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Cash nearly cutting off his thumb is one of my favorite odd stories involving an injury like that. Koyie Hill getting his hand mangled in a hay baler or some other kind of similar farm equipment takes the cake.

Wow...He is...man...Is this the dumbest Heisman winner ever?

Yeah boy!

I'm as thrilled as anyone else that a 100 Bullets movie is planned, but really...it would be way better as a TV show.

scraylo's sig is fucking obscenely big.

I was surprised to see this morning that the Cubs have scored one fewer run than the Braves, but the Cubs, largely because of shit work by their bullpen, have surrendered 37 (37?! In a row?) more runs. This Cubs team should be better than their record indicates... And Jeff Samardzija ranks 11th in ERA out of 106 qualified pitchers...and 138th of 149 starters in run support. Yeah. He's as good as gone.

I feel like those 24 minutes rendered the entire season of SILICON VALLEY superfluous. Oh, for sure. I'm still cracking up over the "Craig" joke. For the record, it should just be Craig, like, Greg, but with a C. Jonah has been the best, though. Him getting fired has upped his insanity by 1000%.

This past Sunday's Veep may have been the best ever. Soooo good. Also, the back and forth over the pronunciation of the name "Craig" perfectly sums up every time someone has butchered the pronunciation of my name.

Royce is so full of shit. His heat with Eddie was because he claims Eddie talked shit about the Gracies and he's on record for that. A recent Joe Rogan Experience covered this in detail as well. Royce, and the majority of the Gracies, are the sorest fucking losers.

I'm surprised they had the season they had.

Fuck that. Just piss into a bottle or can.

1/4 of my Chicago based teams are good...So we have that going for us, which is...oh, fuck it all anyway. What the fuck, Bulls?

I feel like half the players on my team aren't starting tonight because their game was postponed.

Well that was gross.

Say it with me, this time: The NBA is not a court of law... Exactly. This due process stuff is bullshit. As has been pointed out before, the conversation begins and ends at what he agreed to when he became an owner.

What's funny is that around here, a lot people are like, "that kid? Really? He's on HBO?"

Flair turning on the Shield may just be the most telegraphed thing ever. What would be great is if the Shield, much like Vic Mackey's crew, sniffed out the double-cross ahead of time and we complete avoid that obvious finish. I would be totally fine with a draw of some sort because shit just gets way out of control... and then we get Daniel Bryan and the Shield vs Kane and Evolution.

You're thinking about it way too much. Also awesome: "I don't need no weapons...My hands are my weapons." What was great about Taz was that he was booked as a suplex throwing ass kicker and he did it extraordinarily well.

Taz was an awesome promo guy. http://youtu.be/h3nfloxGkTc

I'm still blown away that Adam Driver went to my in town rival high school, lived a few minutes away, and hung around with the same circles I hung around with.

Tommen being the anti-Joffrey isn't exactly good either. The kid is very naive and Tywin is on point trying to toughen him up in preparation for taking the throne. Being in power means having to make the odd shitty decision every now and again because 51% of the cititzens will benefit while others get the shaft. With Dany and her dragons to the East, the White Walkers to the North, and Stannis still apeshit insane, the Iron Throne is a dangerous place to sit. I think it's perfectly ideal. Every time Tywin tried to manipulate Joffrey, you could see Tywin grit his teeth and want to put Joffrey's head on a stake. With Tommen, you could look at Tywin and see him light up realizing he can be the one to pull the strings...until Tommen quickly figures out that boobs > everything else.

What Josh said. Good reference too. I give it 9/10.

In the back of his mind, I'm sure Tywin was thinking, "thank the gods you're not a complete retard like Joffrey."

Ah, you're right. Even still...keep your head on a swivel, kid. And have fun with the queen. Lucky bastard.

Guys...guys...Kris Bryant is fucking ridiculous.