DEAN

It's BTI! Man, that Grace/Purrazzo match looks balls out.

Lee Moriarty vs Konosuke Takeshita was fucking GREAT! El Hijo de Vikingo vs Gringo Loco was FUCKING INSANE.

Wardlow vs Powerhouse Hobbs- DYNAMITE Jay White vs Komander- DYNAMITE Jack Perry vs Sammy Guevara- DYNAMITE Jamie Hayter/ Britt Baker vs Ruby Soho/ Toni Storm- DYNAMITE

Awesome.

FUCK THESE SHOES! (One can wonder if there were 3 more BCC, would Soup say, "FUCK THESE PANTS!")

I'm living on West Coast time tonight! We are starting of very RAW-like but I watch RAW and I like RAW. I usually get to fast forward over this stuff but I'm glad they aren't doing a fucking Four-Way and are using straight wrestling matches to get us to a one on one championship match- which will obviously be Darby Allin. And that'll be good. That would be our main difference between Dynamite and RAW. Okay, the pigtails on the Outcasts symbolize SOMETHING, I just don't recognize it yet. They do lots of little symbolic things to remind folks of WWE eras I skipped. Jamie Hayter is wrestling for two. RUBY SOHO is so AWESOME as a heel. Her reckless spirit is catching on to Toni Storm who is beginning to embrace her hatefulness. I love Saraya the HEAT MACHINE a thousand times more that Saraya the pro wrestler. This match is good. Baker gets the crowd behind her comeback as she kicks out of Storm's finisher AND THEN Soho kicks out Baker's boyfriend's finisher! I love that shit. HOUSE STYLE~! I also love that Toni Storm neutralizes Hayter on the floor. What a deep match. Ruby Soho is our new SUPERSTAR! BCC/Elite was fucking awesome! I love that AmDrag came out after his underlings beat the crap out of the Elite! KONOSUKE TAKESHITA and KENNY OMEGA TOGETHER AGAIN! DDT! DDT! DDT! That was violent and crazy how I like my wrestling. It's a TNT title HOSS FIGHT! Now that the International title is your middle weight title, they really need to break away and make the TNT title your super heavyweight title. Make Lance Archer, Shane Taylor and Brody King contenders. They take it to the STREETS! Wardlow will bump big for his opponent. He's a good sympathetic babyface. HE also hits a SWEET Swanton! Good use of total fat boy Lariats! Fun nearfall on a Hobbs Spinebuster after all the CHEATING! MAN! That crowd was hot for Wardlow and the shenanigans of that match. I see that Jay White signs on and instantly becomes the new Chris Jericho, in that he has matches that get his opponent signed because he shows how you can wrestle him. Jay White is fucking GREAT. White saves Komander's bacon on his Elaborate Rana early! Shawn Spears has a new merciless onslaught of a PUSH! Man, what a fun Lucha rollup by Komander! I'm STILL not tired of Komander's signature spot. Springboard EVERYTHING! BLADE RUNNER! That was good! Shawn Spears, Ricky Starks and Komander are an odd trio. AEW FUCKING RULES THE MOTHERFUCKING WORLD!

This match was great! Then the finish.

Awesome!

WHOA!

I just got out of surgery to get a skin graft on my sepsis ravaged foot and to lose my roast beef toe (I'm down to seven) so I'll watch the Pacific feed. I saw the Jericho-Cole confrontation and I loved how I knew who on the board were irritated by what. I thought is was nice- especially the EVIL of Saraya. DADDY MAGIC and co didn't put up much of a fight. Hey! It's Sammy versus Jack Perry! Battle of the PILLARS! IT STARTS OFF HOT! So many Spanish Flies on the floor! This is good! Perry does that Volador Jr bump over the guardrail in picture in picture. I will be all about ALTERNATE FEEDS of the beloved AEW this week. Sammy Guevara is our SECRET SUPER WORKER. I don;t know why no one notices. HOLY SHIT! STEINER FUCKING SQUARE DRIVER BY GUEVARA! WHAT THE FUCK! So Sammy Guevara and Jack Perry OPT to have a dangerous, high angle, lunatic bump match. I back your play 100%! MJF interferes and makes the finish shitty. SEE YA AT TWO!

EIGHT WAY TIE FOR SECOND!

Baby Star Jr. vs Fussion- IWRG Mr Leo/ Mr Mike/ Rey Halcon vs Caballero de Plata/ Jhon Tito/ Spider Fly- IWRG Hell Boy vs Hip Hop Man- IWRG

Shaw/Steelz is on the board!

Natalia Markova and La Rosa Negra is good. Kerry Morton turning heel is waaaaay fun.

