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  1. My advice: steel plate under his winnipeg jets sweater.
    11 points
  2. Fuck, imagine that match being the last thing you see on this Earth. Life is horrible sometimes.
    9 points
  3. Because they are on RAW... .... and to keep them away from creepy folks like you
    8 points
  4. I was done giving post Mania Raw a pass two years ago when those fucking pigs whose testicles haven't even dropped started screaming "She screws this wrestler" during the women's match. Go crawl back into your mother's diseased womb so she can miscarry you retroactively if that's something you find entertaining.
    8 points
  5. As I plunge this, the Halberd of the Order of the Round Seer of Kreel, into this, the hallowed resting place of Glor, I seal your fate and begin the Age of Arnocalypse. May Hextal have mercy on your third outer soul!!!!! Randy Orton is the best Larp Master. Now let's finish this skirmish and then break for orange slices.
    6 points
  6. I'm thinking Puffy Haired Meng would make many stories better. Example: Humpty Dumpty had a great fall...to avoid the Tongan Death Grip.
    5 points
  7. Wait, are we saying that being in GI Joe doesn't count as real military service.....? I don't really want to live in a world where that is true, thank you very much. (Cluches Sgt. Slaughter doll, muttering "It's still real to me, dammit")
    5 points
  8. Goddamn. Now I'm having a nightmare of watching something like New Blood Rising or Great American Bash 2005 while I'm working out and having a heart attack during the Goldberg/Nash/Steiner triple threat or the Concrete Crypt match b/t Taker and The Dudleys.
    5 points
  9. Come on, sit down and eat some cake, Seth. This cake real good.
    5 points
  10. I thought his lines about finding the person he was before he met HHH and getting back to liking himself made him sound like a strong, independent woman who don't need no man for nothin.
    5 points
  11. God, Rollins-Hunter is going to go 45 with whatever bonkers entrance HHH has planned this time. Maybe they're going to have him at the top of the roller-coaster with a mask with microphones on it with a working waterfall that he controls. "DO NOT BECOME ADDICTED TO ROLLINS. HE WILL TAKE HOLD OF YOU, AND YOU WILL RESENT HIS ABSENCE. AH, MEDIOCRE. HHH WILL RIDE ETERNAL! SHINY AND CHROME!" Power chords... *Time to play the game...*
    4 points
  12. I'm not seeing where WWE is saying the RAW Tag Titles are on the pre-show. If so, making it a ladder match makes no sense. Why put a ladder match on the pre-show? The only thing I'm seeing from WWE is the Battle Royal and Cruiserweight match on the pre-show. Not seeing the SD Women's Title listed for the pre-show either. If they are having some surprises in that Women's match, also doesn't make sense to put it on the pre-show. Why not put Pitbull and this lame "concert" on the pre-show rather than taking that time from the actual in-ring performers? I can't think of one match that I'm very invested in for this year's Mania, which is sad. With just the sheer number of matches alone, you'd think something would pique my interest, but nothing on this show seems much bigger than something that would be happening on RAW or SD on any given week.
    4 points
  13. That was a good match, one of the better ones from that show.
    4 points
  14. 4 points
  15. Owens yelling ''GET OUT OF MY LIFE!!'' at Zayn before shooting him into the ropes for the pop up powerbomb might have been the best thing about this show actually.
    4 points
  16. Who's Fuji? Fuji's dead, baby. Fuji's dead.
    4 points
  17. Seth Rollins's big speech was basically Meryl Streep's in KRAMER VS. KRAMER. i don't think we should just let that go by.
    4 points
  18. It's not too late to put the tag titles on Roman Reigns.
    3 points
  19. I wish you wouldn't point out to people that I have Alzheimer's. I enjoy meeting all of those new people every day. This really reinforces how shitty WM was last year. Now I must relive in my mind the abortion that was New Day vs. League Of Nations.
    3 points
  20. The Vulture is FUCKING AWESOME~!! PETER, STOP TAKING YOUR MASK OFF SO MUCH~!!!
    3 points
  21. Now I know why Ulysses got some sulfur and a torch and burned the blood from the floors of his mansion after he killed his wife's suitors when he returned the Odyssey. Some things can only be cleansed with fire.
