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The Royal Rumble is on January 28th at the Wells Fargo in Philadelphia. I feel it would be interesting for us to predict a winner of the Rumble match itself, before any direct television build to it has begun. While it is still a month away. So let's say you have until the end of December to make a prediction for the winner in this thread. Thanks for participating I'm interested to read your predictions. Who is going to the main event at Wrestlemania?? (Also a reminder don't listen to Meltzer's Sunday WOL the day of the Rumble. Last year he gave the finish away right before the show. I love Meltzer but that was awful.)

@OSJ congrats on the thirty years sober. That is awesome. As for my jokes from the book I realize that supply is greater than demand so I'm just calling the book a failed venture. Thanks for the honest opinions.

That Kayfabe Commentaries man is the worst. Nothing clever to add here. He is the absolute worst.

I started eating right and exercising a few weeks ago. I lost 15 pounds so far. No more red meat. No more sugary junk. I'm somehow happier eating romaine lettuce than I was eating donuts.

2 rings will make this show unique enough. The roof thing doesn't bother me at all. I am excited to see what the NXT women do with 2 rings. Also, Lars should squash Ohno in 5 minutes if they want to build him up the right way. Lars should start a Goldberg streak at this show.

My fantasy Survivor Series team is Prince Albert, A-Train, Tensai, Sweet T, and Giant Bernard.

Anyone else think the Blugeon Bros debut at Survivor Series and screw the New Day or the Uso's? Also Uso's vs Shamus and Claudio will rule if given time.

@curt that 5 pack is amazing. The Meltzer Cornette bonus commentary is quite enjoyable.

Me? Sorry if i offended you, not my intention.

Water ice or italian water ice is surely somthing you've heard of. It's a popular desert in philly. Anyway thanks for the critiques. More DUDs tomorrow for sure!

Dolphins are just educated fish who haven't fell into the tuna net yet The easiest way to make water ice is to force a snowman to drink cherry juice and then murder him. A squirrel is just a rabbit with a meth problem. The difference between a koala bear and a teddy bear is a bad eucalyptis habit. David Bowie could set off gaydar up to 50 miles away. The difference between a professional golfer and a professional disc golfer is a wife and kids. If you ever want to end the American opiod epidemic, just put hashish wax in Milky Way bars. NRA members like pistols more than rifles because they are easier to fit up each others assholes. The coast guard are just boat cops trying to steal your weed. Amsterdam is just stoned Germany. and a bonus: I'm not worried about the tigers escaping from the zoo. I'm worried about the clowns escaping from the circus.

10 more: Truck-nuts are not a substitute for actual testicles. Telemarketing is just phone sex where a masochist calls you. DB Cooper was just an ambitious crack addict who went to parachute school. Mike Tyson can knock you out with one punch. So can Bill Cosby. VR porn is like gluing degenerate sex to your eyeballs. I'm starting to think that some of those rap stars drinking lean do not really have a severe cough and cold problem. If the Queen of England was a bigger tax sponge she would have to live in a pineapple under the sea. Scorpions are just spiders who go to the gym and watch a lot of MMA. Owls are just crows who have spent time in bird prison. If science cross breeds the mountain gorilla and the bonobo it will have the perfect rape machine.

#4 won me over @cristobal

Today's 10: North Korea has been working on a way to destroy the Gangnam Style song for years. No progress has been made. A rude drunk is a problem. A polite drunk is a Canadian. Marijauna cures cancer in much the same way whisky cures dry mouth. If you are feeling blue you need a friend. If you are feeling purple then that friend slipped you LSD. Lager is a beer that already tasted like vomit so you don't have to bother throwing it up. If you see a flyer for a Tom Petty Concert, don't go. It's just Tom Petty trying to steal your weed! The difference between a doorman and a polite guy is a job. The difference between getting a ride and getting a taxi is 25 dollars. At 18 you can vote. At 21 you can drink. I think 35 is when you can smoke crack cocaine. Food stamps are the Pirate Bay of grocery stores.

I suspect most WWE Network subscribers will do what I do, which is subscribe only from Rumble to Mania. There are other ways to watch PPVs online of course. WWE's biggest problem is they are so afraid to create new stars after being burned by past stars. They never get behind a wrestler enough to make the secondary shows seem important. But this has been said a million times already. I hope the entire 10 man tag is just about making Braun look unstoppable, to really build a star.

10 more for your consideration: Do you enjoy clubbing? ...why would you do that to a baby seal? JFK was a poor pasta chef, he lost half his noodles. What's black and white and red all over? ...a bludgeoned panda bear. Prove to me that the Pyramids are not just half buried cubes. A little table salt will make food taste good. A little bath salts will make faces taste good. Hooray for American science! Elton John wrote "Goodbye Englands rose" about Princess Diana. All of his other songs were about sex with dudes. Cancer was caused by too much smoking. AIDS was caused by too much sex. The next great disease will be caused by too much porn. Smoking a cigarette is like performing oral sex on a running car's tailpipe and paying 8 dollars for the experience. If anyone tells you that you have a small penis, tell them you know a way they can make it grow larger. The ice cream truck is a great invention. If only it had a way to make more annoying sounds.

So I wrote a book of 250 jokes that no one wanted to publish so I present to all of DVDR 10 jokes a day: 1% of all canned tuna is Sea World employees who fell in the dolphin tank. If anyone makes you pay to use a toilet, pour a bottle of laundry deterdent in with your pee. When your doctor asks for a stool sample, ask him if it's for business or pleasure. What if mimes are just clowns who have been raped into silence? If a man has hairy palms he is a masterbator. If he has hairy palms and no dick he is a werewolf. The statue of David is just a naked dude who looked at Medusa. I quit the proctology business. Every customer was an asshole. You are the kind of reader who goes to the sperm bank and asks for a "medium to go." Why does no one see George Washington' s ghost? Because he's got a lot of explaining to do about hemp and slavery. I'm starting to believe Bill Cosby was Michael Jackson's doctor.

I think this is the last week. So when I say that my week won't be the same im just lamenting the loss of it prematurely I guess.

Well the LAW is gone and my week without Pollock, Ting and Agnew is not the same. This sucks. What a travesty.

Djarum Black is the perfect choice for late 90's smokers who want to smell like a baked Christmas ham all year long.

New Day vs The Club for the pre show would make me happy. Being the hosts of upupdowndown is reason enough for Gallows to proclaim them as nerds.

Shield vs Uso's will steal the show. No way Miz and Corbin happens. . It was so weird the way Angle just came out and said what the matches will be, without the usual build and such. I like where this is going. Bacterial infection saves the day!

@България завинаги I'm so glad to meet the only other person in the world that still watches Main Event!

Miz Bar Miztourage vs Shield and Good Brothers is what i'd like for Survivor Series.

First Aries then Neville. 205Live is cursed. Neville was an amazing champ. It was odd when he lost the belt to Tozawa and then won it back right away. I'm interested to hear more news as it comes out. I guess Neville goes back to Dragon Gate if he really is gone from WWE.