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Rebecca Black is not the exalted one?

Fucking GROSS.

Jim Ross: Excalibur, tell us more about Elle Triggerangola della Morton.

This is the wrestling equivalent of going to a haunted house and getting mad that a monster scared your kid

Maybe dad should smarten up his kids and not be SO FUCKING STUPID Show the kid some Suzuki matches and get him some ball hairs

One for @OctopusCinema.

When I posted the above, I withheld I’m a self-harmer and have suicidal thoughts. I went back and forth whether to say . I’ve mentioned that briefly in the past. I didn’t want to put upon you when you’ve got your own things going on, trigger anybody and you thinking less of me. I trust and hope this remains here. I want to send thanks to those reacting to my post about my mental health and the posts of support. Those are most appreciated. Thanks to @(BP), @Nice Guy Eddie, @gatling, @Technico Support, @OSJ, @OctopusCinema, @Execproducer, @Eivion, @Matt D and @AxB. Apologies if I missed anyone.

I could definitely see a series of escalating debuts in the same segment wherein each is teased and ultimately denies being the Exalted One. Starting with Archer, then Lee, then Hardy Then the final reveal of Dario Cueto then Meng

I died reading this. Dude. I’m still cracking up.

The electric chair wasn't real, Craig.

One for @West Newbury Bad Boy.

I thought the same thing, but I also hella like how it sounds in English. And then, you immediately make me reconsider liking the name in Spanish.

HANGMIN is totally what JR calls him every week too

I'd like to assume the decision makers in this company aren't so dopey that they're powerbombing concussed dudes off the stage through tables.

Later on, this (20 seconds of it or so), leads to this:

Match we're posting Friday. Anyone ever see Liger doing Rude's taunt to Rude before? Because it's gold.

The apple of his eye clearly.

At that age, if MJF didn't motherfuck me I'd be disappointed. I used to try to get heels to yell shit back at me at shows and they'd usually just laugh at me instead. I met Hulk Hogan when I was 11 and the dude was HULK HOGAN man. Imagining these dudes as their character 24/7 is part of the fun.

Jeff's thinking "Who farted? Oh yeah, I farted."

Sooner the better this bullshit is like the corona virus of the board spreading wherever Patient 0 posts(LoneWolf).

ITS A SWERVE BRO SHES REALLY INTO WEDNESDAY NOW BRO

They all have a very Ziggy kind of vibe.

On one hand, as a concept I'm not sure I want to see an intervention for our budding top-guy bad-ass. On the other hand, I wouldn't mind it if it's as hilarious as Christopher's intervention from The Sopranos:

And considering who we're talking about, that's quite the accomplishment.

Beware the Ides of March, Cody. Ive only seen the Jake appearance so far but that was fantastic.

Can't stop, won't stop, bb.

Hangman Page is quickly becoming one of their top names. I'm really curious as to how this plays out. He saves the Elite/Nightmare Family, but flips off Matt Jackson. But he doesn't like any of them anymore (or, well, just the Bucks maybe). Shades of grey, indeed.

re: @Flair’s Shadow. i love how bold you are with your predictions. and how being wrong 100% of the time never deters you from making one the next time.

interesting emphasis on the fucking

Yes! You nailed it exactly. You're from New Jersey. White Castle after the show!

Do you think I'd want to take that opportunity to find out Abdullah was just a Canadian guy that liked ice cream? Shit, I met Abby as an adult and felt like he might have forked me at any moment. It ruled.

I wouldn't have either one of my kids anywhere near MJF. If he motherfucks me, I can shake it off, and I was fully prepared for that possibility. But while my boys understand that it's all a work, their young ass brains can't possibly grasp the idea of a grown man treating them poorly. Dad should have left that boy out of that photo op.

They actually still fit as of a few years ago.

You guys think I'm kidding about Colt Cabana being the exalted one But fuck that you guys want to make some money? Have Archer come out like he's going to fuck someone up and then Brodie Lee comes out and they start fucking each other up HOSS FEUD

I feel like Archer is just going to run in on the main for a DQ Exalted one is Colt, changes name to Cult

The 2 volcano movies - dante's peak and volcano.

As is often brought up here, theunderwater triumvirate of The Abyss, Deepstar Six and leviathan. Also, the slew of 80s body swapping movies (vice versa, big, ...).

Zicky Dice just makes me think this is what would happen if Eddie Gilbert was raised eating paint chips. Aron Stevens might have the best comedic timing in wrestling today - and I'm damn sure interested in Rock N' Roll 2020. For some odd reason they can still go. Liked the angle w/ Mae Valentine. Eli Drake is legit my favorite wrestler right now. Eddie Kingston vs Pope is so good. It deserves a bigger stage, but I'm happy to have it in the NWA. Kingston is a modern day master.

I’M A DEAD MAN *urrrrr urrrrr* YEAH I’M A DEAD MAN

I love the name. I know Cody has said he doesn't want a "mid-card" title, but I would love a trios title. There's already a nice collection of trios and factions. The Elite, Inner Circle, Dark Order, Death Triange, Best Friends & Orange, Jungle Express, SCU

A bananas rumor has popped up on the Twitter machine... Apparently the front runners to land Tom Brady are the Patriots and Titans. HOWEVER... Something named Tom Curran (Boston NBC sports guy) is reporting that San Francisco is "closing hard" on trying to get TB12. We turn to Jimmy Garoppolo:

Matt Hardy just released a short video that has Young Bucks showing up in the end of it at Matt Hardy’s house. This doesn’t signify Matt Hardy will be the Exalted One....but sure does confirm Matt is now with AEW. Buckle up.

I just woke up 15 minutes ago. That's my excuse for not seeing that.

Maybe if he makes the majors he can bean Rougned Odor