I assure you! Just the other day, he convinced a moderator of a recently popular subreddit, that a live TV interview with real mainstream news outlet would be a fantastic idea. As it turns out, nope! One should be very wary of inviting evil such as that into their presence!

PAC hasn't always been superhero, but he has been pretty much superhuman all along. "King of the Cruiserweights" and "The Man who's Parents forgot to get Married" isn't exactly superHERO material, but if you are looking for a slayer of just about anything, demons included, I'm sure PAC's your guy!

Finally, some service!

That cutter by Sammy, tho! Crazy opener! Wow! Layla Hirsch vs Ivy Nile is quickly becoming another unattainable dream match for me. Apparently, I'm one of the many co-TNT Champions now. Just like with Cody, previously, Sammy, you don't even know me! Stop pandering. 2.0. really get to do stuff, but here, they had no chance. Will this lead to the end of Inner Circle, finally? It is a bit odd that Wardlow was willing to powerbomb Punk on that chair at the behest of people who snubbed him on his birthday, but I'd think that was the last time he'll agree to it. Duelling promos were good. PAC&Penta vs Black & King? Don't mind if I do! And make it a double! C'mon Cole, did you have to DRAG Danhausen into this?!? Great main event, excellent show!

OMG I was mad at him when I saw that weasely tag to Nikolai at age 10! Then later on, he pins Bret in a lucky but smart lifting the shoulder on a German Suplex spot and I was about to lose my shit!

Been on quite the binge of AEW's best (well, TV stuff) yesterday and this morning. Including, but not limited to: Cody vs Malakai Black (twice), Miro vs Allin, Blood and Guts, Omega vs Danielson, PAC vs OC, Mox vs Nagata, MJF vs Pillman, Danielson vs Dustin, Kingston vs Archer and so on. Probably already worth the 75 euros I plunked down for it. Still tons and tons of stuff to see and new stuff coming each week. Good times! Sidenote: There's an awful disconnect going on with a couple of theme songs here! How in the fuck could anyone ever boo someone with "Battle Cry" as theme and OTOH cheer some one with "Wild Thing"? Stop abusing Mox with that lame-ass shit!

"Fuck you! You're a very large wrestling company that hates itself!"

People in 2003 timeline are rejoicing, while people in 2015 timeline are jumping off buildings. Either way, this comes as a shock to them. "Well, that turned out differently than I thought!"

TIL I really haven't experienced actual depression...

Who's gonna tell her? Not me!

Yeah, I'll be missing this week's workouts due to a flu (COVID test came back negative, thankfully). Missing two days of work means catching up on AEW stuff as much as possible and letting my right trap recover properly. Damn, that was a stubborn one! It's pretty much fine now, but it was sore af for at least 5 days!

I've yet to see any AEW PPV's aside from the original All In, so most of AEW's best stuff is still unseen to me. This is a journey of discovery as I'm only two-three weeks into my FITE subscription. I remember reading about WALTER vs Allin back when it was new-ish. ...and @John from Cincinnati at least that one angle with Cody and Jericho looked amazing!

I'll try and find those too, then!

This is great! Good for them! This almost as great as the tweet I read about someone re-applying for the job they got fired from, getting the job and then quitting when they desperately needed her! Now THAT'S a FU, right there!

Since I have no clear place to put these, I'll just leave them lying around here, but yesterday I watched some more earlier AEW stuff. Rampage with Andrade-PAC I and Best of AEW 2019 special. PAC-Andrade was very similar to their second match other than the ending. Really wild, but very similar. Kenny vs PAC was amazing and Kenny's theme "Battle Cry" is one of the most awesome things ever! Mox vs Allin was just insane and the first Allin match I have seen, that actually let him live up to the hype, so far. Cody vs Sammy was good and it's nice to see that one in order to compare it to their later matches together. Cody&friends vs Inner Circle in the VIP box angle was awesome! Today, I figured I'd watch Blood and Guts as well as Cody vs Brodie Lee matches and the Malakai Black saga.

This is one of those "Why not BOTH"-moments, isn't it?

Well, it looks like he cut it out of his diet too late, in that case.

You know, if Cage is indeed on his way out, they could have him put Wardlow over soon after his actual turn happens, if they can still get Cage to show up for that!

It's Fade to Black, dammit! But this is like a participation trophy question, anyway!