I thought the DYAD asked for their release! Anyway, once again we have three tagteams I would love to see wrestle each other but not all at once. The Creed Brothers and Gallus is going to rule down the road. Gallus and the DYAD are going to rule down the road. Annnd DYAD and the Creeds will rule down the road. Just make sure you got UK tagteams involved. So the Creed Brothers are positioned in a good space. They can be wild and out of control and UK dudes can reel them in. BRUTUS BOMB! WOLFGANG DOES A THING! That was good for a three way. I don't think I've ever seen Noam Dar. I see on cagematch.com that he is from Israel but comes out of Scotland. So yes, another UK dude. Myles guy looks good in a squashy situation. Stuff is getting even better, it looks like. Dar seems different that the other UK dudes, but it is only one match I've seen. It's Odyssey Jones. It's EVIL Bron Breakker! OH! It's a VEHICLE to bring us Breakker versus Duke Hudson. Or Andre Chase. That'll be good. Roxanne Perez is wrestling again! It's cool how Zoey Startk has gone from gal who was the top babyface in Championship Wrestling from Hollywood to being one of the guiding hands of NXT. This is some real wrestling. Just total competence and execution. Oh man, they are the only Americans on the NXT roster that can compare with the UK contingent. If they could just bump like Alba Fyre, we would have something transcendent on our hands. Roxanne still has the sympathetic babyface thing going for her and her comeback is awesome! GREAT GERMAN SUPLEX by Stark for two! POP ROCKS by Perez for the win! That was a good batch of wrestling. I didn't know Von Wagner is Wayne Bloom or Mike Enos son! That's awesome! (The internet says Wayne Bloom!) It's Cora Jade taking on Gigi Dolin. This is good. Dolin sells a bunch early. Jaycie Jayne comes out and Gigi and Jayne fight for a few seconds. Cora Jade wins with a DDT. That became quite a mess. Apollo Crews taking on Dijak should be good. Or very short. There is a Wes Lee match to fit in too. Apollo gets a bunch of stuff in early. Nice German Suplexes by Crews. Dijak is giving Crews everything so far. Dijak hits his finishers and eventually wins. That was good. Awesome! It's Charlie Dempsey versus Wes Lee! Oh! This match is good. I think of Wes Lee as the WWE version of Speedball Mike Bailey. Lee is more spectacular but not as interesting as a character. Dempsey is our own Zack Sabre Jr wannabe of the five or so NXT wannabe Zack Sabre Jrs. What a strangely awesome company. Whoa! They blew the finish. Yoinks! UNEVEN episode but they gave it a shot and I respect that.

It's Pat Buck! ROCK HARD! Taz is completely off the rails this week from the get go. This match gets 3/4ths of a Worldwide Point! Pat Buck is so odd in the ring. The Renegades! I loved that they have adapted the ATHENA/EMI/Storm/Hayter attempt at STIFF! so early in their career. Man, Robin is our junior EMI! Sign these ladies, TK! IRon Savages FURTHER drives Gordlow to peeing. Hey! It's Cole Karter! He is attempting to become a HEAT MACHINE! Hunter James smacks Karter upside the head and then succumbs to the Karter finisher. The Iron Savages take on Sonny Kiss and Jeeves Kay! Boulder seems to be holding steady weight wise. Jeeves Kay hits a Tope and Love Machine Splash! Sonny Kiss is at his best when he lays it in and he and Bronson are laying it in. Bronson does a Sit On Sonny While Piledriving Jeeves Onto Sonny which I haven't seen before. This match is FUN! Jeeve's with the Spanish Fly! Boulder Bodyslams Jeeves While Powerbombing Sonny! Iron Giants have the best matches on DARK. That was fun. It's Dream Girl Ellie! Marina Shafir gives her a WEE bit but Shafir goes COMPLETELY VOLK HAN on her and it rules. Jorah Jorel and Rahit Raju beats two dudes eventually. Angelico takes on Christopher Daniels! This could be on ROH and noone would mind. They keep it pretty lowgrade and Angelico doesn't go right in making with wacky submissions. Angellico makes with the ONE submission but it the Fallen Angel's night. And NO DANIELS MOONSAULT! Disappointing in a couple of ways. Anyway, SIGN THE RENEGADES and PUSH SHAFIR.

Fuego vs Raider- CMLL Audaz/ Capitan Suicida/ Panterita del Ring Jr vs Esfinge/ Fugaz/ Star Black- CMLL Atlantis/ Atlantis Jr/ Valiente vs El Sagrado/ Gemelo Diablo I/ Gemelo Diablo II- CMLL Mistico/ Soberano Jr/ Volador Jr vs Angel de Oro/ Dragon Rojo Jr/ Stuka Jr- CMLL Natalia Markova vs La Rosa Negra- NWA PowerrR Kerry Morton vs Joe Alonzo- NWA PowerrR Wes Lee vs Charlie Dempsey- NXT Apollo Crews vs Dijak- NXT Roxanne Perez vs Zoey Stark- NXT Mark Coffey/ Wolfgang vs Julius Creed/ Brutus Creed vs Jagger Reid/ Rip Fowler- NXT

And we have a seven way tie for second!

