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Someone should tell Sandler that he's a cancer diagnosis away from Funny People being a biopic.

I haven't kept up much with the big club, but I did notice Arismendy Alcantara got called up, and after his first game where he went 0-4, he's been very good. Small sample size, but I'm excited since I had assumed he was just going to be up for two days while Barney went on maternity leave. Now I want Barney to take an extended sabbatical somewhere else... Yeah, I was coming here to talk about some of this stuff. In addition to the big homers game for the Fantastic 4, Bryant has hit 32 homers this season. THIRTY-TWO. GOT-DAYUM. Yeah, I'm all in for the "fuck drafting pitching" approach and just having a farm built on raising DESTROYERS.

Damn...Tommy has some Jim McMahon issues.

Duuuuuude...What was your reaction like when news broke of that? I still remember where I was. Shit, if Twitter were around back then, that tweet alone would have blown up Twitter forever.

The library.

God damn that sounds fucking awful. Seriously. What in the fuck? Adam Sandler and Josh Gad in the same movie? Fucking Kevin James is president? Holy shit. You don't, you know, actually have to actively TRY to be awful...but here they are, trying their damnedest.

Shit. That card is stacked. It's so good that I'm guess only a third of those fights actually happen :/

Shiiiit. That sucks. This is "SON OF A..." thread worthy. I feel like homeless dudes have faster internet.

Huh, so I read that Masked Man article with Sting. Two things about that: #1: Is it me, or has Sting always seemed like he was above the business and better than it, despite the fact that he has relied on it for so long? #2: So SummerSlam really is

So...the Dudleys?

Shit, I forgot! If I pre-order today, can I still get into the beta?

Ah, for the days I was still on Adderall and insomnia was a normal part of my life.

Probably won't be able to play tonight. Headed to a baseball game with my daughter and girlfriend around 7 and at the earliest, I could be online around 11 PM, which is to say, I probably won't be getting online.

Can't think of any names right now, but every now and then I'll jump in one and it's really awesome. If you can't take them, that's fine. I'll continue what I'm doing now, which is collecting muscle cars or cars I could turn into muscle cars. I really want to find an old ass truck that I could really spec out when I get to a high enough level.

Oh, I totally agree that Ambrose, more than anyone else, could have an Austin-like ascent. Regarding Cesaro, I was mainly thinking of a way to salvage is WWE existence.

I suspect the answer is no, but when Simeon sends you a text asking for whatever bomb ass car, can you just steal that car, take it to a Pay and Spray, take it back to your own garage, and just wait for Simeon to send you a text for another car type?

You know, it is interesting with what's happening to Cesaro because there's a huge Steve Austin type opportunity. Austin debuts as the Ringmaster with the Million Dollar Man as his manager and mouthpiece, and DiBiase really does very little to get Austin over and appears more interested in getting himself over. Austin has a match with Savio Vega where if Austin loses, DiBiase is gone. Austin hits at purposely losing that match to be rid of DiBiase. I think they should do something similar with Heyman and Cesaro.

I don't know about that, but the few times I've accepted apartment invites out of curiosity, it's been nothing but a bunch of dudes in nothing but short shorts doing the jack off motion non-stop.I hate to beat a dead horse, but one exception was the night we fought Bane. He simply invited us in because we were FIIIIINE GENTLEMEN AND WORRRRTHY FOES. Ok, now I really don't feel bad that I've never accepted an apartment invite. BTW, fuck you guys. I read RUkered's thing during a conference call and busted up laughing. Thank god for mute.

This is nonsense. Cesaro has plenty of charisma and can talk on the mic. It's been cited numerous times, especially during March Madness. He was getting a huge face reaction, crowds were loving the giant swing, he won the Andre the Giant Battle Royal by tossing out Big Show with ease...so of course lets try to shoehorn him in as a heel with Paul Heyman and have Heyman do a schtick that really only gets Heyman over more as a heel, championing Brock Lesnar's accomplishments, and have Cesaro stand in the background doing fuck all.

Oh yeah, what is it about apartment invites? Do I basically show up at the apartment to get slaughtered?

Dean Norris slimmed down for the last season or two of Breaking Bad and then stayed in decent shape. I'm re-watching Breaking Bad now and he's pretty hefty in the first couple seasons.

You could also say you live somewhere with a bunch of trees. Of course they could try to look up your address on Google...

I played a DM last night that was absolute bullshit. Everyone starts with a crowbar on an enclosed golf course hole, which was fun, but two dudes had access to machine guns and got to the highest point in the map and just mowed everyone down.

What was the plan for Rude joining ECW? The do this big angle where he's the guy under the helmet, but Rude wasn't even able to go, and he left shortly after.

And what are good ways to level up quickly? I'd like to play in more DMs or Races, but each seems to take forever to start. Especially races and that's something I feel I'm good at since I really love the Midnight Club-ish driving and was quite good at that.