    3 points
  22. Your typo got this "Hungry Eyes" stuck in my head.
    3 points
  23. I guess I get the HHH hate. I still think he's about three tiers below Undertaker. I still say that your ass didn't get a little promo at Lemmy's funeral. Fuck you.
    3 points
  24. I won a free donut from the Tim Hortons roll up the rim game.
    3 points
  25. It was just so uncalled for. Everyone knows Nikki is with Cena, Nattie is married to Tyson Kidd, etc. So it's OK to chant sexist BS at them? I would have harpooned more than a few of those guys if I had been in the audience. I'm not into dealing with any of the -isms and phobias with kid gloves these days.
    3 points
  26. I'm about to enter this zone in May.
    3 points
  27. Someone once told me that Marty Scurll is a great wrestler.
    3 points
  28. So many dicks are going to be draw on that thing
    2 points
  29. Just because you are wearing them now doesn't mean you would be wearing them later
    2 points
  30. I am not Mil, because I have the good taste to sell properly. I must be Gino since I am obviously the handsomer of the two.. Also, [not being serious] Fuck Morelock.[/not being serious].
    2 points
  31. I hear Jarrett's just interested in pretend-hiring some people to pretend-mine his pretend-gold.
    2 points
  32. Welcome to the DAD zone! Everything you heard about fatherhood, good bad and otherwise, is probably true. Well, my daughter made the soccer team yesterday so she'll play one more season in middle school and then it's off to high school. My ex's treatments are kinda sketchy. She's had to adjust her chemo schedule because she's not producing enough platelets to aid in fighting her lymphoma. Because of that, I think my daughter has elected to go to normal high school instead of one of the specialty schools. My feelings are mixed. While I'm a little disappointed that she won't be going to one of the magnet schools, I understand her desire to stick close to her mom during a difficult time. Wherever she goes to school, I'm certain she'll do well, but she still has her future to look after and needs to pad her college applications as best she can so yeah, I respect my daughter's decision but I don't really agree with it. I know that's a very clinical thing to say and I feel a little bad for thinking it, but I also want my kid to take advantage of every good situation that comes her way. I am also envious of my kid's unwavering ability to take the worst of life's lemons and make a kickass pitcher of lemonade. That was my attitude before I became a jaded adult.
    2 points
  33. You missed "Aries's winning." Angry Neville is so fucking awesome and the Jack Gallagher Mary Poppins spot makes me love him even more.
    2 points
  34. Strauman's promo boiled him down to being Beefcake-era Erc Carman. "Screw you guys, I do what I waaaant!" and I'm surprised Vince didn't have him throw in a "Cash me outside, howbahdah?!"
    2 points
  35. Was that 1% always the very end of the show when he pointed out they were all out of time?
    2 points
  36. Surprised that one didn't make the WWE 24 highlight reel. Anyway, tell us how you really feel.
    2 points
  37. That was the best Roman promo, right? Just a fantastic troll job. He'd be such a good heel.
    2 points
  38. I got home in time to see the end of KO/Sami and Heyman speaking Yiddish. I loved Heyman's line, "He's one of mine."
    2 points
  39. Well we know it won't be a Vikings jersey, they already cut him years ago for having difficulty versus football tackles.
    2 points
  40. Apparently this is what the studio looks like today. No wonder Bobby Eaton nearly cracked his head on the ceiling.
    2 points
  41. Meanwhile.... I almost wish they let Regal have a reptile that he could stroke in his office like Jub Jub or a super villain.
    2 points
  42. 30 years ago today "The Techwood Drive Miracle" happened! James
    2 points
  43. 2 points
  44. Someone on Twitter posted this with a caption akin to "when your uncle thinks he's still cool." Or words to that effect.
    2 points
  45. I thought they did a good job in the beginning of Almas before his TakeOver debut of showing his influence. They are still limited in how much of their history they can talk about. But when he came out in that goofy white ring gear and hat it was completely wasted and he has been fighting from behind ever since
    2 points
  46. I enjoyed all my years on Baywatch, brother. I slammed David Hasselhoff when he weighed 300 pounds. He almost died. I suggested he quit acting and become a German pop sensation. All true.
    2 points
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