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Put both of these together and now I can't stop imagining a resin diorama of that special moment, complete with Vince's wide-eyed shock and Pat's look of amazement and longing.

Late to the party but November Rain, Chocolate Rain and Mad World were also awesome. I guess this is as good a place as any to mention my maybe irrational hate for Piano Man. I know it's based on Joel's real-life experiences but "we're all sad sack losers and your piano playing is the only thing good in our miserable lives" is so narcissistic and pretentious.

Oh he's included. If you press the button, he stammers, "uuuhhh, just don't hurt her, okay?"

Petrol has me on ignore

Rock N Roll Express/Jimmy Valiant glass coffee table playset.

If he's wrestling Hero, I may need to end my self-imposed moratorium on trips to the east side of Baltimore County. I'd better work on reclaiming my lost Baltimore accent to fit in. Or just hit myself in the head with a hammer 5-6 times.

After Broken Matt trounces Brother Nero, will he make pancakes for him?

Patera/Saito/Waukesha Wisconsin police department playset, sponsored by McDonald's.

Googling the Shockmaster figure caused me to see they have a Ron Bass figure. Who the everloving fuck asked for a Ron Bass figure?

Excalibur & Kevin Owens plz kthx

Maybe they can get Mark Hunt's brother, Mike. WWE can get an athletic commission to do whatever it wants. The Maryland State Athletic Commission outlawed blood, yet WWE has had bloody matches in Maryland in the past. I'm sure they'd have no problem getting around this.

Agents Ryan and Reyes undercover back in the day.

I remember, when both men first started, Batista and Lesnar got "Goldberg" chants, too. So there's Goldberg's lasting influence.

If you want to talk Goldberg's qualifications for entry into a more "real" HOF, I'd say no way. Seriously, the guy was a hot act in a hot company for only a little over a year. Just because he was pushed hard and booked pretty well for 15 months doesn't mean he had a HOF-worthy career. And he didn't mean shit once the streak was over. That alone, to me, is a testament to how "smoke and mirrors" this guy was. He's Ahmed Johnson with better booking. To me, Sting is a more deserving candidate and I've always found Sting to be overrated with regard to HOF discussions. Edit, now I feel like a JDW/Crimson Mask level toolbag because I'm looking at Gordy List questions. But suffice to say Goldberg isn't even close.

Thanks for the update! Weird that they delayed Masters of Sex, since it usually follows the same schedule as Ray Donovan which starts June 26.

Are we seriously arguing a wrestler's merits w/r/t whether they should be in the WWE's hall of fame? Come on, guys. The only criteria are if some people know you, you're on Vince's good side today, and they need bodies to fill out the list after they've picked the headliners. Also, remember that Goldberg ended Bret Hart's career and injured himself bare-handedly punching out a window because "Goldberg wouldn't use a lead pipe." He was a rare combination of being dangerous to everyone and a giant mark for himself. I don't know if that rules him out or makes him a perfect fit but the man strikes me as a big dumb douchebag.

I have no idea what you're talking about but Jeff did recently purchase an industrial laundry

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No problem at all. Have them go 50/50 with nothing but rollups and screwjobs. If neither looks strong, then both look strong! We have always been at war with Eastasia.

Do they have enough refs or will Drake Younger get the callup? Paying based on the house is so fucking antiquated. They have built it up so the company is the draw, yet still pay as if the wrestlers are. If The WWE Brand couldn't draw a house with a set of crayons, why punish the boys for that?

The first sentence of #2 is Trump-esque. Point #4 is awesome in its old-timey quaintness.