Finn Balor/ Dominik Mysterio/ Damien Priest vs Sami Zayn/ Kevin Owens/ Matt Riddle- RAW Seth Rollins vs The Miz- RAW Bianca Belair vs Dakota Kai- RAW Rey Mysterio vs Solo Sikoa- RAW Maki Ito vs Ashley D'Ambroise- AEW Elevation Mizuki vs Emi Sakura- AEW Elevation

Solo Sikoa beats on wee Rey Mysterio! NERVE PINCH! That's keeping traditions I dig. Rey makes a little comeback! THE USOS! LWO! SAMOAN SPIKE! Samoan Spike's on the LWO POSTMATCH! I love how over Solo's finisher is. I don't see how getting any of the Judgement Day to take Solo's place is an upgrade. But this story is fun. It's Bianca Belair! It's Dakota Kai! They do some lowgrade professional wrestling and it's fine. The biggest move was the KOD but there were a lot roll-ups and counter rollups. It's strange how ATHENA, Jamie Hayter and EMI bringing the STIFF lately has made WWE women's style passe. I guess they can't infringe on GUNTHER, Sheamus, Drew McIntyre and Viking Raiders staked out territory. It's awesome that Hayter (and Toni Storm) staked out the stiffness territory for the women of AEW. Actually, Gail Kim staked it out in IMPACT! a decade ago. Sisters are doing it for themselves! Cody Rhodes IS Wardlow! The MIZ takes on Seth Rollins! The Miz is quite the very famous Tony Garea, which isn't bad. I don't see him winning. Seth Rollins sells well enough to put all that in question early! Rollins makes a comeback and three Topes make the finish of this pretty much decided. I've never noticed that Rollins utilizes the SlingBlade. Fun nearfall on a Miz lungblower. GREAT nearfall on the Miz getting his knees up on a toprope dive! FIGURE FOUR! This is WAAAY better than I thought it would be. GREAT NEARFALL on triple DDTS by Miz! Rollins hits his finisher and that ends that. That was fucking GREAT! We have Bobby Lashley! We have Austin Theory! Lashley hits some impressive power moves. Theory battles back with less impressive offense. Bobby Lashley gets the crowd behind his comeback! Austin Theory cuts him off at the knees! Fun nearfall by Lashley! Bronson Reed runs in! So that was a shitty finish but the match was pretty good. Liv Morgan and Raquel Rodriguez are NOT wrestling. They are just hanging around as Candice LeRae and Mia Yim take on Chelsea Green and Sonya Deville! They don't wrestle very long. It's perfectly fine. This is a really good episode! It's a little rough to watch in real time. I'm getting pretty tired. It's like I picked ROH taping night at AEW Dynamite. The Judgement Day take on Matt Riddle, Sami Zayn and Kevin Owens. The match up I am most excite about is Damien Priest and Sami Zayn. I am also excited about seeing Matt Riddle assuming the roll of Ricky Morton again. Little Rock doesn't like Dominik! Owens looks fucking great in this. OWens is assuming the Riddle role on this match. It's so strange. The Judgement Day are Danhausen (Dominik), Matt Sydel (Finn Balor) and Damien Priest. It's so strange to think of them as a threat. ( And VADER ((Rhea Ripley))). Damien Priest finally gets Riddle in the position he needs to be in- sympathetic babyface. Sami Zayn makes the HOT TAG! FUN NEARFALL on Sami by Love Machining Dominik! BLUE THUNDER BOMB FOR TWO! RIDDLE HITS A TWISTING MOONSAULT FOR THE WIN! EVERY BODY shows up POSTMATCH and THAT is fun! What a fun episode of the professional wrestling. HHH! HHH! HHH!

BENDITO MAKES THE BOARD!

MAKI ITO! She is the Bret Hart of TJPW. Ashley D'ambroise is getting the Skye Blue three year eventual push. I loved how Maki used the AEW HOUSE STYLE~! and finally hits the headbutt after being denied twice. TEXAS CLOVERLEAF! That was fun. Zack Clayton is going to be in this match for many seconds. Ah, he attacks his teammates. There is still a futures for Clayton in the AEW firmament. Matt Hardy coming out wothout Ethan Page dancing isn't the same. Very sad. It was like your stepdad coming down to the basement hang out with you. At least Zay screams like a little girl. EMI! EMI! EMI! She is FUCKING AWESOME in this! She is definitely feeling the Hayter/ATHENA influence on the division. Mazuki is WAAAY fun on the outside with the toprope Doublestomp to the flloor! Mazuki its her Whirling Candy but Daddy Magic and Paul Wight don't freak out. I'm guessing it's because it's not nearly as impressive as EMI laying it in. EMI hits a counter ROLLUP for the WIN! That was good. AEW BRINGS THE JOSHI!

Countdown to Rebellion!

Billie Starkz takes on Marti Belle in Derby City Wrestling. And a lot of lesser stuff.

Emperor Azteca vs Soma Watanbe- GLEAT Elemental/ Flamita/ Kaito Ishida vs El Lindaman/ Hayato Tamura/ Tetsuya Izuchi Marti Belle vs Billie Starkz- Derby City Wrestling Rosemary/ JesSICKa vs Taylor Wilde/ KiLynn King- Countdown to Rebellion