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The ironic thing is that statement, and the signature underneath it. You want Brock to be winning..but it's the other way.

I'm posting this here because I honestly don't know where else to put it. But i had an interesting thought cross my twisted brain today: Could an indie fed present itself as theater, and file as a non profit 501©3 organization? Not sure what good it would do the company, but in essence, I was curious about it and thought I'd post it to ya'lls.

Highlight of the show lmao. Loved that, always pop for Vintage as it is but Vintage..... VINTAGE! Randy Orton was greatness. Scrolling back up to check cracked me up, funny stuff. Summer Rae with that accolade might as well be Human Centepede 3: Advanced Configuration. Also, is it me or is that Crossface reference to Cesaro's move be the first non silenced mention to Benoit since he lost his shit?

There's not a single of those screen caps that couldn't benefit from a Brazzers logo.

I liked the idea of the TV series bridging the movies. Always thought that would be the best way to tell the back story and minutiae, while giving the epic shit the attention and scope it deserved.

I'd take Timothy Olyphant. He's got the tall, rangy look that Roland is supposed to have. He might be a little old for the part but seeing Paul Rudd in Ant Man makes me think he'd make a good Eddie. Maybe if they aged the character from being in his early 20's to mid-30's. I'd take Josh Brolin or Olyphant. I don't think Viggo has the legs to do another LOTR type epic series. Wishful thinking has me wanting Daniel Day Lewis as Roland. Actually after watching the shit out of Mr. Robot, I really wanna see Rami Malek play Eddie Dean, and I'd take Zoe Saldana as Susannah.

Instead of starting a new thread, I'll throw it in here. So they're kicking off the Dark Tower withThe Gunslinger on 1/13/17, directed by Nikolaj Arcel who also directed the swedish version of Girl With The Dragon Tattoo. He's also writing the screenplay. I'm with this. Now let's see who they cast. Who do you guys got? My wish list is unobtainable, but solid, with either Josh Brolin or Daniel Day Lewis as Roland and maybe a completely hulking, off his tits John Goodman as Cort.

The only way this works is if they give the URN back to the dead man, and he manages to open it, only to hear Roddy's bagpipes and a holographic Tupac version of Roddy returns a la Sanchez in Highlander 2, and utterly beats the shit out of Brock. But that's the just the feels talking. I don't want Roddy to be gone.

I made this my facebook cover. He had the BEST shit eating grin. Ambrose is a close second, and has plenty enough time to tie..but for now..this.

Yeah man, I gotta say, Dusty dancing around to Moves Like Jagger just instantly skyrocket's the song's credibility in my book. I can only imagine how gold that is.

I found this last week at random in a best buy. Until I can personally deliver it into Cody or Dustin's hands, it's gonna stay with me. I won't lie, when I came upon it out of nowhere, I shed a couple tears.

That was quick.. http://shop.wwe.com/on/demandware.store/Sites-wwe-Site/default/mProduct-Show?pid=W09731&dwvar_W09731_color=black&start=1&q=samoa+joe#.VV1C6kbDFzx

His pep talk will be in great pep talk montages to come, that's for sure.

I will risk the banhammer for the following statement: Lou Thesz v. Verne Gagne IS pro wrestling, motherfucker. End of argument, statement, and debate. Raquisat In Pace, Verne. Ya did good.

He's streaky. His 2011 run was fantastic (granted he spent it feuding with Christian and Mark Henry for a big chunk of the year, so that helps) His WWE title run that kicked off this whole Authority thing was fascinating in that he kept having great tv matches, and then failing to deliver on ppv. But he's stale, his act is even more rooted in place than Cena's, and crowds massively stopped giving a shit about him during that last big title run, and only started to again when Rollins took him out and he missed 4 months. He had really fun runs with Sheamus and Barrett too where they just beat the shit out of each other. His biggest problem to me essentially is that the lazy shitty writers in creative think that "THE APEX PREDATOR THE VIPUH!" sells itself and haven't given him anything remotely interesting to do or say since he was still the Legend Killer... I think Vince left a LOT of money on the table and not run with the whole Vine thing, and having the build up to Orton's return be random RKO OUTTA NOWHERE!! in public. or backstage, or something. They could've teased his return that way and the crowd would've been going out of their minds. It's a damn shame.

Wyatt's promo:

I really didn't have a problem with it. Bryan didn't win it, so the other guy who should've did. The first hour or so was good, the title match was a MOTY front runner with an elbow that looked better than anything Punk ever did and would've made Savage proud, and we had a cameo with the Rock to cap things off. I thought it was a fun show.

The Rumble in pictures: Why people got pissed: Why people forgot: What Vince was doing in the back: What Bubba/Bully Ray was doing in the back: What Trips was doing in the back: What people are doing to the network: What the Superstars are doing with their night off: What Ryback is eating right now:

So when did Pitbull become the drummer for a country band?

I liked Gymkata before it was cool:

Stumbled onto this article the other day, and it's..man. It breaks my heart a little bit, what he's going through. http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2267803-from-wrestling-legend-to-double-amputee-kamala-keeps-fighting

We're starting to get into philosophical territory. How many elbows did Dusty give Flair? How many times did Flair put Steamboat in the figure four? How many elbows did Macho Man drop? More than there are grains of sand on a beach, my friend. Dust. Wind. Dude.

I think HBK was a four cheese guy, but Trips wanted Pepperoni. Needed the extra protein. (No pun intended)

Everyone in the company from Vince down to merch has to have eaten a Stunner at least once during their career.

That shit would be cool, but we would need Randy to explain why in a 25 minute promo at the beginning of each RAW, otherwise he is RKOing people just for the sake of RKOing people. Positively Orton Vintage Orton, even.