Lawful Metal

I think the Giants O-Line might be worse than the Texans!

Texans are in first place!

Deshaun Watson is Michael Jordan's son! No one denies this!

Hey It's been 7 years since the last time Cushing got popped for roids. And it wasn't roids, it was "overtraining disorder"

Called it. Woohoo! Deshaun is undefeated as a starter! Deshaun wins it by pure force of will with the big runs. And I was greatly amused by the Texans just putting ALL of their offensive lineman on the field at the same time. Deshaun is the greatest of all time!!! also I'm pretty sure Gene Atkins actually murdered him a few times.

Dumb question: why don't NFL broadcast from a north - south angle / madden view / all 22 angle? Why are we stuck with this left to right view point where we can't even see the wide receivers/ defensive backs battle? Always strange how no one has ever even tried it. If it's good enough for Madden, why not for tv?

Brian Cushing busted for PEDs. Again. May honestly be an upgrade to the defense by subtraction. Cushing looked done last year. Zach Cunningham presumably moves up depth chart. Cushing ain't even fighting it. Time to face facts: Cush was juicing in college, got busted in 2010 and busted again in 2017. He's been juicing the whole damn time.

Deshaun Watson's first start tomorrow! On national TV! With the worst Offensive Line I've ever seen! Deshaun is gonna win it by pure force of will. Texans D will wake up and eat Andy Dalton for breakfast. really shocked that the Texans haven't signed TJ Yates yet.

I've long thought that Braun should beat Brock, have a successful title defense at the next PPV, then drop the title to Roman after the shield reforms and triple bombs him through the table. Braun can then murder Dean and Seth at consecutive PPVs, win the royal rumble, and then beat Roman at Wrestlemania. of course it would require Roman and Dean and Seth to be heels, so it has no chance of happening. Plus it takes Brock out of the main event. But it seems such simple storytelling.

Damn. Nailed it.

I thought Kairi knew a little elbow drop wouldn't beat Bianca, so she threw her whole body at her. Didn't see it as a botch, more a desperation move from the tiny pirate onto the much bigger Bianca.

Astros win 7 in a row! How's that lead over Cleveland growing? Oh wait. They're at what 14 wins in a row?

And Verlander wins his first start! 6 wins in a row, undefeated in September!

Maybe the Usos beat the snot out of Ziegler for mocking Naomi. maybe Dolph ends up in a tag team. And the Usos just keep beating the snot out of him. Dolph sucked so much the show ran out of time for a Fashion Files episode. So wrong.

Verlander starts tonight!!!

Duane Brown still holding out. Right now the Texans OL is Kendall Lamm, Xavier Sua-Filo, Nick Martin, Jeff Allen and Breno Giacamini. Yikes. Undrafted guy who's only played in games as a blocking tight end, bust 2nd round guy, 2nd year "rookie" who was injured in preseason last year, bust free agent pick up last year, and a cast off from the Jets. And Tom Savage at QB, who I don't think has ever started and finished a game more than once, and famously got injured trying to hand off to the RB by turning the wrong way. And our wide receivers are DeAndre Hopkins, Braxton Miller, Bruce Ellington and ... I don't know. Will Fuller and Jaelin Strong are out (injured / suspended). Probably a problem since BOB loves those 4 WR formations. All of the running backs are injured except for Lamar Miller who sucks. I'm guessing Savage goes out on his shield early, and we get the Deshaun Watson show way earlier than anyone expected. I know its the Jags, and the City of Houston is counting on the Texans winning to boost the morale of the city, but what are the Texans best at? Disappointing their fans.

Dude that sucks. I can't believe how lucky we've been. Let me know if there's anything I can do.

I'm excited.

There's a new tropical depression in the gulf over by Brownsville and Mexico and Irma still hasn't turned north. They're predicting thunderstorms for Monday and Tuesday next week. God Hates Us All.

Back to normal. Here's a five day radar of Harvey: And here's a good summation of the Houston spirit:

Sun finally came out. Fuck off Harvey.

Floating fire ant balls are real. Can confirm. fortunately pretty far from gator park, but there have been some gator incidents, as well as stingrays, crawfish, and other large fish encounters on my Facebook stream.

Day 5, bitches. It stopped raining for now. Still on an island -- flooded in on all directions. All rivers and creeks are expected to crest today. But we're still here.