Super Ape
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Just another step in Sesame Street's long-standing tradition of making skits out of shows kids that age have no business watching.Miami Mice FTW.
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Dude, I'd love to pick this guy's brain. And maybe suggest he try and land Albert Brooks. I'm happy to know he's still active, and yes, his podcast is awesome.
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Yeah, TT is solid gold. Gods bless June, still working like that at age 95.
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I'm curious as to which teams you follow.As for Phillies fans vs. Eagles fans, I've been to several Phils games and I worked at Lincoln Financial Field for a season. I'd gladly take a hundred Phillies games than one Eagles game ever again (or really any event at the Linc other than the Army/Navy Game) because of the reasons you and Raziel have stated. I like Philly sports, but I hate it's fans.I follow the Cards for baseball because my mom moved to MO when I was a kid and Ozzie Smith did backflips. I follow Cleveland sports for the rest because that is where I grew up. The Indians are just a distant second to the Cards. You poor son of a bitch. At least you're not the abomination to God that is the Philly-area Cowboys fan.
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Got my license at age 27. Having a kid kind of made it a necessity.
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Listened to the Steve Blum and June Foray episodes of Talkin' Toons. Just amazing stuff, especially Blum talking about his journey to prominence. My wish list of people for this show is Frank Welker and Albert Brooks, if he hasn't been on already.
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Ya lost me, dude. Also, good to have you back on here, man.
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Q: What do Jonathan Papelbon and Rev. Billy Graham have in common? A: They can both make a stadium full of people shout "JESUS CHRIST!" at the same time.
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I'm curious as to which teams you follow.As for Phillies fans vs. Eagles fans, I've been to several Phils games and I worked at Lincoln Financial Field for a season. I'd gladly take a hundred Phillies games than one Eagles game ever again (or really any event at the Linc other than the Army/Navy Game) because of the reasons you and Raziel have stated. I like Philly sports, but I hate it's fans.
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You're one of the most upright dudes on this or any forum on the Net. You know we're here for you, hoss.
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Also, I'm no good at strategizing for fantasy soccer. Anyone have any solid resources for research and strategy I can do in the next two weeks, or am I better off just reading up on summer transfers and BBC articles?
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Got to Wily's fortress in Mega Man 9 after all these years. Fuck you, magma beams. And especially fuck stage 2 for me running out of weapons and it being so damn hard without a place to farm for power-ups like the part in stage 1 with the floating eye things after killing the dragon.
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Be well, Natural. Pulling for your mother.
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GET READY TO GO UP THE DOOP CHUTE~!
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WHAT I'VE LISTENED TO SO FAR: -Steve Austin Show is as good as everyone says. I listened to part one of the DDP interview today. I could listen to Page telling stories all day, he just has this charisma that engulfs anyone who listens. No wonder his yoga system is so successful. -Wits is funny. Caught myself chuckling a few times at the Michael Ian Black episode. Will probably listen to the Patton Oswalt one tomorrow and laugh my ass off. -Nerd Poker is godly. -Loving the Bugle. I'll probably do some listening over the weekend, 'cause I want to dive into the Talkin' Toons and Greg Proops podcasts sooooooo bad.
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Maybe you shouldn't have opened your yap, because now everyone knows you're part of the reason it's "time to blow up the Phillies."
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BEST and WORST matches you've seen live?
Super Ape replied to Biz Smarkie's topic in The PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING
Best was Shawn Michaels/Mankind at Mind Games. DQ finish aside, it was the first time Foley's potential as a main eventer shined through since touching down on the WWF, and HBK's flying super kick is still the coolest thing I've ever seen live. Don't really have a worst. -
I once worked at Lincoln Financial Center during a Kenny Chesney concert, and at one point had a line of over a thousand people waiting to get in because I was the only white ticket taker at the gate. This is probably the only case in human history where one could use the "it could've been anyone" defense and get away with it.
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I'm waiting with baited breath for the day "The Best Worst Movie" documentary about Troll 2 is on Netflix. The fact that there's a cult that goes to showings and does Rocky Horror-type shit AND EVEN HAS THE ACTORS FROM THE MOVIE THERE warms my heart. I remember a clip with the dad from that movie re-enacting the "You can't piss on hospitality, I WON'T ALLOW IT~!" line and it was hilarious.
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What are the WORST films you have seen?
Super Ape replied to Niners Fan in CT's topic in MOVIES & TV
I like Broken Flowers. Bill Murray being himself visiting all his ex-girlfriends trying to find out which one gave birth to the son he never met. Great Ethiopian jazz soundtrack, great nudity, and a great Jeffrey Wright performance. The ending is kinda off-putting at first, then kinda grows on you when you think about it. That's just it. Here's my thought process throughout the movie. [Progress through the movie] Me: Ah, Bill Murray being Bill Murray, good stuff. I want a house like that.t [When he meets that kid.] Me: This is cute and charming. [Kid runs away, Homer Murray drives past in a car, Bill Murray stands in one place like a dipshit, fin.] Me: What. That's it. That's it? THAT'S IT?! *GODZILLA ROAR, levels small town* -
Let's just call this season a wash, huh?
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I recall the Euro fantasy league having both a standard and H2H format going on at the same time. Is that out of the realm of possibility for fantasy EPL?
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What are the WORST films you have seen?
Super Ape replied to Niners Fan in CT's topic in MOVIES & TV
BROKEN FUCKING FLOWERS. I love Bill Murray, but Jim Jarmusch is just such a pretentious twat that I wanted to break everything in a ten-mile radius after that ending. -
Fuck you, Super Ape's knees, and fuck you Super Ape's fat ass for making said knees hurt. I know I need to lose weight, but it's hard to move around without wondering if you'll need replacements by year's end.
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Fuck you Netflix for losing Father Ted on streaming (though I guess you're making up for it with Peep Show). Fuck you $150/month cable bill. Fuck you Jim Jarmusch, and fuck the ending to Broken Flowers. Pretentious hipster bullshit. Fuck you Fox, just because. Fuck you Tyler Perry, again, just because. Fuck you, Jamie Kennedy. You're the least likeable person in standup comedy, a field teeming with the likes of Carlos Mencia, Daniel Tosh, and Russell Brand. Fuck you, my 12th grade history teacher, for making us watch Pearl Harbor. I still haven't forgiven you.