SirFozzie

Wrestling as poetry in motion: a slow-mo of Pac's springboard somersault to the floor against Okada https://twitter.com/m4rvelgirl/status/1782202739495141813

2nd to Dean~!, I'm afraid.

Was also referring to the Heat fans chanting "We want Boston" during the end of the play-in game.

Well, the heat fans wanted Boston.. they got Boston. Right upside their head.

Random "Old guy" thought: I was telling one of my friends I saw something about Helldivers 2 coming to game pass (he had been looking to trade with someone for a copy on PS5), and I originally said "you can play on Steam/Xbox with mouse and keypad or joystick" and then had to correct myself to controller. I guess you can't call em joysticks any more when A) the main movement thing is a keypad or thumbstick rather then an upright stick and B) they have more then 2 buttons

AEW seems to do the wild-hate-brawl so much better (maybe because the WWE style seems more, I dunno.. coregraphed. But that just might be my opinion

Orange Cassidy "Had the pulp beaten out of him last week by Trent Baretta, now available in Frozen Concentrate"

wish it was true But seriously, this is the best possible setup for the Celtics. The 76ers with Embiid are on the other half of the draw, as is the Bucks, and either the Bulls or a very damaged Heat will be the first round opponent. Of course, watch them "do the imploding all over the place" (tm Special1TV).

Zion's out for the playoffs. He'll definitely miss the last chance playin game, and even if they win "will be evaluated in the coming WEEKS" (emphasis mine) for hamstring issue.

Zion go boom (and then Zion go boom)

One of the best games in rugby history: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-crm54CN40

RIP Akebono

In a way, it's too bad that Reigns didn't win. It would have been the "Declined to Fall, Roman Empire"

I have to look up Thunderbolt Patterson, all I knew of him was trying to extort more money out of Ann Gunkel (during the Battle of Georgia), and when that failed and he tried to physically confront her, Gunkel's friend pulled a gun on him.

2 out of three ain't bad. Too bad it's the third

New record for high batsman score at Lord's.. 335 not out in a county championship game. https://www.bbc.com/sport/cricket/68749184 I always thought that if someone is on an innings like this, they should let them bat as long as they want, with the innings declared afterwards, and time added on to make up for the time lost. what could they have got? 500?

https://twitter.com/NBAPR/status/1776308928864731628 76ers fined $100,000 for listing Embiid as out and then he played Tuesday. The league noted in their message that they are repeat offenders of abusing the injury report. I propose two extra sets of sanctions 1) They are disqualified from the Postseason, because it's illegal to have a 1 team play a team that good as the 8 seed. (Yes, I am a Celtics fan, why do you ask?) failing that.. 2) The 76ers are stripped of a first round pick for being a repeat offender, and Joel Embiid is suspended for 1/4th the season for being generally aware of his true health status and letting the 76ers list him as out. (Yes, I am a bitter New England Patriots fan who thinks Rodger Goodell is a po-faced, clown-nosed jerkface who was tired of the Patriots winning, and still have that opinion when the Patriots are no longer relevant, why do you ask?)

I joked in discord chat that the main needed a man in a karate gi with a barbed wire c-clamp to come out and start stabbing folks, straight out of "STOP THE MATSUNAGA~!"

from the reaction in the chat, I will be picking this one up when my disability check comes in next week. Pro Wrestling, Motherfuckers. #1 and the best. Simultaneously art and brutality

Manchester United now hold a Premier League Record, being "The latest lead in a game they would go on to lose", as they were up 9:17 into second half stoppage time, only to see two Chelsea goals in 80 seconds give Chelsea the win.

Takeshita Me On, by A-ha and the Callis Family.

Oh god, that's great. There better be at least three Big Guy POUNCES that send the little guys ass over teakettle (or preferably, into the third row)

Actually, they already neutered the squib kick as well. Any non-onside kick that lands outside the 20 yard line is ruled down and the ball moved out to the 40. https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/39813751/everything-know-nfl-hybrid-kickoff-rule-change If Belichick was coaching, he would shed a tear at this loophole being closed.

I'm not surprised a Jets player made a casual anti-semitic comment on a livestreamed interview. I am surprised it wasn't their QB, however. Now, I don't think it was truly "anti-semitic", but even casually saying to an interviewer that "Y'all (Jews) run the world" is a bad look

I'm going to bring the Sauce Gardner thing to a different thread, but I just saw this about what the changes to the kickoff rule mean: "While this rule likely means the death of the onside kick, there is a rule allowing onside kicks to be attempted in the fourth quarter. A team trailing in the fourth quarter is allowed to attempt one, though they have to announce their intentions before the play. The current onside kick rules apply from that point forward." Actually, that gives me another pause. it will be even more impossible to recover an onside kick if the other team is allowed to put all even players within 10-15 yards of the kicking line. Does that mean you can "SAY" you're going for an onside kick and then kick it deep?