Dolfan in NYC

And in a shock to absolutely no one.... Josh McCown is out for the season. Broken collarbone. Pettine has not named a starter for next week. Poor Cleveland.

Hey, so Qatar being super shitty to foreign workers is still a thing. http://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-34972384

Filed under 'marlins lol' Tommy Hutton, the Marlins TV color announcer since 1996, has been fired by Miami. Barry Jackson of the Herald reports it was because the organization felt he was 'too negative.' I'm going to watch videos of puppies learning how to descend stairs for the rest of the day, excuse me.

Yup, that should be enough for a fine. Also...

Because the WWE believes their fans have the attention level of or below, goldfish?

Hateful Eight will run 182 minutes, it will feature an intermission, an orchestral overture, a score by Ennio Morricone(!!), and me sitting in a seat opening night.

We need more tests of strength vs. vehicles in our lives.

I for one am glad I haven't watched the stupid Dolphins in two weeks. Fuck Bill Lazor.

So I was in the Bahamas last week, just so happened to be at Atlantis when the tournament was going on out there. As I was walking through the casino, the largest human being I've ever seen in my life walked by me. 7'1" Gonzaga C Ryan Edwards. It seriously felt like I was Rocket and he was Groot.

Okay, Man City peeps explain something to me. On my cruise, they had Caribbean ESPN on the ship, and on it, aside from incessant commercials for "CANADA'S BIGGEST PARTY FEATURING FALL OUT BOY", they had ads for Man City. But the weird thing was one ad was "They just suffered a humiliating upset loss, can they rebound this week?" and then another ad was "The National Championship is being decided, Man City in the quarterfinals against Westhampfordshire-upon-Straton" or whatever. Please to explain.

Oh god.

I leave for one week, and all you guys can talk about is dolphin phallus and copulation. I am glad I didn't take the wifi package on my cruise. The Bonds deal from what I understand is a hitting 'consultant'. But whatever.

The bigger story is Mike Pettine hates Manziel and this gave him the excuse to go back to McCown. By making JFF 3rd string - when McCown gets hurt AGAIN, this time Austin Davis will play BECAUSE OF COURSE MCCOWN GOT HURT AGAIN.

The League of Nations? Um, okay, I guess.

My biggest take from this is being amazed at how many of the 2001 roster is still around and/or back.

Argh. Stupid real life. Take this with enough grains of salt to kill a horse... Anonymous has apparently reported that Survivor Series is a potential target for an ISIS-backed suicide bomber. http://uproxx.com/prowrestling/2015/11/wwe-survivor-series-terrorist-attack/2/

The biggest tournament in the Americas is coming to the USA next year. CONCACAF has just announced the 10 host cities: New York (Metlife) Boston (Gillette) Philadelphia (Lincoln Financial) Orlando (Citrus) Chicago (Soldier) Houston (NRG) Phoenix (U of Phoenix) Southern Cal (Rose) Northern Cal (Levi's) Seattle (CenturyLink) Finals are supposed to be at Metlife. The field - USA Mexico Jamaica Costa Rica Argentina Bolivia Brazil Chile Colombia Ecuador Paraguay Peru Uruguay Venezuela Final two spots will be determined by a playoff game on 1/8/16: Trinidad & Tobago vs Haiti Panama vs Cuba Everyone is supposed to be sending their A team, so this should be a LOT of fun. Tournament will run from 6/3 - 6/26.

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