Jimmy Trump

Survivor Series '93 would like a word with you.

Australian, Mate.

No, it's the WRONG date. It's still the 4th, not the 5th.

(Wrong date in the thread title.)

To be accurate he called Mickie a "CRASS BITCH!" with full Vince growl voice. I don't know if that was a condemnation or commendation really.

Steve's wife might have something to say about that... but if the walking talking human sleaze thread Hannibal inferred it, it couldn't be sensationalized.

I can't be the only one that hoped The Street Profits being out there for that tag match was going to lead to a heel turn and a New Nation with Lashley & MVP. (And Bianca) Maybe call it BLM - Bobby Lashley Matters. That faction would rule.

It was a competition for an Impact contract.

Hakim Zane won it and became Rohit Raju of the Desi Hit Squad.

Impact Motown Showdown from Belleville, MI this past Sunday 12/8. https://www.twitch.tv/impactwrestling/video/518994093 Elgin vs. Cage starts around 2:22 and is an AWESOME hoss battle. What a match. Hard for Sami & Rhino to follow.

"marketing pig vaginas to children" - Really? Your outrage is a bit of a stretch here, pal. I see a seam on a plush toy of a (male) character. You see Mr. McMahon doing his growl voice in a boardroom somewhere - NO NO NO HUSKUS NEEDS A HUGE GASH! I WANT CLEAR FEMALE GENITALIA HERE PEOPLE, WE NEED TO MARKET PIG VAGINAS TO CHILDREN, GOD DAMMIT BECAUSE WE ARE ARBITRARILY EEEEVIILLL AND WE WILL GET AWAY WITH IT TOO, MUAAAHAHAAHAHAAAA!!!

Rudy Charles.

The head of hair on Corbin is simply preposterous...

Can't believe the King of Jorts has been overlooked this whole thread. Shame on all of you. The passing of the Jorts Torch... Bonus points for an Owen Jorts appearance...

Well technically it's Party City.

I was foolish enough to get my hopes up that this would be a Heyman era episode and different than say Raw X, Raw Homecoming, Raw Family Reunion (2006), Raw 15th, Raw 800, Raw 17, Raw 900, Old School Raw (2010), WWE All Star Night, Raw 1000, Raw 20th, Old School Raw (2013), Old School Raw (2014), Raw 1100, Raw Reunion 2015, Raw 23, Raw 1200, Raw 25, and Raw 1300, (Yes, I googled that list) - But no, Raw Reunion (2019) was just another miserable display of uninspired, uncreative, paint-by-number, lather, rinse, repeat meaningless booking that makes no use of the creative capital and credibility of the countless legends brought in to help the current roster or product heading into SummerSlam. Ron Simmons walked in on a backstage promo and said DAMN?!?! Really? WHO THOUGHT OF THAT??? Ric Flair come out in his saggy diaper pants and acted like he is still a Playboy? CLASSIC! Hulk Hogan cut those same 3 promo lines he has been fucking up for the last 5 years? I don't know, what should I do when Raw Reunion runs wild on me? Did Raw Reunion just run wild on me? What does that even mean? Finish the night with a Beer Bash... GENIUS!!! Those random 4 legends backing off Sami Zayn was PATHETIC and nonsensical. The party in the back literally consisted of Jimmy Hart standing in a corner with his megaphone talking to a random Diva. Also, promos where they are shot tight so you can't see who is being talked to or who just walked into the set until the big pan over to reveal, SO played out. Even the G-D Bullet Club/DX/Clique crossover was already a rehash from Raw 25 just over a year ago! Total letdown... same old shit. Regret wasting 3 hours of my life on it.

The best of Impact/TNA...

Ambrose' falling through the ropes rebound lariat is what totally turned me off of his WWE run. Probably my biggest in-ring pet peeve second only to Baron Corbin sliding under the bottom rope and running around the corner to slide back in roughly 3 times every g-d match.

Successful cash-in by Brock this Monday leading to Seth's rematch and a title change for the Saudis?

Spoilered for size/quantity - Here are all the rest...

Of all things, the complete inconsistency of the ridiculously bloated roster(s) & call-ups this year. - Call up Lacey Evans, Nikki Cross, Sullivan, EC3, and Heavy Machinery around the Rumble to have them appear on both brands with nothing really to do for months on end. - Top 2 Women on Smackdown roster in Raw Women's title feud for 2 months leading upto Mania killing Asuka and the Smackdown Women's division in the process. - Arbitrary call-ups of Ricochet, Black, Gargano, & Ciampa, only to retract Gargano when Ciampa got hurt, and then Ricochet and Black being a tag-team for no good reason other than they were called up at the same time... and feuding for tag belts on BOTH brands AND NXT going into Mania. - 2019 Superstar Shake-Up which was too much of a clusterf**k to even detail here, but clearly not knowing who is going where, switching people back and forth for 2 weeks of TV. - Wild Card Rule... need I say more?

Functional Money in the Bank Bluetooth Boom Box Briefcases coming to WWEShop soon let’s hope!