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6 women gives you 15 possible singles matches that's plenty its just simple maths bro

Both were allowed to team up and kick Jericho in the face because he was being obnoxious. But when faced with Kane, they were powerless to stop him and had to stand there with his hands on their throats, time standing still, waiting for the chokeslam.. Absolute shit. Now that's a good point that I hadn't thought of.

Ah, cool. Thanks for the update. #bringbackthefist During the interview, the graphic lists him as a 9-time tag team champion. Are they counting indies now?

Holy shit this fucking draft. Seriously. Holy. Fucking. Shit. Remember all the cool ideas and speculation leading up to this? Maybe the second brand wouldn't be Smackdown, but NXT instead. Show-specific divisions (all women on one show, all cruisers on the other). Mystery wrestlers like MVP getting drafted. Bayley, Joe, Nakamura or (insert worthwhile NXT wrestler here) getting a call up. Smackdown becoming the show for the hot young talent. Smackdown getting a different set and different look. And look at what we got. The opposite of all of that. Nope, it's Smackdown. A passe name that's been around almost 20 years and is indisputably recognized as the B-show. Cruisers and women are spread everywhere with no rhyme or reason so half have nothing to compete for. Same goes for teams Zero wrestlers from outside the company. Instead of the obvious call-ups, we got Nia Jax and Mojo fucking Rawley. What the fuck is the value in Nia Jax? This has got to just be a favor to The Rock to keep him happy, right? Both are untalented and absolutely useless. Is somebody trying to sabotage HHH? "Man, these call-ups are not good." Cena, Orton, Miz, Kane are the opposite of hot young talent Same old look. Can't upset Kevin Dunn's lazy, cookie cutter, McDonald's approach to his "craft." And the steaming turd on top of the shit sundae, Owens and Zayn's hot feud losing all its steam to make a 49 year old look strong. It really takes commitment to reach this spectacular level of incompetence. WWE could fuck up a wet dream. Oh and how has nobody mentioned Stephanie talking all over every single video package? Every god damn time a guy was picked and then ran a video, there she was yapping like the attention seeking buffoon she is.

Also, Prince Puma vs The Monster Matanza Cueto REMATCH

HE WAS THREATENING TO CUT HIS BEARD!

Now every time I feed my toddler green beans, I make sure to tell her that they're a delicacy.

Mercury belongs in just for taking that brutal ladder shot and living to tell the tale.

It's not for everybody but I'm really enjoying Marty & Sarah Love Wrestling on MLW. They're pretty funny and their impressions are great, especially the newest one, THE VERY SEXUAL MAURO RENALLO.

Separate announce table just for Bryan and Mauro to call the cruiserweight matches. No talkback feed from Vince.

The first pic is the answer to the question, "GODDAMMIT WHO TOOK ALL THE COKE???"

Weird question about NXT but somewhat appropriate since they need people. Drake Younger took the ref gig because when he tried out they apparently told him they already had enough talented guys his size. Now that NXT is going to need more workers, would he transition back to the ring or is he cool with reffing from now on?

Casaro's UFO was mentioned in another thread, so...

Moments after that picture was taken, the mascot turned on Sting.

Probably a worse scam than Komen. Nice.

I think it'll be Tiger Woods

Remember during the original brand split, how it was cool because talented guys who wouldn't normally get pushed to the top, like Rey & Eddie, got to shine on Smackdown? Well this is like the bizarro world of that, when Vince pet projects are pushed because "fuck it, it's just Smackdown."

Blame Jim Ross.

Yeah, this. All of this. I love PWG but I was dreading Sabre vs Strong. I sat through it because I'm a dumbass completist. You know it's bad when the inclusion of Roderick Strong is what makes a match better. For an excellent example of Sabre's ridiculous style, Sabre vs Scurll from last year's BOLA was just masturbatory King of Sport cosplay garbage. Between the floating between holds for no god damn good reason, as you mention, to getting out of holds with zero effort, it was just utter shit. I have literally developed an unfair aversion to "British Style" because of that match. Maybe Zach will tone it down for the CWC. I know it's sacrilege but this is one case where working more WWE style might actually help. He's also crazy skinny, yet has a weirdly big head. I'm not a Vince McMahon level size queen at all but the dude is like the British Cheeseburger. His kneepad-less gear does him no favors, making him look like a Q-Tip.

Now I can't stop imagining Vince in his study on an old typewriter writing Reigns promos overstuffed with stilted verbiage and $10 words. "Nailed it, Vince. You still got it," he says to himself, reaching for a steak rollup and a bottle of ketchup.

Remember those brief 2-3 seconds when WWE was planning on teaming Shaul Guerrero with Baron Corbin?

That can't be real, right? It looks like a vacation advertisement. Disney Star Wars Resort and Conference Center

I was about to say...isn't Ibushi part of that community that enjoys the matches of one Stylish Alan Jones? Re: Lana and Rusev...they must have skipped the Performance Center seminar where they brought in an old timer to teach the kids "it's not what you make, it's what you save."

Fans get +1 for chanting "Ho...Ho Lun" in New Day cadence. -1 for not chanting "Alejandroooo....ale-ale-jandro.....ale-ale-jandroooooooooo" at Saez.

He's alive. That's who was on the phone at the end of the episode. The caller said, "bonsoir, Elliott," which si what Tyrell said to Elliott a few times in season 1. And it was clearly his voice. Good enough opener and I'm with you w/r/t the show going in directions you didn't expect. Whenever a series premier or season opener is front loaded with the first two episodes, it's because someone thinks episode 1 isn't enough to hook new viewers. And they're usually right, as episode 1 is always heavier on table-setting than on flashy stuff. So good choice in that regard, USA.