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Rebecca Black is not the exalted one?

Fucking GROSS.

Jim Ross: Excalibur, tell us more about Elle Triggerangola della Morton.

This is the wrestling equivalent of going to a haunted house and getting mad that a monster scared your kid

Maybe dad should smarten up his kids and not be SO FUCKING STUPID Show the kid some Suzuki matches and get him some ball hairs

One for @OctopusCinema.

When I posted the above, I withheld I’m a self-harmer and have suicidal thoughts. I went back and forth whether to say . I’ve mentioned that briefly in the past. I didn’t want to put upon you when you’ve got your own things going on, trigger anybody and you thinking less of me. I trust and hope this remains here. I want to send thanks to those reacting to my post about my mental health and the posts of support. Those are most appreciated. Thanks to @(BP), @Nice Guy Eddie, @gatling, @Technico Support, @OSJ, @OctopusCinema, @Execproducer, @Eivion, @Matt D and @AxB. Apologies if I missed anyone.

I could definitely see a series of escalating debuts in the same segment wherein each is teased and ultimately denies being the Exalted One. Starting with Archer, then Lee, then Hardy Then the final reveal of Dario Cueto then Meng

I died reading this. Dude. I’m still cracking up.

The electric chair wasn't real, Craig.

One for @West Newbury Bad Boy.

I thought the same thing, but I also hella like how it sounds in English. And then, you immediately make me reconsider liking the name in Spanish.

HANGMIN is totally what JR calls him every week too

I'd like to assume the decision makers in this company aren't so dopey that they're powerbombing concussed dudes off the stage through tables.

Later on, this (20 seconds of it or so), leads to this:

Match we're posting Friday. Anyone ever see Liger doing Rude's taunt to Rude before? Because it's gold.

The apple of his eye clearly.

At that age, if MJF didn't motherfuck me I'd be disappointed. I used to try to get heels to yell shit back at me at shows and they'd usually just laugh at me instead. I met Hulk Hogan when I was 11 and the dude was HULK HOGAN man. Imagining these dudes as their character 24/7 is part of the fun.

Jeff's thinking "Who farted? Oh yeah, I farted."

Sooner the better this bullshit is like the corona virus of the board spreading wherever Patient 0 posts(LoneWolf).

ITS A SWERVE BRO SHES REALLY INTO WEDNESDAY NOW BRO

They all have a very Ziggy kind of vibe.

On one hand, as a concept I'm not sure I want to see an intervention for our budding top-guy bad-ass. On the other hand, I wouldn't mind it if it's as hilarious as Christopher's intervention from The Sopranos:

And considering who we're talking about, that's quite the accomplishment.

Beware the Ides of March, Cody. Ive only seen the Jake appearance so far but that was fantastic.

Can't stop, won't stop, bb.

Hangman Page is quickly becoming one of their top names. I'm really curious as to how this plays out. He saves the Elite/Nightmare Family, but flips off Matt Jackson. But he doesn't like any of them anymore (or, well, just the Bucks maybe). Shades of grey, indeed.

re: @Flair’s Shadow. i love how bold you are with your predictions. and how being wrong 100% of the time never deters you from making one the next time.

interesting emphasis on the fucking

Yes! You nailed it exactly. You're from New Jersey. White Castle after the show!

Do you think I'd want to take that opportunity to find out Abdullah was just a Canadian guy that liked ice cream? Shit, I met Abby as an adult and felt like he might have forked me at any moment. It ruled.

I wouldn't have either one of my kids anywhere near MJF. If he motherfucks me, I can shake it off, and I was fully prepared for that possibility. But while my boys understand that it's all a work, their young ass brains can't possibly grasp the idea of a grown man treating them poorly. Dad should have left that boy out of that photo op.

They actually still fit as of a few years ago.

You guys think I'm kidding about Colt Cabana being the exalted one But fuck that you guys want to make some money? Have Archer come out like he's going to fuck someone up and then Brodie Lee comes out and they start fucking each other up HOSS FEUD

I feel like Archer is just going to run in on the main for a DQ Exalted one is Colt, changes name to Cult

The 2 volcano movies - dante's peak and volcano.

As is often brought up here, theunderwater triumvirate of The Abyss, Deepstar Six and leviathan. Also, the slew of 80s body swapping movies (vice versa, big, ...).

Zicky Dice just makes me think this is what would happen if Eddie Gilbert was raised eating paint chips. Aron Stevens might have the best comedic timing in wrestling today - and I'm damn sure interested in Rock N' Roll 2020. For some odd reason they can still go. Liked the angle w/ Mae Valentine. Eli Drake is legit my favorite wrestler right now. Eddie Kingston vs Pope is so good. It deserves a bigger stage, but I'm happy to have it in the NWA. Kingston is a modern day master.

I’M A DEAD MAN *urrrrr urrrrr* YEAH I’M A DEAD MAN

Darby is a made man after tonight. Is MJF the best heel in the business right now?

Sadly, a PC hack, not a PS4 DLC.

MJF pulling a Michael Jordan with the "Fuck them kids" in response to a parent getting upset that he flicked off a seven-year-old is basically the best thing ever. Top-notch stuff. I just want to see this dude get his ass beat, but also, I see you MJF, that is top-notch heel fuckery.

GODDAMN IT I'VE KICKED GRATEFUL SAEBA IN THE HEAD A BILLION TIMES. QUIT NO SELLING MY SHIT OLD MAN.

I cared so little about this movie that I had a chance to pay to see it and didn't. I just watched it on a plane for free and still feel like I spent too much. God damn. It felt like a bad video game with one fetch quest after another. "Oh no, this thing you were looking for is missing/is not right/is broken/whatever, you need to go find this other thing. Our princess is in another castle. Holy fucking fuck. We need to find the wayfinder But for that we need the dagger We have the dagger but can't read it Let's go someplace to find the guy that can make C3PO read it But first let's go get the dagger back, it was stolen, even though we technically don't need it anymore Now we have it, let's go see that alien midget Now let's read it Now lets go get the Wayfinder Oh noes astral projecting Kylo Ren broke the Wayfinder It's okay I took his ship on a whim and holy fuck the one he had is still in there Oh fuck this movie. Who the hell said it felt like two films they smushed into one? That is bull fucking shit my friends. This is 20 minutes of plot with a 90 minute fetch quest. And there are literally no stakes. Chewie dies! No, he doesn't! 3PO sacrifices his memory! No, he doesn't! Anything that felt real and had no take backsies got taken back seconds later. Leia sacrifices herself to pull a Mr. Fuji distraction spot. Alien criminals, led by Lady Daft Punk, are all set to turn the rebels over for a profit. Rey kicks some ass, and they they're all, "okay, never mind then, I like you." Oh god oh god fuck this. So much garbage! In the previous movie, Rey and Kylo could use the Force to have remote conversations (a friend of mine called it "SpaceTime" and I love that. I just called it Intergalactic Skype). NOW they have mother fucking remote FIGHTS and Ren can literally grab shit. What the ever loving fuck. This movie was hot garbage. And please remember that those space horses, who had that cool reveal, quite obviously died. No way to evacuate intergalactic Clydesdales that quickly. Oh and there's this story about a planet of Sith that presumably a lot of people know about -- BUT HAS NEVER BEEN MENTIONED IN THE SERIES -- but nobody outside of Luke has ever considered trying to find it and maybe blow that fucker up. This movie had more ass-pulls than an evening with Richard Gere. Wow.