Dolfan in NYC

Plus he now possesses the ability to be scared by his own shadow, so that's good too.

God damn it. Cut his stupid ass now.

O's/ChiSox is postponed again tonight.

Also, in Marlins news, Giancarlo Stanton continues to be very good at making his opponents look really stupid:

When you get $7M from one of the most notoriously cheap organizations in baseball, you'd better hit above Mendoza. Sorry about the bad timing with the kid, but, he's been atrocious since signing.

Seth uses a banned move to win. Face Nikki uses outside interference to win. Cena using the AA where they clearly established any offensive move resets the lights. Welcome to the WWE where logic and rules need not apply!

See you in the offseason thread on Sunday, Boston fans.

Lucia, please to explain your new Facebook profile picture.

"Living proof of a stubborn youth. @wwe We are the ones you've been waiting for"

F8st & Furi8us will debut on 4/14/17

Oh come on Al, you know you can get a Red Army CCCP jersey for like $40 on ebay. LIVE THE GIMMICK.

Former WWE writer Kevin Eck explains the Bellas turn and a whole lot more in two sentences: http://kevineckwrestling.sportsblog.com/posts/2218634/to-truly-give-divas-a-chance--wwe-needs-to-give-them-better-creative.html

I hate that when I see a bunch of Bobby Heenan gifs, my first thought is, "oh no, he's gone..."

Okay, so a couple of days with my new S6 Edge, some notes. Holding it feels weird, but in a good way. I'm so used to the plastic feel of my S4, I'm not used to this one yet. That said, the word I'd use to describe it is "futuristic", like I'm holding a glass tablet. And even saying that belies the fact that it feels 100% solid in my hands. The Edge itself looks very cool, but isn't really all that functional. I haven't tried out the night clock yet. I'd imagine someone is going to make an app or something to make it more useful in the 2 years I'll probably have this phone. It is by far the fastest phone I've ever had. Apps open quickly, games are super responsive, Netflix loaded like lightning, same with Twitch. The camera is really, really nice. The selfie cam is a massive upgrade on any self-facing camera I've seen. Very sharp and clear pictures even in low light. The regular camera has some wonderful, rich tones. Image stabilization is very apparent and appreciated. Any questions, let me know.

A level 51 thought he'd try to be cute and run around in an armored truck and rammed my electric car over and over. He clearly didn't notice the 5 sticky bombs I threw on him. There's no more gratifying sound than to hear a 12 year old scream "What the fuck?"

lol

Tim Tebow's Eagles contract is 1/660k, $0 guarantee/signing bonus.

Turn a Blind Eye doesn't work when you shoot cops/soldiers. You have to go after NPC's or players. I stood on the rocks by the Eastern Freeway by the race track/casino, paid for the Blind Eye, and unloaded my minigun into the traffic below. About 90 seconds, 20-30 blown up NPC cars later, I got the "objective complete".

These GTA V expansion packs are getting a bit weird:

5 of the last 7 at home... 4 of those are playoff teams though.

Fox Sports 1's Steve Byrnes has died of cancer. He was 56.

Thunderstorms last night... but this was the result this morning. A QUADRUPLE rainbow! http://gothamist.com/2015/04/21/insane_quadruple_rainbow.php

Holy crap, you guys, it may have actually happened. Paul Blart 2 has been out for a week, and it has captured the rarest unicorn of all. It has a 0 on Rotten Tomatoes.